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/f/ is the flash board that nobody gives a shit about because everything is a repost of a repost of a repost. But everyday is repost day on /f/!
The /f/ Roster
Main article: /f/ Roster.
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Quotes
- "This is just crazy."
- — Sideless
- — Sideless
- "An exciting game, I'll give it that."
- — Sideless
- — Sideless
- "Anyone knew we had a flashboard?"
- — Sideless
- — Sideless
- "I'd love for them to qualify for the Summer Cup and make it to the final, that would be great."
- — Ganon
- — Ganon
- "27 shots... haha, that's gotta be a record... that's a record, check if that's a record. Yes! It's a record!"
- — Germanbro
- — Germanbro
- "Consider it concrete Ken!"
- — Old Man Sou
- — Old Man Sou
- "You better keep those changes or the only thing concrete will be your feet!"
- — Ken, threatening /f/ manager Old Man Sou regarding the "temporary" changes for the Touhou Derby
- — Ken, threatening /f/ manager Old Man Sou regarding the "temporary" changes for the Touhou Derby
Downloadables
/f/ For real this time. Assthetics
Team History
Spring Babby Cup 2012
Not much is known of the 2012 Spring Babby Cup season for /f/ other than what the match history reads. Perhaps the most memorable game was the 27 shot game vs /y/ which ended in a 2-1 victory in favor of /f/. It is said that the earliest known manager for /f/ who might have gone by the name of /f/erguson. Who could only be described as a Tacical Genius of a different caliber. But with a certain match fixing scandal it is uncertain whether or not this individual could have been the Infamous Multimanager: Dragonfag. But failing to advance from the 2012 Spring Babby Cup into the 2012 Summer Cup /f/ made a brief appearance in the summer friendlies. Losing 1-0 to /mlp/ and an absolute snoozer of a game against /gif/. The future seemed uncertain for /f/, whether or not the team was good or bad had yet to be seen.
Autumn Babby Cup 2012
In August an individual baring eyes as red as a baboon's ass and mysterious white lines under his nostrils Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke had emerged to take the helm of /f/. Vocal in his dislike for bitter rivals /mlp/, and (false) confidence in a 2-3-5 formation. This new manager that arrived out of the wood works in a haze of smoke and profanity to the terraces and had a 10-0 victory over a rigged /wg/ as his first win. The loud mouthed manager would then be quickly humbled suffering losses to /h/, /trv/, and /sci/. The only other two victories /f/ were able to celebrate in this season was the 4-1 win against /gif/ and a 4-0 win against a barely functioning, rigged /cgl/. Embarassed, angry, and belligerent Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke would go on to sack nearly the entire team and all the staff at the yet to be opened /f/ home stadium the Awesome Dome. It is said everyone even to the hot dog vendors were immediately terminated and replaced. It also said that former Center Back Massive Damage who scored the own goal in the match against /trv/ was never heard from again.
2013 Spring Babby Cup
As 2012 drew to a close /f/ managed to garner one final win for 2012 against /jp/ which featured an entirely different /f/ than in previous cups. The only remaining players from the original /f/ squad at this point became Nipaa, Party Hard, Zone, Mormon Jesus, and the star of /f/'s attack DA HOOD. Spring saw a different /f/, while not perfect /f/ sported a four man back line and a new goalhorn as this marked the first season where F.O.E would be used as the goal horn. The Spring cup opened up to a loss in the friendlies in a tight match against /vp/ and a rather meaningless rivalry match in the friendlies against /mlp/. With the 2-1 victory /f/ seemingly had a chance to make it. But the group stages opened up woefully as /f/ would quickly go down 2-0 to /ck/ but /f/ would rocket back to draw the game 2-2 at the end of the first half but a 74th minute goal would pin /f/ with a loss. The following game against /lit/ was no better as /f/ only managed to put one shot on goal while Lolita Wanted It put the only goal of the game in at the 87th minute, /f/ was pinned with yet another loss. The following game against /sci/ had stipulations to it. The group was not closed out and if /f/ could beat /sci/ on a clean sheet and a /ck/ loss would put them through to the 2013 summer cup. However whoever lost the match was out. And unlike in Autumn 2012 /sci/ were not able to steamroll /f/ as easily. The /sci/ offense struggled to score against the battling /f/ defense and when a shot rebounded off of the Trollpost former Left Back Blackbob Niggerpants put in the first goal of the game and Nipaa would be the one to get /f/ the goal difference to put them in the best spot possible. The following game with had /ck/ go down 1-0 rather early and things looked bright for /f/ before once again Nachos would cause late minute grief for /f/ once again.
2013 Summer Cup
A controversy brings /f/ out of the babbies and into their first elite cup. The 2-0 victory against /sci/ was not in vain. However turmoil was boiling within the ranks of /f/ itself as the players were accusing the manager of embezzling club funds to take trips out to Asia for alcoholic getaways and loli manga. In this season /f/ played /e/ in the friendlies and after a tough game /e/ were able to emerge victorious 3-2. And in the inaugural Weeaboo Party against /c/ DA HOOD managed to snag another win for /f/. Competition however was a different story. For the first time /f/ drew the same group as their bitter rivals /mlp/ and for the second time were set to face /trv/. It is unknown what lost /f/ this game, old tactics, the naked /f/ans along with the manager himself coming onto the pitch, the manager being ejected for indecent exposure, the players making their displeasure for the embezzlement of funds being known. Specifically former Center Back Nevada-Tan who after the match against /trv/ was seen crying on the way back to the locker room repeating "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The following game against /adv/ was closer but /adv/ proved to be too much for the /f/ defense putting 11 shots on target. The last game of the summer cup season was against an apathetic /mlp/. Who rested their medal players and just all around didn't give a fuck. This lead to /f/ winning 2-0 but leaving the manager absolutely livid as the whole match was not Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke shouting instructions at the team but slinging insults at the /mlp/ bench and managers for their "cowardice." Going into a cup of new teams and fallen elites. /f/ was right back in the babbies. But even after the whistle blew the events were far from over. As DA HOOD took his glock and fired it at >Rape and Derpy Hooves. Much to the dismay of DA HOOD all shots missed, he was subdued and suspended from the Autumn Friendly season and would be banned even from watching the matches in the stands.
2013 Autumn Babby Cup
A year off from when Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke originally took the reigns and here /f/ was again. In the Babbies with not very high expectations. But this Autumn campaign while not baring the most incredible score lines had an impressive streak of wins and only allowing two goals to be scored out of 45 shots taken at the /f/ goal during this season. The first goal to be scored on /f/ in the 2013 Autumn season was Emma Watson of /hr/ who skillfully styled past the /f/ defense to equalize the game, however a play single handedly setup by Andy Griffith with an incredible pass to Nipaa was able to give /f/ the win. In competition /f/ was set to face an undefeated /gd/. DA HOOD returned to the pitch with his suspension over and this time baring the Captain's armband. Nipaa would once again showcase her goal scoring ability and score the only goal of the match handing /gd/ their first loss. The following match against /lit/ was the rematch from just six months earlier. Both teams cancelled each other out in the previous encounter however much to the dismay of /lit/'s goal keeper Queer Theory he would quickly learn just how little love DA HOOD shows to homo thugs as DA HOOD gave a first half 2-0 advantage and then DA HOOD delivered a cross to former goalkeeper and now striker Lolicatgirls to close out the game and to have /f/ qualify for the Winter Cup. The next match was not as intense however some would argue as an unmanaged /fit/ actually proved to be lively even down a medal player for a red card. But the efforts would not be enough as Zone would find the only goal of the game in the first half. /f/ had not only topped the group with 9 points and a clean sheet they were on their way to their first RO16 appearance where DA HOOD would once again wonder where da goals at as he rocketed two past /g/ doalkeeper Richard Stallman. All seemed bright for /f/ but in the Quarter Finals against /fa/ at the very last possible minutes of the match Dick Ovens would put one past Segata Sanshiro to advance into the Semi-Finals. But performing at their absolute best the Autumn 2013 campaign was nothing to be ashamed as they looked to the 2014 Winter Cup.
2014 Winter Cup
Literally riding high on minor success /f/ entered the 2014 winter season with heads held up high and expectations even higher than before. Which still wasn't much but it was a lot more than what it was before. The friendly season was not one that was so joyous however. a 4-2 loss to /wsg/ and then a 2-0 loss to /a/, the /f/ offense was beginning to look toothless. /f/ would be set to face /g/ in a rematch from the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup where Richard Stallman would once again cause more than enough grief for the strikers of /f/. It all seemed hopeless until substitute Midfielder WRRRRRRRRRRY came on the pitch and answered the call by finally putting one past Stallman. However /g/ captain Teedus was quick to reply and gave the spaghetti spilling defense something to think about as the game was now 1-1. It all seemed like it was coming to an end until Lolicatgirls finally took a shot that Stallman could not save giving /f/ a vital 3 points. The next match against /sp/ was as tense as could be, both defenses holding strong until /sp/ attacking midfielder USA USA USA broke the deadlock in the first half to give /sp/ the advantage. Coming back from the half Nipaa would equalize the game by finally shooting a ball Da Burrs just could not save. The game carried onward and as it wound down and went into extra time USA USA USA would find the break /sp/ needed to beat Steamshovel Harry and win the game. The following game against /lgbt/ which was Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke's first ever draw had nothing of real mention going on to it. It would also be /f/'s first draw since 2012. a 3-1 /sp/ victory over /g/ put /f/ through to the knockout rounds where they faced /cgl/ in the RO16. A far cry from /cgl/'s Autumn 2012 squad coming off of a very strong win against /adv/. But the /cgl/ strikers were just not able to find the back of the net as DA HOOD would score his first goal in 2014 to break the deadlock in this game and once again Nipaa flaunting her goal scoring ability by making the game 2-0 in the final ten minutes of the match. Another Autumn 2012 rematch would occour as /f/ would go on to face /h/ in a battle of intoxicants between Bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz and Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke would prove that alcohol might be a little more favorable when it comes to a Manager's poison. Overall, /f/ finished 8th out of the 32 teams, making this their best performance ever.
2014 Summer Cup
Despite /f/ making the quarterfinals of the Winter Cup, many thought the success was a fluke and that /f/ would be relegated in Summer. The one pre-cup friendly /f/ played was against /wsg/, a 1-1 draw before being drawn with /an/, /e/, and /b/ in Group C for the actual cup.
/f/ opened its Summer season with a 0-0 draw against an /e/ that would end up achieving the same result twice more. The second match of group stage was even worse for /f/, as they continued to lack a goal and lost 2-0 to a ferocious /an/. The final day saw /f/ finally reaping rewards; after /an/ drew 0-0 with /e/, /f/'s DA HOOD and Nipaa found the net; despite /b/'s Trolled 2 Death attempting to save his team, all went to shit as nothing else could be found and /f/ took a 2-1 victory to secure advancement. It's worth noting that in this group, only /f/'s matches had goals.
In the knockout rounds, against a /vg/ that had come off the biggest win of its entire existence (4-1 over rival /v/, securing /vg/ advancement as they stayed through an Elite Cup for the first time in their history), /f/ found one late-game strike from DA HOOD but /vg/ took the game to extra time by way of Git Gud gitting gud. Based Mang would secure /vg/'s 2-1 win on the way to a /vg/ third place finish. /f/ finished 11th tied with /wsg/ this tournament, a small drop from their previous 8th place.
2015 Winter Cup
/f/'s first match of the 2015 Winter Cup started badly as /i/ scored a patented early minute goal, but /f/ came back to lead 2-1 by the 20th minute. By then a /f/ victory seemed imminent, but /i/ goalkeeping kept them in the game and Dungeonwaterway gave /i/ a 2-2 draw as the game hit the 75th minute. From here /f/ took on then-True Elite /mu/, taking a 2-0 victory thanks to late goals and terrible /mu/ finishing. The final day of group A saw /f/ playing a /vp/ already out and looking to redeem itself by a late win; however, top tier Segata Sanshiro goalkeeping stopped /vp/ from taking a win as /f/ drew 1-1. The Round of 16 draw brought /f/ Group D's top team in /s/, to whom they lost 2-0. Another early knockout exit for /f/, but pride can be taken in the fact that /f/ is still in the top tier.
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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February 26, 2012 | /toy/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | |
March 10, 2012 | /y/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | |
March 24, 2012 | /an/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | DA HOOD 10' ZONE 39' |
March 24, 2012 | /3/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-3 L | YES YES 61' |
March 25, 2012 | /d/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | DA HOOD 25', 61' |
April 14, 2012 | /ic/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Dancing Street Guys 61' |
May 16, 2012 | /mlp/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | |
May 26, 2012 | /gif/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
September 9, 2012 | /wg/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 10-0 W | Hoporider 10', 48', 68', 90+1' Da Hood 18', 34', 41', 90+3' Zone 75' There She Is 79' |
September 23, 2012 | /h/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-4 L | Partyhard 68' DA HOOD 90+1' |
September 30, 2012 | /gif/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Nipaa~ 28', 45+1' DA HOOD 67', 73' |
October 13, 2012 | /sci/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-4 L | DA HOOD 43' |
October 13, 2012 | /trv/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-3 L | |
October 19, 2012 | /cgl/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-0 W | Da Hood 19', 34', 53' Hoporider 70' |
December 15, 2012 | /jp/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Goosehoward 32' Nipaa 37' F.O.E 78' |
April 12, 2013 | /vp/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | DA HOOD 10' (pen.) Nipaa 15' |
April 14, 2013 | /mlp/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | DA HOOD 48' (pen.) Nipaa 63' |
May 3, 2013 | /ck/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L | DA HOOD 34' Nipaa 45+1' |
May 5, 2013 | /lit/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
May 11, 2013 | /sci/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | Blackbob 68' Nipaa 73' |
July 14, 2013 | /e/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | DA HOOD 31' Osaka 48' |
July 19, 2013 | /c/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | DA HOOD 4', 54' |
August 17, 2013 | /trv/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup | 1-4 L | Heap Of Trouble 10' |
August 23, 2013 | /adv/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | Nipaa 32' |
August 25, 2013 | /mlp/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | DA HOOD 35', 85' |
September 21, 2013 | /b/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | The Most Annoying Popstar In The World 69' |
September 28, 2013 | /hr/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | The Most Annoying In The World 36' Nipaa 74' |
November 15, 2013 | /gd/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | Nipaa 43' |
November 17, 2013 | /lit/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0 W | Da Hood 20', 22' Lolicatgirls 85' |
November 23, 2013 | /fit/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | Zone 34' |
November 30, 2013 | /g/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-0 W | DA HOOD 40', 90+' |
December 1, 2013 | /fa/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
January 19, 2014 | /wsg/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-4 L | Nipaa 4' The Most Annoying Popstar in the World 58' |
January 25, 2014 | /a/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
February 14, 2014 | /g/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | WRRRRRYY 76' Lolicatgirls 90+' |
February 16, 2014 | /sp/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 1-2 L | Nipaa 55' |
February 22, 2014 | /lgbt/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0 D | |
March 1, 2014 | /cgl/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | DA HOOD 52' Nipaa 82' |
March 2, 2014 | /h/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1 L | |
June 8, 2014 | /wsg/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | DA HOOD 84' |
July 18, 2014 | /e/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0 D | |
July 20, 2014 | /an/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | |
July 26, 2014 | /b/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | DA HOOD 38' Nipaa 60' |
August 2, 2014 | /vg/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | DA HOOD 83' |
February 13, 2015 | /i/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 2-2 D | Takeo Ischi 15' DA HOOD 18' |
February 15, 2015 | /mu/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | Lolicatgirls 77' Takeo Ischi 85' |
February 22, 2015 | /vp/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | Takeo Ischi 28' |
February 28, 2015 | /s/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2 L | |
August 1, 2015 | /g/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
August 7, 2015 | /h/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 4-2 W | HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 17' DA HOOD 19', 30' Lolicatgirls 34' |
August 9, 2015 | /x/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 2-2 D | WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY 55' Lolicatgirls 64' |
August 15, 2015 | /o/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 W | DA HOOD 40' |
August 16, 2015 | /mu/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | |
February 20, 2016 | /int/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 4-3 W | Lolicatgirls 5', 80' Van Darkholm 66' Daily Dose 88' |
February 26, 2016 | /s/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 4-4 D | DA HOOD 6', 65', 79' Lolicatgirls 17' |
February 28, 2016 | /n/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 4-4 D | DA HOOD 3', 73', 90+' Lolicatgirls 55' |
Rivalries
While /f/ has many users from many boards we still hate the other boards.
Flash Derby - /f/ vs /mlp/
There is no shortage of hate, love, tolerance, anger, and horsefucking. /f/ hates /mlp/ because their flashes are usually the primary reason /f/ sucks today.
Sauce Bowl - /f/ vs /gif/
A friendly rivalry, both /f/ and /gif/ tend to have plenty of sauce. This is merely of test of who's sauce is superior on this day.
Touhou Derby - /f/ vs /jp/
Another somewhat friendly rivalry, Tuesdays on /f/ just happen to be Touhou Tuesday and /jp/ comes out to hang with the /f/ellas. The anthem of the game is BOUNCINGTOUHOUS.swf; for this game /f/ uses a special roster and tactics (in friendlies). Used to be we had a special goal horn for it but some liked it so much it was moved to default goal horn (but now with the Master Music List we have a special goalhorn for this matchup again).
Blazing 10's Yolobowl /f/ vs /wsg/
A rivalry birthed out of the spirit of competition, the love of animated hilarity, and bait-n-switches. The Blazing 10's Yolobowl is a match where both /f/ and /wsg/ set every possible slider to 10 and observe as the pitch burns into a charred mess until one side is declared the victor and is rewarded with a Big Gulp cup, a five Rigbux gift certificate to Benuldies, and all the bragging rights in the world. /wsg/ beat /f/ in the first encounter 4-2 with the assistance of Big Shake's efforts. However the next match was a 1-1 which went to Benuldies and /f/ would emerge victorious. However with both matches being friendlies the two have yet to meet on the pitch for an official tournament but when the day arrives we the /f/ management can only advise that you avoid the cheap seats because there will be a lot of smoke.
Master Music List
/f/ is a place that has a little bit of something for everyone to enjoy, with this in mind we've decided to forgo having our own anthem/goalhorn and instead have compiled a list of custom music for every team we face against. These are all inspired by what each team has contributed to /f/ over the years.
Notes: These flashes have been converted to mp3s for the commissioner's convenience, you can find most of them by hovering over the links and searching the filename on swfchan.
Since all of /f/'s strikers have alt horns, please use the goalhorns on this list for the first goal of every match.
Fully Organized Collection: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fia4byonkfdekff
Player Alt-Horns:
Da Hood - DMX - Where the Hood At |
Takeo Ischi - New Bibi Hendl |
Lolicatgirls - Infected Mushroom - I Wish |
Team Specific Horns:
Situational Stuff:
Knockout Round Anthem - Southern Cross (4chan City.swf) |
If we ever make it to the Finals - Maedon - Finale (0x40 Hues.swf) |
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