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Revision as of 04:13, 19 February 2014
| /n/
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| Here comes the rape train.
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| /n/ - Transportation
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| Founded
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February 2012
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| Owner
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Boris Johnson
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| IRL manager
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Vaughan !!ieljyg7yGFs.
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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336633
Dark Green
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| Ranking
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48
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| Highest rank
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6 (February 24, 2013)
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| Lowest rank
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48 (May, 2013)
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| Top scorer
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I Like Trains (27)
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| Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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| Captain
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N/A
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| Website
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/n/ - Transportation
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| Nickname
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/n/iggers
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 2
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4
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7
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13
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15.38%
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| Biggest win
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/n/ 
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2–1
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 /trv/
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| October 10, 2013
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| Biggest defeat
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| /n/
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1–4
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 /toy/
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| July 21, 2012
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| First match
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| /n/
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5–1
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 /o/
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| February 12, 2012
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Kits
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In a relatively quiet corner of 4chan sits the board of /n/, a hangout for enthusiasts of trains, bicycles and other forms of transportation you probably stopped riding when your fat ass finally got a car. After putting their team through the Babby Cup and earning a spot in the 2012 Summer Cup, /n/ shocked the internets by winning their group and even beating /co/ in the second round of the tournament. Despite losing to /toy/ in the quarterfinals, /n/ has shown the world of 4chan that you underestimate their footballing skills at your own peril (not that anybody remembers who we are)and yet again, /n/'s small size and ability to slip under the radar payed off as /n/ tore holes through defences left right and centre in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup. With a massive 4 goals vs /o/, 4 goals vs /k/. and 6 vs /y/, /n/ stormed their way to the top eight of the competition where for the third time in succession they crashed out with a three goal deficit. Regardless, /n/ has proven time and time again that its slick passing play and counter-attacking prowess is not to be ignored. Then in the Dragongate scandal it turned out that former /n/ manager Dragonfag had in fact taken charge of sixteen other teams throughout his career. As a result, all /n/ results were removed in favour of losses, and 8 games were decided to be invalid.
Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 8
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Airport General MK VIII
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| 10
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Old Steel 10 Speed
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| 1
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Bullet Trains
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| 52
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Forever Shinkansen
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| 77
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Tite Gapz
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| 6
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Slam The Stem
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| 9
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Fucking Bikefags
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| 65
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Toronto Rocket
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| 21
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Hipster Fixie
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| 18
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I Like Trains
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| 40
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F40PH
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 69
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Sheldon Brown
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| 13
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How Was Your Ride?
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| 15
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Craigslist
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| 20
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Blimp Train
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| 5
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Recumbent Bike
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| 4
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Go Transit Bus
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| 2
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Red Bull Airplanes
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| 11
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That Bike
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| 7
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What Bike Should I Get?
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| 3
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Strava
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| 22
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Pilots License
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| 50
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Fuck The Police
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Mascot
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Image
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Description
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| Kumamon
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Kumamon is many things. The mascot of Japan's Kumamoto prefecture, promoter of bullet train travel for tourism and Japanese Mascot Of The Year 2010. To us, he's /n/'s charming and loveable mascot. As a bear who travels by train and bike, he fits right in at the /n/ camp and is adored by the /n/ fan everywhere.
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Friendlies Stuff
Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?0dy64cn42e928mx
Tactics:
vs /tv/ - Use home kit, Preset 2: Subs - At 60, Fuck the Police for Hipster Fixie. At 70, switch LB/RB for their subs
vs /asp/ - Use away kit, Preset 1, A-Train and HE GOT A BICYCLE starting: Subs - At 60, Fuck the Police for Hipster Fixie. At 70, switch LB/RB for their subs
Music:
General Music:
Anthem vs /tv/: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTfVEaf668Y
Anthem vs /asp/: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-HkhhepJY
Regular Goalhorn vs /asp/: http://puu.sh/66QRH.mp3 (No matter who scores first goal vs /asp/, play this)
Specific Player Music:
Yowamushi Pedal Goalhorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVgTgrRlPcM
Fuck The Police Goalhorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=h2YgZX9Thm0#t=30
I Like Trains Goalhorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO0jIb47nmo
A-Train Goalhorn (>implying he'll score): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7uHxtIKKUg
Tactics
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| Formation
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4-2-3-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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14
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| Support Range
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12
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| Position Switch
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6
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| Attacking Style
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10
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| Pressing
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16
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| Defensive Line
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7
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| Compactness
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12
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Long Free Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Free Kicks 2
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Hipster Fixie
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Hipster Fixie
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Slam The Stem
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| Penalty Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Players to Join Attack
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Name
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Name
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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| Substitutions
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Off (cups), Flexible (friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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| /n/
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| Formation
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4-2-3-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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17
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| Support Range
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10
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| Position Switch
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9
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| Attacking Style
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12
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| Pressing
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15
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| Defensive Line
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7
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| Compactness
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8
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Long Free Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Free Kicks 2
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Hipster Fixie
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Hipster Fixie
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Slam The Stem
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| Penalty Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Players to Join Attack
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Name
Name
Name
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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| Substitutions
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Off (cups), Flexible (friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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| /n/
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| Formation
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4-2-3-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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16
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| Support Range
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16
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| Position Switch
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9
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| Attacking Style
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10
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| Pressing
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16
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| Defensive Line
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16
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| Compactness
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10
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Long Free Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Free Kicks 2
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Hipster Fixie
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Hipster Fixie
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Slam The Stem
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| Penalty Kicks
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I Like Trains
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| Players to Join Attack
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Name
Name
Name
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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| Substitutions
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Off (cups), Flexible (friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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Match History (7th September 2013 Onwards)
Goalscorers
| Player
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Goals
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| F40PH
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2
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| Hipster Fixie
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2
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| I Like Trains
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1
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| Bullet Trains
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1
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Match History (prior to 7th September 2013)
Main Article: /n/ Match History
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