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For the main article go to [[/sci/]] As of now nothing here is final.
For the main article go to [[/sci/]] As of now nothing here is final.


==Starters==
==Goalkeepers==
{|  class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1678px; position: relative;"
{{ro-header}}
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:100px" |  Name
{{ro-entry
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:15px" |  Number
|role        = starter
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:15px" |  Position
|number      = 34
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  Image
|name        = Stephen Hawking
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  In Game
|position    = GK
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:300px" | Description
|bio        = Gold Glove winner and record holder for saves in a single cup (26), Stephen Hawking is /sci/'s starting goalkeeper and defensive hero. Despite his wheelchair giving him limited mobility, his supreme knowledge of physics allows him to calculate where every shot will land with precision.
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:30px" |  Height (cm)
|height      = 188
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:30px" | Weight (kg)
|weight      = 92
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Footedness
|foot        = Right
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
|playingstyle= Offensive Goalkeeper
| align="center" | '''Stephen Hawking'''
|skills      = {{skill|P17}} {{skill|C03}}}}
| align="center" | 2
{{ro-entry
| align="center" | GK
|role        =  
| align="center" |
|number      = 90
| align="center" | [[File:Hawking.png|150px]]
|name        = Thorium
| align="center" | Despite from suffering MS, Hawking has been the guardian angel of /sci/.
|position    = GK
| align="center" | 185
|bio        = The fuel of the future himself, Thorium can play almost any position he pleases. His storied history with the club has had him at CMF, RB, and finally GK. He'd rather stay on the bench though, as he is nearing his half-life.
| align="center" | 73
|height      = 187
| align="center" | Right
|weight      = 75
|-
|foot        = Right
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
|playingstyle= Offensive Goalkeeper
| align="center" | '''Does 0.999... = 1?'''
|skills      = {{skill|P17}} {{skill|C03}}}}
| align="center" | 99
| align="center" | LB
| align="center" | [[File:Does 0.999... 1.jpg|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Does 0.9999 1.png|150px]]
| align="center" | The eternal question that divides /sci/.
| align="center" | 175
| align="center" | 63
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''{{greentext|biology >hard science}}'''
| align="center" | 3
| align="center" | CB
| align="center" | [[File:Implying biology.png|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Biology hard science.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Hey, someone has to watch those organisms in the microscope.
| align="center" | 185
| align="center" | 109
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Transhumanism'''
| align="center" | 4
| align="center" | CB
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Transhumanism.png|150px]]
| align="center" | A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him
| align="center" | 185
| align="center" | 109
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Cool Science Facts'''
| align="center" | 14
| align="center" | RB
| align="center" | [[File:Cool Science Facts.jpg|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:College Majors General.png|150px]]
| align="center" | "There are more stolen bikes in my garage than there are stars in the Galaxy." - Black Science Guy.
| align="center" | 175
| align="center" | 74
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Bismuth'''
| align="center" | 83
| align="center" | DMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Bismuth.png|150px]]
| align="center" | MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH.
| align="center" | 180
| align="center" | 94
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Intellectualism'''
| align="center" | 7
| align="center" | AMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Intellectualism.png|150px]]
| align="center" | He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from all this Cup, and he'll do it with goals.
| align="center" | 185
| align="center" | 63
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="C0C0C0"
| align="center" | '''Richard Feynman'''
| align="center" | 5
| align="center" | SS
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Richard Feynman.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Nobel prize winner, ranked second in the team's goalscoring table and he's the most tolerated physicist on /sci/. <s>Too bad he only has an IQ of 125</s>
| align="center" | 194
| align="center" | 83
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="C0C0C0"
| align="center" | '''Nikola Tesla'''
| align="center" | 8
| align="center" | SS
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Nikola_Tesla.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Credited with the superior form of electricity, Tesla is poised to make an electrifying duo with Bill Nye.  
| align="center" | 194
| align="center" | 63
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="EDDA74"
| align="center" | '''Bill Nye''' {{vice-captain}}
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | CF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Bill_Nye.png|150px]]
| align="center" | BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
| align="center" | 205
| align="center" | 75
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="EDDA74"
| align="center" | '''Carl Sagan''' {{Captain}}
| align="center" | 10
| align="center" | CMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Carl_Sagan.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Our Lord and Saviour, Sagan is on a mission to lead this team to greater frontiers.
| align="center" | 199
| align="center" | 81
| align="center" | Right
|}
 
 
==Bench==
 
{|  class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1678px; position: relative;"
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:188px" | Name
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Number
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" | Position
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  Image
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  In Game
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:634px" |  Description
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Height (cm)
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Weight (kg)
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Footedness
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Thorium'''
| align="center" | 90
| align="center" | GK
| align="center" | [[File:Thorium90.jpg|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Thorium.png|150px]]
| align="center" | What will your children say when you tell them you didn't invest in Thorium?
| align="center" | 185
| align="center" | 75
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Muh IQ'''
| align="center" | 9
| align="center" | LB
| align="center" | [[File:Welcome2sci.png|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Muh IQ.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! <br> {{greentext|online tests <br/>>mattering}}
| align="center" | 170
| align="center" | 92
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Homo Engineer'''
| align="center" | 69
| align="center" | LB
| align="center" | [[File:HomoEngineer.png|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Homo_Engineer.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? <br>
A: The Wave. <br>
 
Q: What do engineers enjoy doing the most at sporting events? <br>
A: Each other.  <br>
| align="center" | 170
| align="center" | 74
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Sun of Fire/Ice'''
| align="center" | 11
| align="center" | CB
| align="center" | [[Image:Sun of Fire Ice.jpg|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Sun of Fire and Ice.png|150px]]
| align="center" | JUST IMAGINING THE SCENARIO IS PLAIN STUPID.
| align="center" | 185
| align="center" | 105
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Saged Homework'''
| align="center" | 12
| align="center" | CB
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Saged_Homework.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard!
| align="center" | 185
| align="center" | 105
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Theory a Gauss'''
| align="center" | 13
| align="center" | CB
| align="center" | [[File:TheoryAGauss.png|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Theory A Guess.png|150px]]
| align="center" | lol no its theory a guess amirite
| align="center" | 180
| align="center" | 104
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Jacob Barnett'''
| align="center" | 17
| align="center" | RB
| align="center" | [[File:JacobBarnett.png|150px]]
| align="center" | [[File:Jacob_Barnett.png|150px]]
| align="center" | The preteenager that /sci/ can't stop talking about. Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed.
| align="center" | 169
| align="center" | 36
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''300k Starting'''
| align="center" | 30
| align="center" | RB
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:300k_starting.png|150px]]
| align="center" | He got a PhD in Math and a masters in kicking asses.
| align="center" | 175
| align="center" | 75
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Stupid Questions Thread'''
| align="center" | 33
| align="center" | DMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Graham's_Number.png|150px]]
| align="center" | Stupid questions warrant stupid answers, you dumb fuck.
| align="center" | 180
| align="center" | 94
| align="center" | Left
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Ken Ham'''
| align="center" | 15
| align="center" | DMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Ken_Ham.png|150px]]
| align="center" | There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents. <br>''But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument'' <br> Define Argument.
| align="center" | 180
| align="center" | 89
| align="center" | Left
|-
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Richard Dawkins'''
| align="center" | 16
| align="center" | AMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Richard Dawkins.png|150px]]
| align="center" | If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags.
| align="center" | 180
| align="center" | 83
| align="center" | Right
|-
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''2 + 2 = 5'''
| align="center" | 6
| align="center" | AMF
| align="center" |
| align="center" | [[File:Aquatic_Hamster.png|150px]]
| align="center" | It actually equals six.
| align="center" | 180
| align="center" | 63
| align="center" | Right
|- 
|}


[[Category:Official team rosters|sci]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|sci]]

Revision as of 00:27, 19 June 2015

For the main article go to /sci/ As of now nothing here is final.

Goalkeepers

Name No. Image Pos. Bio Height Weight Foot Playing style Skills


Stephen Hawking 34 
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  GK
Gold Glove winner and record holder for saves in a single cup (26), Stephen Hawking is /sci/'s starting goalkeeper and defensive hero. Despite his wheelchair giving him limited mobility, his supreme knowledge of physics allows him to calculate where every shot will land with precision. 188cm 92kg Right Offensive Goalkeeper P17 C03


Thorium 90 
Image unavailable.svg
  GK
The fuel of the future himself, Thorium can play almost any position he pleases. His storied history with the club has had him at CMF, RB, and finally GK. He'd rather stay on the bench though, as he is nearing his half-life. 187cm 75kg Right Offensive Goalkeeper P17 C03
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