/sci/

/sci/
What has science done?
/sci/ - Science and Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012 Manager John Urschel IRL manager Head Manager: Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V Co-managers: OGRO !!HEaa+iIocNu Team colors Chat color 0047AB Cobalt Blue Ranking 9 ( 2) Highest rank 7 (August 2017) Lowest rank 54 (November 2016) Top scorer Bill Nye (37) Top assister (N/A) Captain Shinichi Mochizuki Website /sci/ - Science and Math Nickname /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 24 19 30 73 32.88%
GF GA GD 118 131 -13
Biggest win /sci/  5–0  /diy/ November 1, 2015 Biggest defeat /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 First match /d/  1–0  /sci/ February 11, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 6th, 2017 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 3rd, 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap - Ali G Goal horn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo Alternate goal horn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos (Whenever Feynman scores) Alternate goal horn Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad! (Whenever Sun of Lava/Ice scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

The /sci/ football club is the sole representative of the Science and Math board in the 4chan Cup. Originally making their debut in the 2012 Spring Babby Cup and finishing in 3rd, /sci/ have since been characterized by their chaotic style of play and eccentric (and inconsistent) players. This has resulted in the team getting promoted to the elite cups, only to be relegated in the cup after. Founded by Lion !FvAwVR8cv6 on January 6, 2012 along with a couple of willing anons, the foundations of the team were laid out and set in stone. Although with the accusations of /jp/ that the cup is a money making scheme and that /sci/ hasn't had any success with team sports in real life, fan support has declined.

/sci/ now has a discord! Join it at https://discord.gg/E7m8xU2

• RGB Colors: Cobalt Blue (0, 71, 171), Ventablack (0,0,0), Dwarf Star White (255,255,255)

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 6   CB Evolutionary Purpose 9   CB >>>/x/ 18   RB John von Neumann 8   DMF Carl Sagan 21   CMF Theory (a gauss) 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 10   AMF Sun of Lava/Ice 11   SS Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 69   LB Homo Engineer 15   LB mEMe Drive 3   CB Triple Integrals 14   CB The product rule remains my specialty 4   CB >Biology >Hard Science 30   RB 300k Starting 0   RB Brainlet 5   CMF Spectrum 20   CMF GauB 12   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... equals 1/12 96   CMF CS Pleb

Reserves: /sci/ Reserves

Team photo

Top: Stephen Hawking, Does 0.999... = 1?, >>>/x/, Richard Feynman , Sun of Lava/Ice, John von Neumann
Bottom: Theory (A Gauss), Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Evolutionary Purpose, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)

Music Corner

• Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
• Goalhorn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
• Goalhorn - Richard Feynman Richard Feynman playing bongos
• Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad!
• Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
• Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song

Tactics

Currently under construction. Check back later!

Exports (Summer Cup 2017)

Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

Official Matches

Note:	Matches in Gray have been nullified.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
February 11, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
February 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Feynman  12', 56' Missingno.  24' Dicks  44'
March 11, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-3 L
March 23, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Nye  66'
March 24, 2012	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Nye  88'
March 25, 2012	/pol/	Group Stage SBC2012	2-1 W	Feynman  58' Dawkins  76'
March 31, 2012	/gif/	Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012	1-0 W	Nye  23'
March 31, 2012	/n/	QF SBC2012	3-0 W	Nye  14', 67' >biology >hard science  75'
March 31, 2012	/3/	SF SBC2012	1-2 L	Nye  75'
March 31, 2012	/d/	Third Place SBC2012	2-2 (4-3) W	Feynman  50', 90'
April 21, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	7-3 W	Cox  2', 37', 52', 56', 81' Nye  77' Troll Science  90+1'
May 12, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Sagan  85'
June 2, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nye  61' Sagan  89'
July 13, 2012	/int/	Group Stage SC2012	0-5 L		Video
July 14, 2012	/k/	Group Stage SC2012	3-4 L	Nye  33', 57', 90+3'
July 15, 2012	/mu/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	Thorium  75' Nye  89'
September 2, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Nye  17' Tesla  20'
September 8, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 29, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-7 L	Nye  37'
October 13, 2012	/f/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-1 W	Nye  13', 36', 45' Sagan  55'
October 13, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 W	Nye  65' Feynman  88'
October 19, 2012	/trv/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Epicurus  59'
October 20, 2012	/mlp/	Round of 16 ABC2012	2-3 L	Nye  6', 51'	Video
December 22, 2012	/3/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Nye  6', 63'
February 9, 2013	/int/	Group Stage WC2013	1-2 L	Lazy Greek  37'
February 15, 2013	/vg/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 W	Bill Nye  35' Aquatic Hamster 72'
February 17, 2013	/fit/	Group Stage WC2013	2-3 L	Nikola Tesla  45+1' Epicurus 88'
February 17, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-2 L	Bill Nye  43'
February 19, 2013	/ck/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Not Science  23'
February 19, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	0-2 L		Video
July 12, 2013	/co/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Bill Nye  3', 37'
August 17, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	1-2 L	Nikola Tesla  29'	Video
August 23, 2013	/ck/	Group Stage SC2013	1-5 L	Nikola Tesla  3'
August 25, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 W	Bill Nye  73'	Video
September 21, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Video
September 29, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Bill Nye  21'	Video
November 16, 2013	/cm/	Group Stage ABC 2013	1-1 D	Bill Nye  14'	Video
November 22, 2013	/tg/	Group Stage ABC 2013	1-4 L	Nikola Tesla  24'	Video
November 24, 2013	/vr/	Group Stage ABC 2013	3-2 W	Richard Feynman  6' Bill Nye  54' Nikola Tesla  67'	Video
January 12, 2014	/an/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Carl Sagan  6', 23', 87' Bill Nye  84'	Video
January 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Carl Sagan  54' Bill Nye  64'	Video
April 5, 2014	/u/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D		Video
April 11, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1 L		Video
April 13, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Richard Dawkins  50'	Video
April 19, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Carl Sagan  3' Nikola Tesla  35'	Video
May 30, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Nikola Tesla  68'	Video
June 1, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Nikola Tesla  63'	Video
October 18, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage ABC 2014	4-2 W	Nikola Tesla  11', 65' Richard Feynman  54' Bill Nye  75'	Video
October 24, 2014	/m/	Group Stage ABC 2014	2-1 W	Richard Feynman  50' Bill Nye 66'	Video
October 31, 2014	/o/	Group Stage ABC 2014	1-1 D	Nikola Tesla  10'	Video
November 2, 2014	/lgbt/	Group Stage ABC 2014	4-1 W	Carl Sagan  36' Nikola Tesla  51' Richard Feynman  66' Sun of Fire/Ice  81'	Video
November 8, 2014	/t/	Round of 16 ABC 2014	1-1 W (3-2 pen.)	Richard Feynman  22'	Video
November 9, 2014	/n/	Quarter Final ABC 2014	1-0 L		Video
February 13, 2015	/ic/	Group Stage WC 2014	0-0 D		Video
February 15, 2015	/s/	Group Stage WC 2014	2-2 D	Richard Feynman  59' Bill Nye  68'	Video Video
February 21, 2015	/diy/	Group Stage WC 2014	4-2 W	Richard Feynman  30' Triple Integrals  47', 90+' Nikola Tesla  83'	Video
February 28, 2015	/s4s/	Round of 16 WC 2014	3-0 L		Video
July 31, 2015	/gd/	Group Stage SC 2015	1-4 L	Richard Feynman  62'	Video
August 2, 2015	/s4s/	Group Stage SC 2015	1-4 L	Bill Nye  8'	Video
August 8, 2015	/mu/	Group Stage SC 2015	1-2 L	Richard Feynman  62'	Video
October 23, 2015	/cgl/	Group Stage ABC 2015	0-1 L		Video
October 30, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage ABC 2015	3-3 D	Carl Sagan  4' Bill Nye  14' Richard Feynman  18'	Video
November 1, 2015	/diy/	Group Stage ABC 2015	5-0 W	Richard Feynman  29', 38', 45+', 76' Carl Sagan  65'	Video
November 7, 2015	/sp/	Group Stage ABC 2015	0-0 D		Video
May 7, 2016	/tg/	Group Stage SBC 2016	2-2 D	Richard Feynman  37' Shinichi Mochizuki  59'	Video
May 13, 2016	/biz/	Group Stage SBC 2016	0-4 L		Video
May 15, 2016	/g/	Group Stage SBC 2016	0-1 L		Video
April 28, 2017	/trv/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	1-1 D	Shinichi Mochizuki  73'	Video
April 29, 2017	/co/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	2-1 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  37'	Video
April 30, 2017	/pol/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	2-2 D	Richard Feynman  6', 53'	Video
May 12, 2017	/n/	Group Stage SBC 2017	2-2 D	Shinichi Mochizuki  4', 80'	Video
May 14, 2017	/his/	Group Stage SBC 2017	4-3 L	Sun of Lava/Ice  25', 45+2', 79'	Video
May 20, 2017	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC 2017	1-0 W	Shinichi Mochizuki 19'	Video
July 29, 2017	/m/	Group Stage SC 2017	3-3 D	Richard Feynman  30' Sun of Lava/Ice  45+2' Shinichi Mochizuki  62'	Video
August 4, 2017	/tg/	Group Stage SC 2017	1-3 W	Carl Sagan  16' Does 0.999...=1?  23' Sun Of Lava/Ice  33'	Video
August 6, 2017	/vp/	Group Stage SC 2017	2-1 W	Shinichi Mochizuki  27', 90+0'	Video
August 12, 2017	/f/	Round of 16 SC 2017	1-0 W	GauB  36'	Video
August 13, 2017	/lgbt/	Quarter Finals SC 2017	1-2 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  50'	Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
June 15, 2013	/trv/	Tottoric Up Quarterfinals	3-3 (4-5) L	Bill Nye  58, 72' Nikola Tesla  120+1'
October 12, 2013	/lit/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
October 12, 2013	/trv/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
October 13, 2013	/n/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Niels Bohr  4', 76' Richard Feynman  14, 89'	Video
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Enrico Fermi  4' Richard Feynman  102'
October 13, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff	2-1 W	Niels Bohr  5'
November 2, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16	3-2 L	Chernobyl  9' Dead Bill Nye  54'
September 13, 2014	/pol/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
January 14, 2015	/biz/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup First Round	4-3 W	Dick Scobee  55' Ronald McNair  74' Willie McCool  88' Does 0.999 = 1?  98'
January 14, 2015	/diy/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup Quarterfinals	1-3 W	Dick Scobee  44', 88' Willie McCool  84'
January 15, 2015	/biz/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	Ronald McNair  15'
January 15, 2015	/o/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup Third Place Match	2-1 W	Dick Scobee  10', 19'
January 18, 2015	/diy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Dick Scobee  21'
January 24, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Willie McCool  23'
July 10, 2015	/soc/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Nikola Tesla  20', 68'
July 12, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
August 22, 2015	/a/	Lark's Madness	0-2 L D
January 23, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 L
August 19, 2017	/r9k/	Golden Spoon Cup Group D	2-6 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  13', 50' Richard Feynman  16', 40', 81' Spectrum  90+0'
August 20, 2017	/tg/	Golden Spoon Cup Group D	1-2 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  27' Triple Integrals  65'
August 26, 2017	/pol/	Golden Spoon Cup Group D	6-1 L	?? ??'

/sci/ Promo Videos

• Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo
• Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo
• Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo
• 2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo
• 2015 Winter Cup Promo
• 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo
• 2015 Summer Cup promo

All time scoring table

Player	Goals
Bill Nye	37
Richard Feynman	19
Nikola Tesla	16
Carl Sagan	10
Shinichi Mochizuki	10
Sun of Lava/Ice	6
Brian Cox	5
Triple Integrals	2
Epicurus	2
Richard Dawkins	2
>biology >hard science	1
Does 0.9999 = 1?	1
GauB	1
Troll Science	1
Aquatic Hamster	1
Not Science	1
Thorium*	1

Bold - Still active

Italic - Retired

• Note - Thorium was not a GK at the time of his goal.

Honours

As a team:

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Third Place

2012 4chan Summer Cup

At least you tried award

2015 Antares Memorial Cup

Third place

Individual:

2012 4chan Summer Cup No. Position Player 52   LWF Bill Nye

All-Star 2nd Team

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking

All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)

Rivalries

The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.

0-0-2

The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 3 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2016 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. This draw keep's /sci/'s statement that political science isn't science as an undeniable fact.

2-1-1

Science vs. Engineering An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.

2-1-0

Trivia

• /sci/ is one of only 4 teams to have conceded 100 or more goals.
• Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only two recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with 5 clean sheets.

Cup History

• 2012 Spring Babby Cup: 3rd Place
• 2012 Summer Cup: 19th Place
• 2012 Autumn Babby Cup: 9th Place
• 2013 Winter Cup: T-16th Place
• 2013 Spring Babby Cup: 19th Place
• 2013 Summer Cup: 23rd Place
• 2013 Autumn Babby Cup: 21st Place
• 2014 Spring Babby Cup: 30th Place
• 2014 Autumn Babby Cup: 5th Place
• 2015 Winter Cup: 14th Place
• 2015 Summer Cup: 31st Place
• 2015 Autumn Babby Cup: 24th Place
• 2016 Spring Babby Cup: 26th Place
• 2016 Autumn Babby Cup: - (Failed to submit an export)
• 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers: 8th Place
• 2017 Spring Babby Cup: 18th Place
• 2017 Summer Cup T-6th Place