User:Aitor Karanka//nba/

/nba/
Bringing the dunkest memes
/nba/ - National Basketball Association
Founded Manager Gregg Popovich Owner Donald Sterling IRL manager Vinny del Negro !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 Ira Newble !!o16SVJJscF1 Team colors Chat color 0253A4 NBA blue Top scorer Swept in 5 (7) Top assister Career Ending Injury (3) Captain Swept in 5 Website /nba/ - National Basketball Association Nickname THE /nba/ IS SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 0 3 7 57.14%
GF GA GD 19 18 +1
Biggest win /nba/  5–2  /irc/ December 16th, 2015 Biggest defeat /nba/  0–3  /metallurgy/ December 14th, 2015 First match /4ccg/  1–0  /nba/ December 14th, 2015
Team music
Anthem NBA on NBC Theme Victory anthem if either My San Antonio Spurs or SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP scored Lil Wayne - No Mercy (Undisputed theme) Goal horn FUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT
Kits

/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, originally aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3, but since that isn't going to happen in our lifetimes, it'll take on the Outlel Bowl so /nba/ can prove that they know how to drop the dunkest memes.

Roster

No. Position Player 16   GK >The State of the NBA 4   CB Kawaii Leonard 95   CB >Craptors 9   CB >Leastern Conference 24   DMF >NBA Awards 23   CMF Jon Wol is SHOOK 26   CMF Westbrick 30   AMF FUCK KEVIN DURANT 50   SS Stay in Yo Lane 27   SS My San Antonio Spurs 5   SS Swept in 5

No. Position Player 20   GK >Ads on Jerseys 73   CB Thanks Billy King 32   CB RINGZ ERNEH 2   CB Gatorade League 35   DMF Where in the world is Derrick Rose? 13   SS Le Door Stop Pee Pee Man 26   SS Meme Player 21   SS Career-Ending Injury 0   SS Da Land 34   SS First off, you're not a good fighter 41   SS SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 3   SS fucKINGStupid

Player	>de scription
>The state of the NBA	No, the NBA isn't rigged, the NBA is broken and beyond repair. Hard salary cap when?
Kawaii Leonard	Nigga, that's kawaii.
>craptors	>meme teams
>Leastern Conference	LeBron is king there and instead of trying to stop him, Eastern Conference teams stars usually defect to the West.
>NBA Awards	The current method to award them is a joke
Jon Wol is SHOOK	or maybe not, the Joe Flacco of the NBA.
>Westbrick	Your friendly reminder that breaking Oscar Robertson's triple doubles record in a season doesn't mean shit when your team is so bereft of depth and talent it gets its ass handed to them in the Playoffs
FUCK KEVIN DURANT	LeBron left a Cleveland team that had no stars besides himself. Joins Miami who had been mediocre the past 4 years. As Wade and Bosh hit the end of their primes LeBron departed, returning to Cleveland who had been the worst team. KD at one point had Russ, Harden, Ibaka. KD and Russ this year were top 5 players. KD already was on a stacked team. KD joined a team that won 67 and 73 games the last 2 years. Back to back finals appearances. Back to back mvp winner. A team with 3 all-star caliber players Also fuck Lil Bitch for not doubling down on the curse when he joined Golden State.
Stay in yo lane	NBA is only for B I G B A L L E R S only. You are a big baller, right? Buy the ZO2s.
My San Antonio Spurs	I must insist to you Shannon Sharpe, that My San Antonio Spurs would have beaten the Golden State Warriors in the playoffs had it not been for Zaza injuring Kawhi Leonard. [Angry Skip Bayless noises]
Swept in 5	The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in 5.
>Ads on jerseys	To add insult to injury to the already unwatchable brand of basketball the NBA is offering right now, you must add that next season ads will appear on jerseys, thank you Adam Silver for proving someone can be so bad at being a commish it's making NBA fans longing for David Stern.
Thanks Billy King	Who would've thought that burning down your future for aging players like Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Jason Terry would have brought so many dire consequences to the Brooklyn Nets
RINGZ ERNEH	Chuck is called the round mound of rebound but he has no rings Ernie. I have four rings Ernie. The earth is flat. It's flat Ernie
NBA Gatorade League	How about we make our already mediocre minor league a laughing stock by literally renaming it after a sponsor?
Where in the world is Derrick Rose?	One of the many highlights of the 2016-17 season for the New York Knicks was Derrick Rose going AWOL raising legit concerns about his whereabouts, only to find he fucked off to Chicago because he was homesick
Le Door stop pee pee man	Fear the Beard
Meme Player	Le Chuck 3s from very far away man.
Career-Ending Injury	Post athletes you want to see not only get a career ending injury but get the kind of injury that would affect them for the rest of their lives
Da Land	yfw lebron got one for da land
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP	HOL ON SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP LEBRAHN IS DA KANG OF AKRON, HE WILL TURN THIS AROUND SKEEEEEEEEEEUP.
First off, you're not a good fighter	>I got more ringz than you Chuck, I'll fight you right here First off, you're not a good fighter Shaq proceeds to stay BTFO
fucKINGStupid	How to showcase the brilliance of your front office? Get rid of your prima donna star that actually wanted to stay with your team and trade him away for literally scraps.

Music section

• Anthem: NBA on NBC theme
• Goalhorn: FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAANT
• SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goalhorn Shannon Sharpe - King of Akron
• Victory anthem if either My San Antonio Spurs or SKEEEEEEEEEUP scored: Lil Wayne - No Mercy (Undisputed Theme)
• Goalhorn against /fhg/: Hastily made Cleveland tourism video: NBA edition
• Sir Charles' alt horn: I May Be Wrong (But I Doubt It)

Match history

"Official" matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
14 Decemeber 2015	/4ccg/	Outlel Bowl	1-0 L		Blatant sternball tbqh
16 Decemeber 2015	/irc/	Outlel Bowl	5-2 W	Wet Ass Jumper  16', 64' Swept in 5  45'+1', 61' One Legged Fadeaway  90'+4'
16 Decemeber 2015	/sbg/	Outlel Bowl	2-3 W	Le Spicy Dish Man  6', 10' Swept in 5  27'
21 Decemeber 2015	Neo-/ag/	Outlel Bowl	4-3 L	Hot Sauce  50', 54' Practice  81'	Rigged worse than the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 WCF
21 Decemeber 2015	/ag/	Outlel Bowl	6-5 L	Swept in 5  6', 45+1', 90'+7', 117' Z-Bo  53' Meme Player  100'	THIRD PLACE TROPHY IS OURS NIGGAS
3 July 2016	/jojo/	/ag/ League	2-1 W	Hot Sauce' (32)  Wet Ass Jumper' (71)
6 July 2016	/metallurgy/	/ag/ League	0-3 L

"Unofficial" matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
17 June 2016	/toon/	Rigging After Dark	1-4 L	Swept in 5  5'	Blatant sternball tbqh
19 June 2016	/epl/	Rigging After Dark	4-4 W (4-3 Penalties)	Swept in 5  7', 30' Hot Sauce  26' Career-Ending Injury  75'
21 June 2016	/fhg/	Rigging After Dark	2-2 L (5-4 pens)	Swept in 5  17' Career-Ending Injury  37'