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Roster
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Roster Description
Player | >de scription |
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Bahston | 100x better than the cesspool that is New York City. |
WASP | "Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?" -Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. |
Dunkin Donuts | Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it. |
L. L. Bean | Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel. |
Saint Brady | THE G.O.A.T. Who's deflated now, Goodell? |
Florida | A colony set up by New England to store their old people. |
Yale | It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really! |
The Big Dig | $22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY |
Rhode Island is (not)a real state | South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins. |
Harvard | The GOAT University |
Bernie would have won | "IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?" |
USS Constitution | Old Ironsides, the oldest ship in service anywhere in the World.(No Britain, HMS Victory doesn't count it's not even afloat) |
Clam Chowder | If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you. |
Lobstah | Best enjoyed on a roll |
Wicked | Slang for "awesome" |
The Kennedys | They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_; |
Red Sox | People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April. |
Nor'easter | Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real. |
Maple Syrup | That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that? |
Moxie | The national drink of New Hampshire. Depending on who you ask it either tastes like pure joy or raw sewage. |
Hartford Whalers | Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES] |
College Hockey | It's a big fucking deal, man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash? |
Martha's Vineyard | The President of the United States' permanent vacation home. |
Export for AGL2
https://www.mediafire.com/file/bsc1ryjnnnrugir/NE%20Export%28AGL%29.rar
Please put us on preset 2 with subs by ability. At 65' sub whoever the fuck you want who isn't a medal.
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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2 September 2016 | /ARS/ | Multinational Bowl | 4-2 W | 43' Bahston 45+2' WASP 52', 84' Hartford Whalers |
4 September 2016 | /usa/ | Multinational Bowl | 4-4 D | 45+3' Tax Free Zone 58' Bahston 84' College Hockey 86' WASP |
9 September 2016 | /tsab/ | Multinational Bowl | 3-3 D | 28' Bahston 37' Nor'Easter 53' Tax Free Zone |
10 September 2016 | /ussr/ | Multinational Bowl | 3-2 W | 8', 48' Bahston 40' WASP |
11 September 2016 | /sco/ | Multinational Bowl | 7-3 W | 3', 12', 37', 58' Bahston 42' Tax Free Zone 51' Nor'Easter 85' WASP |
11 September 2016 | /tsab/ | Multinational Bowl | 4-3 W | 16' Bahston 24', 88' Massachusetts Imperialism 45' WASP |
11 September 2016 | /csa/ | Multinational Bowl | 2-3 L | 21' WASP 65' Ethan Allen |
25 August 2017 | /usagi/ | /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 3-4 L | 13' Bahston 78' WASP 87' L.L. Bean |
27 August 2017 | File:Ze icon.png /ze/ | /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 0-3 L | |
29 August 2017 | /math/ | /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 1-4 L | 66' Bahston |
1 September 2017 | /hvn/ | Multinational Bowl 2 | 3-3 D | 6' Bahston 82', 90+0' WASP |
2 September 2017 | /csa/ | Multinational Bowl 2 | 2-2 D | 11' Red Sox 90+5' L.L. Bean |
3 September 2017 | /poland/ | Multinational Bowl 2 | 1-3 L | 90+2' Bahston |
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