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Revision as of 00:01, 7 December 2013
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Goalkeepers
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Black Ref | 
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Nothing gets past Black Ref. He'll disqualify your shit if you so much as think about trying any dirty tactics. | — | ||
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Mark Nutt | 
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Great Britain's greatest archer, best known for representing Britain in the London 2012 game and for his catchphrase "Suck my Nutt". He gained mainstream popularity after being featured in the Roosterteeth Let's Play of the London 2012 game. | — | ||
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Best Martial Art | 
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Judo>Karate>Kickboxing>Fist-Fighting>Greco-Roman>Kung-Fu>Sambo>Judo | — |
Defense
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>Longboarding | 
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>implying Longboarding is as good as skateboarding | — | ||
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Krispen Wah | 
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Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner. | — | ||
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BEEG | 
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The largest athlete in all of sports, when he isn't crying like a bitch his talent at knocking people the fuck out will be useful for keeping opposing offences in check. | — | ||
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NOT /ASP/ | 
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THIS SPORT IS NOTHING TO DO WITH /ASP/. I DON'T CARE IF THE MODS SAY IT'S ALLOWED AND THAT PEOPLE SAY IT IS ACTUALLY A SPORT, THEY'RE WRONG. | — | ||
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Diva Pics | 
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>discussing wrestling >not just fapping to Divas |
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Airshit | 
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He is the tactical genius behind /asp/'s tactics and formations after spending all his time doing Airsoft. | — | ||
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Illegal Groin Strike | 
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Barred from every combat sport due to his proneness to hit below the belt. is now part of the /asp/ team in order to kick a different set of balls. | — | ||
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Best In The World | 
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This outspoken player is known for his talent when it comes to his in-ring and promo work. When he isn't criticizing both the /asp/ and 4CC management and breaking kayfabe he can be a worthy player for the team | — | ||
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FAHN DAHN GOOO | 
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IT'S FAAAHHNN DAAAHHNN GOOOOOO. YOU HAVE TO LET THE A'S BREATH | — | ||
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Lord HEMA | 
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HEMA stands for Historical European Martial Art, a form of martial art where the usage of weapons such as swords and shields is used in historical battle reenactments. Lord HEMA is here to show the peasantry how to fight like a man. | — |
Midfielders
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Bones Jones | 
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Jon "Bones" Jones is the youngest champion in UFC history, has held the UFC Light Heavyweight Title for over 2 years and is considered by many as the best Light Heavyweight fighter in the world. He is now hoping to expand his list of achievements by playing divegrass for /asp/. | S01 | ||
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Mirko Cro Cop | 
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Considered to be one of the best martial artists in history, Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović is famous for his fearsome kicking ability. A saying amongst the martial arts community is "right leg, hospital. left leg, morgue". With this ability he is a dangerous addition to the /asp/ midfield. | P06 | ||
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Rodney Mullen | 
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The best skateboarder in the world today, he may not be as widely known as Tony Hawk, but his talents on the board will be useful for /asp/. | S01, P02, P08 | ||
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Bork Lazer | 
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A recent transfer from /sp/. Known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas may come in handy for /asp/ in future 4chan Cups. | S01, S06, P01, P15 | ||
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Ethan Carter III | 
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Broken Deck | 
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT IT. | S01 | ||
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Bruce Lee | 
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The legendary martial artist is here to provide agility and strength to the /asp/ attacking midfield. | S04 | ||
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Rainmaker | 
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Kazuchika Okada, aka The Rainmaker, is considered to be among the best wrestlers not just in Pureso, but in the world. He will now be using his talents to help bolster the /asp/ midfield. | S01 |
Attackers
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American Dragon | 
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After getting screwed out of his WWE title reigns, The Dazzler took a serious turn. In his chase for revenge the American Dragon was unleashed upon the WWE. Now his drive and talent will be used for the /asp/ team. | S01, S05, P12 | ||
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CENAWINSLOL | 
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He is an 11-time WWE champion, 3-time World Heavyweight champion, 2-time Royal Rumble winner, 7-time WWE Slammy Award winner and a numerous time holder of some unimportant championships. He is the most divisive player in WWE and 4CC history. He is the ultimate underdog. Powered by a mixture of sheer willpower and fruity pebbles, he is here to add some divegrass trophies to his list of accolades. Who wins LOL? CENAWINSLOL. | S01, S05, P12, P18 |