/n/

/n/
Here comes the rape train.
/n/ - Transportation
Founded February 2012 Owner Boris Johnson IRL manager Vaughan !!ieljyg7yGFs. Team colors Chat color 336633 Dark Green Ranking 48 Highest rank 6 (February 24, 2013) Lowest rank 48 (May, 2013) Top scorer I Like Trains (27) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /n/ - Transportation Nickname /n/iggers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 2 5 8 12.5%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /n/  2–1  /trv/ October 10, 2013 Biggest defeat /n/  1–4  /toy/ July 21, 2012 First match /n/  5–1  /o/ February 12, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Biggie Smalls vs Thomas the Tank Engine Goal horn Bicycle Race
Kits

In a relatively quiet corner of 4chan sits the board of /n/, a hangout for enthusiasts of trains, bicycles and other forms of transportation you probably stopped riding when your fat ass finally got a car. After putting their team through the Babby Cup and earning a spot in the 2012 Summer Cup, /n/ shocked the internets by winning their group and even beating /co/ in the second round of the tournament. Despite losing to /toy/ in the quarterfinals, /n/ has shown the world of 4chan that you underestimate their footballing skills at your own peril (not that anybody remembers who we are)and yet again, /n/'s small size and ability to slip under the radar payed off as /n/ tore holes through defences left right and centre in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup. With a massive 4 goals vs /o/, 4 goals vs /k/. and 6 vs /y/, /n/ stormed their way to the top eight of the competition where for the third time in succession they crashed out with a three goal deficit. Regardless, /n/ has proven time and time again that its slick passing play and counter-attacking prowess is not to be ignored. Then in the Dragongate scandal it turned out that former /n/ manager Dragonfag had in fact taken charge of sixteen other teams throughout his career. As a result, all /n/ results were removed in favour of losses, and 8 games were decided to be invalid.

Roster

Main Article: /n/ Roster

No. Position Player 8   GK Airport General MK VIII 10   CB Old Steel 10 Speed 1   CB Bullet Trains 52   CB Forever Shinkansen 77   CB Tite Gapz 6   DMF Slam The Stem 9   CMF Fucking Bikefags 65   CMF Toronto Rocket 21   AMF Slam The Stem 18   AMF I Like Trains 40   CF F40PH

No. Position Player 69   GK Sheldon Brown 13   GK How Was Your Ride? 15   CB Craigslist 20   CB Blimp Train 5   CB Recumbent Bike 4   CB Go Transit Bus 2   CB Red Bull Airplanes 11   CMF That Bike 7   CMF What Bike Should I Get? 3   CMF Strava 22   CMF Pilots License 50   CMF Fuck The Police

Mascot

Name	Image	Description
Kumamon		Kumamon is many things. The mascot of Japan's Kumamoto prefecture, promoter of bullet train travel for tourism and Japanese Mascot Of The Year 2010. To us, he's /n/'s charming and loveable mascot. As a bear who travels by train and bike, he fits right in at the /n/ camp and is adored by the /n/ fan everywhere.

Friendlies Stuff

Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?0dy64cn42e928mx


Tactics: vs /tv/ - Preset 2: Subs - At 60, Fuck the Police for Hipster Fixie. At 70, the two most tired defenders for whoever they can go out for vs /asp/ - Preset 1, A-Train and HE GOT A BICYCLE starting: Subs - At 60, Fuck the Police for Hipster Fixie. At 70, the two most tired defenders for whoever they can go out for


Music:

General Music: Anthem vs /tv/: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTfVEaf668Y
Anthem vs /asp/: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-HkhhepJY
Regular Goalhorn vs /asp/: http://puu.sh/66QRH.mp3

Specific Player Music: Yowamushi Pedal Goalhorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVgTgrRlPcM
Fuck The Police Goalhorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=h2YgZX9Thm0#t=30
I Like Trains Goalhorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO0jIb47nmo
A-Train Goalhorn (>implying he'll score: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7uHxtIKKUg

Tactics

File:Ntactics1.png

/n/    Formation 4-2-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  14    Support Range  12    Position Switch  6    Attacking Style  10    Pressing  16    Defensive Line  7    Compactness  12

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks I Like Trains  Long Free Kicks I Like Trains  Free Kicks 2 Hipster Fixie  Left Corner Kicks Hipster Fixie  Right Corner Kicks Slam The Stem  Penalty Kicks I Like Trains  Players to Join Attack Name Name Name Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap  Substitutions Off (cups), Flexible (friendlies)  Change Formation  Change Att/Def Levels

File:Ntactics2.png

/n/    Formation 4-2-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  17    Support Range  10    Position Switch  9    Attacking Style  12    Pressing  15    Defensive Line  7    Compactness  8

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks I Like Trains  Long Free Kicks I Like Trains  Free Kicks 2 Hipster Fixie  Left Corner Kicks Hipster Fixie  Right Corner Kicks Slam The Stem  Penalty Kicks I Like Trains  Players to Join Attack Name Name Name Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap  Substitutions Off (cups), Flexible (friendlies)  Change Formation  Change Att/Def Levels

File:Ntactics3.png

/n/    Formation 4-2-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  16    Support Range  16    Position Switch  9    Attacking Style  10    Pressing  16    Defensive Line  16    Compactness  10

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks I Like Trains  Long Free Kicks I Like Trains  Free Kicks 2 Hipster Fixie  Left Corner Kicks Hipster Fixie  Right Corner Kicks Slam The Stem  Penalty Kicks I Like Trains  Players to Join Attack Name Name Name Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap  Substitutions Off (cups), Flexible (friendlies)  Change Formation  Change Att/Def Levels

Match History (7th September 2013 Onwards)

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
5th October, 2013	/trv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	I Like Trains  33' Bullet Trains 49'
6th October, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-3 L
15th November, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-3 L	F40PH  67'
17th November, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Hipster Fixie  90+'
23th November, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Hipster Fixie  27' F40PH 35'
11th January, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
26th January, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
F40PH	2
Hipster Fixie	2
I Like Trains	1
Bullet Trains	1

Match History (prior to 7th September 2013)

Main Article: /n/ Match History