/v/

/v/
VIDYA GAEMZ!
/v/ - Video Games
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS Co-Manager WilhelmK !!6+sT6QF545F Team colors Chat color 9900FF Dragon Dildo Purple Ranking 41 ( 2) Highest rank 4 (Autumm 2013) Lowest rank 41 (Spring 2015) Top scorer Gabe Newell (34) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain SANIC Website /v/ - Video Games Nickname /v/irgins The /v/idya
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 27 11 29 67 40.3%
GF GA GD 116 120 -4
Biggest win /v/  7–0  /lit/ August 17, 2013 Biggest defeat /tv/  6–1  /v/ May 1, 2015 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 4th Place, 2013 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 4th place, 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Let's try this again Alternate anthem FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA Alternate anthem Relegation Alternate anthem Victory anthem if BUT FIRST gets MVP Goal horn GALO SENGEN, /v/ goal horn forever) Alternate goal horn Wonderball 101 - Tables Turnover (Comeback horn) Alternate goal horn """""Henry""""" (BUT FIRST scores) Alternate goal horn 2fast (SANIC scores) Alternate goal horn Gotta go fast (SANIC hattrick) Alternate goal horn REAL AMERICAN (Hulk Hogan scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

Team Description

DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

[deep breath]

Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbies. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Though this success was not long-lived, not in the same way - a week or two before the 2013 Winter Cup, Candidate #2 retired. People laughed when the new manager, Exec, tried to post a change to his export minutes after the deadline. Those critics were silenced when /v/ topped their group, facing off against juggernaut squads like /ck/ and /d/. The incredible performance continued getting fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being unable to livemanage during most of the knockouts. Winter '14 didn't go as fans had hoped, but managing to avoid relegation was a prize in and of itself.

Then everything went to hell for /v/ once again in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Not only was /v/ relegated, the disaster of relegation came at the hands of /vg/.

A disastrous Autumn campaign led to /v/'s worst performance ever, with no wins, only one draw, and placing 39th out of 40 in the entire Autumn Babby Cup, only above >former Elite Cup champions /trv/. Since then /v/ have been permanently stuck in the Babbies, with only one win in eight matches under new management. Finally, in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup, found some glory by clawing their way into the cup from what some call the "Fetus Cup" and then qualified to the 2016 4chan Summer Cup. Some questions still remain. Will they ever win a Tsun-Derby match against /a/? Will ANYONE ever edit the wiki page to look actually 100% honest to god up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out! Please support the team by buying PES 2016 at Gamestop: Power to the Players™

Team Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

No. Position Player 1   GK NEVER EVER 6   LB Hideo Kojima 2   RB HE 25   CB Dewrito Pope 14   CB Senator Armstrong 13   DMF loss.jpg 10   CMF FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA 18   CMF Hulk Hogan 19   CMF Christopher Robin 9   SS BUT FIRST 22   CF SANIC

No. Position Player 16   GK Hideki Kamiya 24   LB I want to fuck that 26   LB Todd Howard 4   RB Captain Falcon 3   RB Donte 5   CB Mystery of the Druids 27   CB Reggie Fils-Aime 8   CB Titty Ninjas 7   DMF Stu Pickels 21   DMF Mr. Bones 31   CMF No Fun Allowed 20   CMF RAGE

Super Important Roster Update

http://puu.sh/o7jMe/130316c8dc.png

Music

BUT FIRST's goalhorn when playing against a weeb team

Anthem

Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version

What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Exports

Spring 2016

• Babby Tactical Export
  
• Babby Aesthetic Export
  

• Fetus Tactical Export
  
• Fetus Aesthetic Export
  

Autumn 2015

• Tactical Export
  
• Aesthetic Export
  

Summer Friendlies 2015

• Tactical Export
  

Spring 2015

• Tactical Export
  
• Aesthetic Export

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/s/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/int/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 L	Unknown
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Gaben  64'
January 6, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L	None
February 25, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Unknown
February 26, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L	None
April 28, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Spaghetti  11', 34', 69'
May 5, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Newell  25', 30'
May 26, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Arino  39'
July 13, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Newell  15' Arino  64'
July 14, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	NO GAEMS  41' Newell  58'
July 15, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Newell  56'
August 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Fils-Aime  90'
September 9, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 L	Newell  34' Fils-Aime  47', 59'
September 23, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Newell  60'
October 13, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Newell  6' Fils-Aime  58', 72' Harriott  86'
October 14, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Newell  9', 19'
October 20, 2012	/h/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	DLC  59'
October 20, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 L	None
December 8, 2012	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Fils-Aime  20' PC Master Race  49' Newell  51', 89'
February 9, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Gaben  33', 54' Sanic  67'
February 15, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Gabe Newell  6' Reggie  18'
February 17, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	Gabe Newell  36', 41', 60' Console Peasant  54'
February 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 L	Gabe Newell  14', 73'
April 5, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	SANIC  70'
April 13, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 L
July 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 20, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Gaben  20' Reggie  52' Protoman  85'
August 17, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	7-0 W	Reggie  6', 77' Gabe Newell  19', 23', 60' SANIC  29', 82'
August 23, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
August 25, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Gabe Newell  6'
August 31, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Hideo Kojima  6' Reggie  62'
September 1, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	2-1 W	Cpt. Falcon  35' Gabe Newell  42'
September 1, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	1-3 L	Reggie  81'
September 1, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	1-3 L	SANIC  28'
September 28, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Gabe Newell  13' Reggie  45+'
October 6, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	SOOPER SANIC  63' Gabe Newell  78' (pen.)
January 11, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Gabe Newell  76'
January 18, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
February 15, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Gabe Newell  38', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/int/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Console Peasent  19' PC Master Race  34', 45+'
February 23, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22' Gabe Newell  81'
March 1, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2-2 (6-7) L	SANIC  38', 66'
June 6, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22', 76'
July 18, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	>tipping  19' PC Master Race  42'
July 20, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  74'
July 26, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-4 L	Mr. Bones 3'
October 17, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
October 19, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
October 25, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Reggie  71' SANIC  80'
November 2, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-4 L	Dewrito Pope  3' Gabe Newell  37' Mystery of the Druids  45+' Good Guy Greg  71'
May 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-6 L	SANIC  16'
May 3, 2015	/3/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Gabe Newell  7' SANIC  64' Harry Enfield  78'
May 9, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 L	Gabe Newell  67', 83'
May 10, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  28'
October 23, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Donte  45+' PC Master Race  45+'
October 25, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-5 L	[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]  5'
November 6, 2015	/k/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]  51'
November 7, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-5 L	Gabe Newell  59' SANIC  84', 89'
April 15, 2016	/his/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-4 L	SANIC  39'
April 16, 2016	/toy/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	SANIC  3' Hulk Hogan  18'
April 17, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	BUT FIRST  30' Hulk Hogan  34', 52' SANIC  56'
May 7, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  68'
May 13, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	BUT FIRST  30', 90+5' Christopher Robin  57'
May 15, 2016	/n/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	BUT FIRST  27', 59', 90+5' FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA  32' No Fun Allowed  77'
May 21, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  65'
May 22, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	SANIC  22', 68' BUT FIRST  83'
May 22, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semifinals	5-1 L	SANIC  5'
May 22, 2016	/r9k/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Third Place Playoff	4-3 L	BUT FIRST  62', 68' SANIC  82'

Rivalries

Tsundere Bowl /a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. The devastating defeat in the Autumn 2012 Friendlies only fueled the fire, though the two teams have yet to meet since then.

0-0-2

Pokeyman Bowl /v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true.

1-0-0

Vidya Derby Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, rivalry is bound to ensue. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top?

2-0-1

FUCKING PONIES While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland.

1-1-0