/toy/

you knoe whose gonna win?

/toy/ - Toys

Founded

January 2012

Owner

>The People's Democratic Republic of China

IRL manager

Managerless (autopilot)

Team colors

Chat color

996633
Color of your Customs

Ranking

40 (

4)

Highest rank

1 (June 1, 2012)

Lowest rank

54 (October 28, 2016)

Top scorer

Woody (70)

Top assister

Madoka Titus (21)

Captain

Optimus Prime

Website

/toy/ - Toys

Nickname

/toy/ Soldiers

Home ground

Legoland

Historic performance

40	17	38			95				42.11%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
171	168	+3

Biggest win
/toy/	5–0	/pol/
February 10, 2013

Biggest defeat
/toy/	0–4	/d/
March 21, 2012

First match
/toy/	1–2	/f/
February 26th, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	8 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	2nd, 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	4 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result	1st, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem	Extreme - Play With Me
Victory Anthem	Stan Bush - Dare

Goal horn	Stan Bush - The Touch
Madoka Titus	Madoka - Ante Up
Optimus Prime	Transformers Theme
Woody Hat Trick	You Got a Friend in Me
OTC Brace	Orange Transparent Chainsaw Rap

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit

Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory.

Team History and Introduction

2012 Spring

/toy/ had performed poorly in their early matches. With no manager to instruct their toy soldiers, draws and losses were what filled the column for the young team. Their poor form didn't last long however. In the 2012 Spring Babby Cup, /toy/ showed the cup that despite their new players and lack of manager they were a force to be reckoned with. /toy/ came in second in their group with two wins and a draw, defeating /vp/ 2-0 and /s/ 1-0, only drawing /cgl/ 1-1. Due to seeding issues for the Summer Cup a rematch against the Seagulls was scheduled to determine who would top the group and move onto the 2012 Summer Cup. In the playoff match /toy/ and /cgl/ battled tooth and screw, putting up an impressive 4-4 scoreline by the end of extra time. With a 4-5 scoreline in penalties, /toy/ would earn their place in their first ever elite cup. Sadly, this high would not last long. In the following knockout match /toy/ would lose to /d/ 0-4, cutting their babby run short with their worse defeat to date. During the hiatus between Spring and Summer, /toy/ would pick up a manager in Tinker/toy/ !KKNPpJRADo.

2012 Summer

Seeming to repeat their previous cup's order of events, /toy/ showed little promise in the friendlies leading up to the 2012 Summer Cup. More parallels would be made as /toy/ would 7 point their group again with wins over /3/ and /tg/, with a draw to /v/. Due to their dominating performance in the group stages, /toy/ would receive a bye that would place them in the quarterfinals automatically. In the quarterfinal against /n/, Woody would single-handedly demolish the bicycle riders with all four goals in their 4-0 victory. Unfortunately he could not repeat the performance against /sp/. Following a 2-1 defeat to /sp/, /toy/ would hope to achieve third place in their debut elite cup. Their hopes and dreams would soon be mangled like a bootleg custom. /m/ would stomp all over /toy/ in a 4-0 victory, giving /toy/ 4th place in their debut elite cup. Their performance earned /toy/ the Underdog of the Tournament award, with their star player Woody earning himself 9 goals for the entire cup.

2013

Following the return of manager Tinker/toy/ after a short hiatus, /toy/ came in second in the 2013 Winter Cup, with Woody and Madoka Titus tying for the Golden Boot with 9 goals a piece. /toy/ looked forward to the next major Cup event, with glowing light piped eyes.

The next cup, /toy/ performed poorly in the first two group stage matches of 2013 Summer Cup, with a 2-0 loss against /mu/, and a 1-1 draw against an unmanaged /x/. Tinker/toy/ had gone mad stating in the 4chan cup IRC that he was throwing the game against /x/. Despite a huge window of opportunity being opened after /x/'s 4-1 loss to /mu/, Tinker would switch all the players out before the fateful encounter with /c/, including the medal players. Kinder Eggs, an AMF, was /toy/'s goalkeeper for this match. The match that followed was an awful 0-0 draw that guaranteed /toy/'s relegation.

However, it didn't take long for /toy/ to redeem themselves in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. They got a comeback win against /vg/ to win 3-2, disappointingly lost to /fa/ 0-2, and then Woody unleashed his touch and got a hat-trick to beat /e/ 3-1. They finished second in their group with 6 points, right after /fa/. They started out in the knockouts against /adv/, winning 2-0. They quickly went on to get a 2-0 lead against /gd/, but they got a consolation goal in the dying minutes of the 2nd half to finish it 2-1. A Madoka Titus hat-trick and 2 assists lead /toy/ to the finals after beating /pol/ 5-3. In the finals, it was a rematch of the Group B match between /toy/-/fa/. This time, the scoreline was flipped 2-0 in favour of /toy/, earning them their first ever cup. DawgamusPrime now led the team to the Winter Cup to get revenge for what happened last time.

2014

/toy/ came into the 2014 4chan Winter Cup strong and confident after two friendly wins, 1-0 over /m/ and 3-0 over /mlp/. They got drawn into the group of death with /h/, /y/, and /co/. It didn't take long to get a 2-1 win over /h/ which gave them an upper hand advantage. A very tense and close match against /co/ got /toy/ 1-0 early on, but resulted 1-2 because of some Ham Hands spaghetti. The match against /y/ was clearly one-sided, but Yaranaika scored late on and crashed the game, seeing Boris ATTEMPT to rig, despite failing to do so miserably, eventually ending 2-2. They went into the round of 16 against the only team to not concede a single goal in the group stages, /gif/, which ended 1-0. In one of the most hype quarter-finals, /toy/ went up 2-0, and then gave up the lead eventually going 2-4 down. Everybody fought back with everything to redeem themselves, but to no avail; it ended 3-4 in a very sad /toy/ loss.

The 2014 4chan Summer Cup was the cup for /toy/ to win, with almost all of the elite teams gone. They came out of the gate slow, going 0-1 down to /tg/, but came back to win 2-1. Their second match was against /gif/ and debuted the /toy/ stadium, having Woody and Madoka Titus score to end the result 2-1. With two wins, /toy/ was confirmed in the round of 16, so the game against /po/ wasn't important, so the match was boring and the result was 0-0. With 7 points (2 wins, 1 draw), /toy/ looked superior to their opponents, /hr/, /hr/ prevailed and despite being dominated in stats, went to penalties. Although /hr/ missed the first penalty, You Knoe Who missed the most crucial penalty that could've sent /toy/ through. Sadly, it wasn't meant to be and /toy/ missed another penalty to go out early in the round of 16.

2015

With a new manager, /toy/ was looking forward to the 2015 4chan Winter Cup where they were drawn against familiar foes /jp/, /h/ and /wg/. /toy/ started with a fantastic 2-0 win against /jp/, however, /toy/'s offense lost steam with Woody and Madoka refusing to play the ball forward in their next two games, losing 0-2 against /h/ and drawing 0-0 against /wg/. Although /toy/ did not advance past the group stages, thanks to some rigging and manager drama, /toy/ managed to take the 16th place spot and will play in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup.

Many doubted /toy/ in the lead-up to the 2015 4chan Summer Cup, mainly due to the fact that they were originally supposed to play in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup. However, many of these doubts were stopped after /toy/'s group draw was revealed, featuring now-top team /s/, yo-yo /n/, and a team considered one of the worst teams at the time, /soc/. Many expected /toy/ to come second place in the group, ahead of /n/ and /soc/, and this expectation continued into the cup itself. /toy/'s first match started as expected as Woody gave /toy/ a 1-0 lead against /soc/, but /soc/ took control quickly and scored 4 goals afterwards to hand /toy/ one of its worst losses, 1-4 to /soc/. /toy/'s next match against /s/ was not much better, featuring two blown leads (1-0 and 2-1) as well as two stoppage time goals on /s/'s side, leading to a 3-5 loss and almost certain elimination. While /toy/ could still technically advance on a win over /n/ and /s/ winning their next match, this was very unlikely, and despite /toy/ showing their best form in the whole cup against /n/, /n/ goalkeeper Airport General saved almost every /toy/ shot, and soulless play from /n/ otherwise led to a 0-0 draw. With -5 GD and one measly point from three matches, /toy/ played in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup after the worst performance in their entire history.

Little did the cup know it was only about to get worse. Despite a noble effort in their first two matches of Autumn, /toy/'s inability to defend cost them as they lost 3-2 and 4-3 to /a/ and /s4s/ respectively. A 4-3 win over /adv/ kept them in, however, and it was very possible /toy/ could make the escape with a win against goalless /3/ and help from /adv/. Neither of those things happened; /toy/ got embarrassed to a 3-1 loss to /3/, and /s4s/ beat /adv/ 2-1.

2016

/toy/'s next destination was the revived 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, where they only furthered their descent into irrelevance with losses to /co/ and /v/. A 3-1 win over recently-formed /his/ saved their chances, but a 4-1 embarrassment to old friend /adv/ kept them aborted.

Under Construction

2017 Summer

With a new manager at the helm in GatorReid !!Y2abSm9+/NN, /toy/ looked at an intimidating group stage featuring Winter 2017 4th place /sp/, Summer 2016 runner-up /o/, and 2017 Spring powerhouse /lgbt/. The group stage started off rocky with /toy/ conceding ten minutes into the match against /o/, but a speedy answer by Madoka kept /toy/ in the match. Four minutes later, /o/ answered back, putting /toy/ down yet again. After the second conceded goal /toy/ played much better defensively, with Woody eventually scoring a goal at seventy minutes and the score ending 2-2. Next up was rival /sp/, who had just recently been manhandled by still powerful /lgbt/. Following a sleepy first half with only a few shots on goal, /toy/ exploded out of halftime with a quick two minute brace from Woody's cheeky headers. /sp/ wasn't going to lie down and die that easily, as /sp/ shot back two unanswered goals ten minutes apart. With time winding down and the thought of facing /lgbt/ on two points, /toy/ surged forward in the dying minutes and blitzed /sp/'s net, but to no avail. In the dying seconds Madoka stole the ball from an /sp/ defender and had a one-on-one opportunity with the keeper, but shot wide. This result put the group at 6-2-2-1, with /toy/'s final opponent being /lgbt/. In a controversial match /toy/ exploded out of the gate with the four goals in nineteen minutes, setting a new cup record for fastest 3-0 and 4-0 blowout in 4cc history. /lgbt/ made an effort to comeback but the game ended, and /toy/ advanced into the Ro16 with a 4-2 victory.

Now advancing out of groups in a 6-5-4-1 group, /toy/ would look to face /g/ in the Ro16. /toy/ had had a history of being Ro16 fodder with their eliminations in the 2016 Autumn Babby and 2017 Winter Cup, but they'd look to rewrite the script this time around. Following a fortunate Optimus cross deflection and Madoka cross, Woody would score first against the tech geeks with yet another header. /g/ would answer back quickly with Programming Socks scoring off of a kickoff, a nice change of pace given the previous few Ro16 matches on the day. At the dying minutes of the half, Madoka would cross it in again after some cheeky sideline passing to give Woody his second brace of the tournament. Keeping strong with the momentum, Optimus would take advantage of /g/'s newfound sense of urgency and deliver a throughball to Madoka who would sink it right between Stallman and the trollpost, extending /toy/'s lead to 3-1. /g/ wasn't going to take the loss easily, as Install Gentoo scored goal of the tournament contender with an outside the box bicycle kick that faked out even the in-game cameraman. Fortunately for /toy/ /g/ couldn't make the comeback and /toy/ would advance into the Quarterfinals for the first time in nearly three years against long time FLGS partner /m/. /m/ wouldn't put up much effort as /toy/ would steamroll them in a 4-1 victory, putting /toy/ into the semi-finals against still dominant /lgbt/. The game would feature an extremely tense first half with both teams choking clear-cut goal scoring opportunities, but /toy/'s struggling defense would eventually catch up to them. /lgbt/ would tightly mark Madoka and Woody, shutting down /toy/'s high powered offense and leaving their weak defense to the mercy of the homos. LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G would score first off of a Drossel mistake, and following yet another poor Drossel pass, Autogynephilia would seal the game and send /toy/ to the coveted third place match with a 2-0 defeat. With the hopes of a star on the logo crushed in front of their eyes, /toy/ played with little vigor against /an/ for the trophy, with Woody and Madoka both missing goal-scoring opportunities left and right. Madoka would score a concession goal to tie the game up, but a late defender ricochet would put /an/ ahead by one with hardly any time left, and in /toy/'s panic /an/ would sink another, sealing their 3-1 and giving /toy/ a fourth place finish. It was not all for nothing, however. Following the cup, it was determined that Woody would get Golden Boot over Madoka on the assists tiebreaker, and Optimus would receive Golden Ball. Woody would be the first ever player to receive two Golden Boots in an Elite Cup. The team would take solace in this fact and look to perform even better in the 2018 Winter Cup.

2018 Winter

Winter 2018 was that of an enigma for /toy/. The group stage consisted of three draws against the likes of /g/, /sp/, and /pol/, each time the team looking formidable but being unable to come away with the win at the end of regulation. Shockingly enough three points was enough to advance from the group, with /toy/ becoming the first team in 4cc history to advance off of three ties. Going into the Round of 16, nobody knew if /toy/ was legit or not. They would have to prove themselves against the unstoppable looking /k/. Unfortunately, they proved the doubters right. /toy/'s attack looked anemic, the offense recording zero shots on target for the entirety of the first half and getting scored on twice. The game would end 1-3 in the favor of /k/, with Woody scoring a consolation goal in the dying minutes of the game. Thus they failed to repeat their Summer 17 performance. By some miracle they had managed to stay elite, so that's something at least.

Important Links

Team & Faces

2017 Summer Tactical Export
Aesthetics Export

Players

Main Article: /toy/ Roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Ham Hands

71

	CB

Shelfwarmer

19

	CB

Nubs Destiny

89

	CB

Kinder Eggs

34

	DMF

Headdie Brock

7

	LMF

Danbo

20

	RMF

Skeleton Army

59

	CMF

Orange Transparent Chainsaw

84

	CMF

Optimus Prime

11

	SS

Madoka Titus

95

	CF

Woody

No.

Position

Player

64

	GK

Detolf Shelves

23

	CB

Saber Miku

19

	CB

Drossel

4

	CB

Mechagodzilla

52

	CB

D10

3

	CB

Cobra Commander

66

	DMF

Sense of Right Alliance

58

	DMF

You knoe who?

15

	LMF

Kopaka

39

	LMF

Sarge

13

	RMF

Rapedog

60

	RMF

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Polls

/toy/ 2015 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2016 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2017 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2018 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2019 Roster Poll Results

Statistics

For complete match history see /toy/ Match History.

Official Matches

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 26, 2012	/f/	Friendlies SpBC2012	1 - 2	Woody ??'
March 4, 2012	/b/	Friendlies SpBC2012	2 - 2	Woody ??' Optimus Prime ??'
March 11, 2012	/tg/	Friendlies SpBC2012	2 - 3	Woody ??' Matty ??'
March 23, 2012	/vp/	Group Stage SpBC2012	2 - 0	Woody 14' Optimus Prime 73'
March 24, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage SpBC2012	1 - 1	Woody 16'
March 25, 2012	/s/	Group Stage SpBC2012	1 - 0	Woody 33'
March 31, 2012	/cgl/	Qualifier SpBC2012	4 - 4 (5-4 on penalties)	Woody 34' (pen.), 47', 95' Matty 67'
March 31, 2012	/d/	Quarterfinals SpBC2012	0 - 4
April 21, 2012	/diy/	Friendlies SuC2012	1 - 0	Matty 60'
May 5, 2012	/v/	Friendlies SuC2012	1 - 2	Woody 82'
June 9, 2012	/m/	Friendlies SuC2012	1 - 2	Woody 65'
June 13, 2012	/3/	Group Stage SuC2012	2 - 0	Woody 29' Madoka Titus 43'
June 14, 2012	/v/	Group Stage SuC2012	2 - 2	Woody 7', 45+2'
June 15, 2012	/tg/	Group Stage SuC2012	3 - 2	Woody 63' Optimus Prime 79' Madoka Titus 90+2'
June 15, 2012	/n/	Quarterfinals SuC2012	4 - 1	Woody 32', 60', 63', 74'
June 15, 2012	/sp/	Semifinals SuC2012	1 - 2	Woody 15'
June 15, 2012	/m/	Third Place SuC2012	0 - 4
September 8, 2012	/o/	Friendlies AuBC2012	3 - 2	Woody 2' Madoka Titus 9', 80'
September 15, 2012	/mlp/	Friendlies AuBC2012	1 - 2	Woody 3'
September 30, 2012	/soc/	Friendlies AuBC2012	0 - 1
December 22, 2012	/a/	Friendlies WiC2013	2 - 0	Woody 34' Matty 55'
February 8, 2013	/soc/	Group Stage WiC2013	5 - 2	Madoka Titus 56', 58', 83' Matty 63' Optimus Prime 78'
February 10, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage WiC2013	5 - 0	Woody 6', 86' Madoka Titus 68', 73', 84'
February 16, 2013	/h/	Group Stage WiC2013	1 - 1	Woody 1'
February 23, 2013	/jp/	Round of 16 WiC2013	4 - 0	Woody 5', 29', 34' Kinder Eggs 12'
February 24, 2013	/wg/	Quarterfinals WiC2013	3 - 1	Madoka Titus 7', 87' Fuckscapes 78'
February 24, 2013	/cm/	Semifinals WiC2013	4 - 2	Woody 4' Madoka Titus 11' Kinder Eggs 22', 63'
February 24, 2013	/sp/	Final WiC2013	2 - 3	Woody 27', 34'
April 7, 2013	/pol/	Friendlies SpBC2013	2 - 1	Woody 4' Optimus Prime 71'
April 13, 2013	/u/	Friendlies SpBC2013	1 - 1	Madoka Titus 83'
July 13, 2013	/m/	Friendlies SuC2013	2 - 0	Madoka Titus 40' Woody 68'
July 21, 2013	/sp/	Friendlies SuC2013	1 - 1	Madoka Titus 15'
August 16, 2013	/mu/	Group Stage SuC2013	0 - 2
August 18, 2013	/x/	Group Stage SuC2013	1 - 1	Woody 90+1'
August 24, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SuC2013	0 - 0
September 29, 2013	/s/	Friendlies AuBC2013	1 - 3	Woody 47'
October 5, 2013	/tg/	Friendlies AuBC2013	3 - 1	Matty 5' Optimus Prime 9' Woody 84' Rapedog 87'
November 15, 2013	/vg/	Group Stage AuBC2013	3 - 2	Madoka Titus 52', 57' Kinder Eggs 84'
November 17, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage AuBC2013	0 - 2
November 23, 2013	/e/	Group Stage AuBC2013	3 - 1	Woody 11' (pen.), 60', 80'
November 30, 2013	/adv/	Round of 16 AuBC2013	2 - 0	Woody 72', 90+'
December 1, 2013	/gd/	Quarterfinals AuBC2013	2 - 1	You knoe who? 20' Woody 39'
December 1, 2013	/pol/	Semifinals AuBC2013	5 - 3	Woody 12' Madoka Titus 22', 52', 80' You knoe who? 61'
December 1, 2013	/fa/	Final AuBC2013	2 - 0	Kinder Eggs 4' Woody 74'
January 11, 2014	/m/	Friendlies WiC2014	1 - 0	Matty 52'
January 25, 2014	/mlp/	Friendlies WiC2014	3 - 0	Woody 23' Optimus Prime 49' Derpy Hooves 54'
February 14, 2014	/h/	Group Stage WiC2014	2 - 1	Woody 2' Matty 20'
February 16, 2014	/co/	Group Stage WiC2014	1 - 2	Woody 35'
February 22, 2014	/y/	Group Stage WiC2014	2 - 2	Madoka Titus 4', 19'
March 1, 2014	/gif/	Round of 16 WiC2014	1 - 0 (a.e.t)	Madoka Titus 96'
March 2, 2014	/a/	Quarterfinals WiC2014	3 - 4	Woody 5', 74' Madoka Titus 24'
May 31, 2014	/trv/	Friendlies SuC2014	1 - 2	Woody 14'
June 6, 2014	/pol/	Friendlies SuC2014	1 - 0	Madoka Titus 74'
July 19, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SuC2014	2 - 1	Matty 63' Woody 66'
July 25, 2014	/gif/	Group Stage SuC2014	2 - 0	Woody 27' Madoka Titus 45+'
July 27, 2014	/po/	Group Stage SuC2014	0 - 0
August 2, 2014	/hr/	Round of 16 SuC2014	1 - 1 (7-8 on penalties)	Woody 53'
February 13, 2015	/jp/	Group Stage WiC2015	2 - 0	Madoka Titus 16' Woody 45+'
February 15, 2015	/h/	Group Stage WiC2015	0 - 2
February 21, 2015	/wg/	Group Stage WiC2015	0 - 0
August 1, 2015	/soc/	Group Stage SuC2015	1 - 4	Woody 18'
August 7, 2015	/s/	Group Stage SuC2015	3 - 5	Madoka Titus 5', 85' Woody 37'
August 9, 2015	/n/	Group Stage SuC2015	0 - 0
October 24, 2015	/a/	Group Stage AuBC2015	2 - 3	Optimus Prime 29' Woody 71'
November 1, 2015	/s4s/	Group Stage AuBC2015	3 - 4	Woody 6', 32', 89'
November 7, 2015	/adv/	Group Stage AuBC2015	4 - 3	Optimus Prime 3', 75' Matty 31', 52'
November 8, 2015	/3/	Group Stage AuBC2015	1 - 3	Madoka Titus 34'
April 15, 2016	/co/	Qualifier SpBC2016	2 - 3	Optimus Prime 68' Madoka Titus 90+3'
April 16, 2016	/v/	Qualifier SpBC2016	1 - 2	Optimus Prime 62'
April 17, 2016	/his/	Qualifier SpBC2016	3 - 1	Woody 15' Madoka Titus 27', 45'
April 17, 2016	/adv/	Qualifier 3rd Place Playoff SpBC2016	1 - 4	Optimus Prime 21'
October 29, 2016	/ck/	Group Stage AuBC2016	3 - 2	Woody 33', 90+2' Will I Die? 62'
November 4, 2016	/i/	Group Stage AuBC2016	4 - 2	Woody 13', 55', 81' Kinder Eggs 51'
November 6, 2016	/vr/	Group Stage AuBC2016	1 - 5	Woody 75'
November 12, 2016	/tv/	Round of 16 AuBC2016	2 - 4	Madoka Titus 26' Woody 69'
February 10, 2017	/d/	Group Stage WiC2017	2 - 3	Danbo 53' Orange Transparent Chainsaw 59'
February 12, 2017	/tv/	Group Stage WiC2017	3 - 1	Madoka Titus 5', 87' Orange Transparent Chainsaw 29'
February 16, 2017	/e/	Group Stage WiC2017	2 - 0	Woody 8' Madoka Titus 42'
February 25, 2017	/jp/	Round of 16 WiC2017	2 - 3	Madoka Titus 8' Matty 13'
July 29, 2017	/o/	Group Stage SuC2017	2 - 2	Madoka Titus 34' Woody 71'
August 4, 2017	/sp/	Group Stage SuC2017	2 - 2	Woody 48', 50'
August 6, 2017	/lgbt/	Group Stage SuC2017	4 - 2	Optimus Prime 3' Madoka Titus 8', 11' Woody 19'
August 12, 2017	/g/	Round of 16 SuC2017	3 - 2	Woody 26', 45+' Madoka Titus 61'
August 13, 2017	/m/	Quarterfinals SuC2017	4 - 1	Madoka Titus 14', 49' Orange Transparent Chainsaw 53' Woody 63'
August 13, 2017	/lgbt/	Semifinals SuC2017	0 - 2
August 13, 2017	/an/	Third Place SuC2017	3 - 1	Madoka Titus 43'
February 16, 2018	/sp/	Group Stage WiC2018	1 - 1	Madoka Titus 2'
February 18, 2018	/g/	Group Stage WiC2018	2 - 2	Orange Transparent Chainsaw 31' Woody 53'
February 24, 2018	/pol/	Group Stage WiC2018	2 - 2	Woody 15' Madoka Titus 25'
March 3, 2018	/k/	Round of 16 WiC2018	1 - 3	Woody 84'
July 28, 2018	/gif/	Group Stage SuC2018	1 - 2	Orange Transparent Chainsaw 45+2'
August 3, 2018	/k/	Group Stage SuC2018	1 - 0	Woody 86'
August 5, 2018	/vg/	Group Stage SuC2018	1 - 2	Madoka Titus 29'
October 27, 2018	/vp/	Group Stage AuBC2018	4 - 7	Madoka Titus 38', 81' Optimus Prime 61', 64'
November 2, 2018	/g/	Group Stage AuBC2018	1 - 4	Madoka Titus 85'
November 4, 2018	/aco/	Group Stage AuBC2018	1 - 4	Optimus Prime 79'
May 3, 2019	/wsg/	Qualifier SpBC2019	2 - 1	Optimus Prime 19' Woody 81'
May 4, 2019	/an/	Qualifier SpBC2019	1 - 0	Orange Transparent Chainsaw 37'
May 5, 2019	/fit/	Qualifier SpBC2019	0 - 2
May 5, 2019	/p/	Qualifier Playoff SpBC2019	2 - 0	Madoka Titus 84', 88'
May 18, 2019	/n/	Group Stage SpBC2019	1 - 2	Skeleton Army 6'
May 24, 2019	/lgbt/	Group Stage SpBC2019	1 - 1	Orange Transparent Chainsaw 26'
May 26, 2019	/d/	Group Stage SpBC2019	2 - 0	Woody 13' >webshop exclusive 79'
June 1, 2019	/vp/	Round of 16 SpBC2019	2 - 2 (4-2 on penalties)	Woody 33' Madoka Titus 110'
June 2, 2019	/fit/	Quaterfinals SpBC2019	-

Invitationals and Unofficial Matches

For the Tag Team Cup 3, /toy/ partnered with /d/ to create /dtoy/, a mess of hot glue and fluids.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/o/	2012 Christmas Cup	3 - 0	Madoka Titus 34' My Nugga 59' Woody 87'
March 16, 2013	/wg/	Cup Finalists Cup	3 - 2	Woody 15', 72', 85'
March 16, 2013	/sp/	Cup Finalists Cup	2 - 1 (a.e.t)	Matty 93' Madoka Titus 107'
March 16, 2013	/3/	Cup Finalists Cup	3 - 0	Madoka Titus 17' Woody 50', 88' (pen.)
March 22, 2014	/h/	Tottoric Up 2	3 - 1	Woody 2' Matty 79' Madoka Titus 89'
March 22, 2014	/v/	Tottoric Up 2	1 - 3	Madoka Titus 64'
March 22, 2014	/co/	Tottoric Up 2	3 - 0	Madoka Titus 11', 55' Woody 30'
Janurary 16, 2015	/tg/	Unofficial Friendlies WiC2015	0 - 4
February 27, 2015	/b/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	2 - 1	Woody 31' Madoka Titus 71'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	2 - 1	Matty 7' Madoka Titus 26'
February 27, 2015	/g/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Final	1 - 0	Optimus Prime 13'
July 11, 2015	/m/	Unofficial Friendlies SuC2015	2 - 2	Woody 43' Optimus Prime 52'
July 18, 2015	/a/	Unofficial Friendlies SuC2015	2 - 1	Madoka Titus 22' Woody 53'
July 25, 2015	/m/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 3	Woody 90+'
July 25, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	2 - 2	Madoka Titus 10' Optimus Prime 52'
July 25, 2015	/co/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 2	Optimus Prime 37'
July 26, 2015	/m/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 1	Madoka Titus 88'
July 26, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	4 - 2	Woody 18', 89' Madoka Titus 39', 55'
July 26, 2015	/co/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	4 - 1	Woody 29', 86' Madoka Titus 64', 90+'
July 26, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Third Place Match	1 - 4	Woody 24'
August 22, 2015	/wg/	Lark's Madness	2 - 2 (8–9 PK)	Madoka Titus 9' Woody 15'
August 23, 2015	/wsg/	Lark's Madness	1 - 2	Woody 39'
January 22, 2016	/sp/	Unfriendlies WiC2016	3 - 5	Woody 21', 90' Optimus Prime 49'
January 24, 2016	/vr/	Unfriendlies WiC2016	3 - 4	Optimus Prime 23' Madoka Titus 40' Woody 43'
January 6, 2017	/gd/	Friendlies WiC2017	1 - 0	Woody 90+4'
January 14, 2017	/vg/	Friendlies WiC2017	2 - 1	Woody 8', 75'
March 4, 2017	/co/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	3 - 2	Optimus Prime 42' Woody 65' Orange Transparent Chainsaw 85'
March 4, 2017	/tg/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	2 - 3	Woody 27', 68'
March 4, 2017	/m/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	3 - 1	Woody 13', 44' Madoka Titus 47'
March 5, 2017	/co/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	2 - 2	Madoka Titus 41', 66'
March 5, 2017	/tg/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	1 - 0	Woody 83'
March 5, 2017	/m/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	1 - 1	Danbo 24'
March 5, 2017	/tg/	FLGS Cup III Final	2 - 1	Orange Transparent Chainsaw 61' Madoka Titus 90+3'
March 18, 2017	/hpo/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	1 - 0	Danbo-ru 60'
March 19, 2017	/ak/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	2 - 1	Hot Glue 11', 23'
March 25, 2017	/bol/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	4 - 2	Futa (Unopened, Mint Condition) 3', 60', 63' Hot Glue 33'
March 26, 2017	/uv/	Tag Team Cup 3 Quarterfinals	2 - 1	Hot Glue 6'
March 26, 2017	/hpo/	Tag Team Cup 3 Semifinals	1 - 2	M*doka Onahole 5'
March 26, 2017	/ak/	Tag Team Cup 3 Third Place	1 - 2	Hot Glue 54'
August 19, 2017	/s4s/	Golden Spoon Cup Group Stage	2 - 5	Ham Hands 13,56'
August 20, 2017	/h/	Golden Spoon Cup Group Stage	0 - 12
August 26, 2017	/lgbt/	Golden Spoon Cup Group Stage	2 - 4	Gourai 5,41'
August 27, 2017	/int/	Golden Spoon Cup Ro16	0 - 7
August 27, 2017	/gd/	Golden Spoon Cup Semifinals	1 - 0	Gourai 68'
August 26, 2017	/o/	Golden Spoon Cup Third Place Match	3 - 4	Drossel 55' Matty 76' You knoe who? 90+4'
September 29, 2017	/fa/	PESathon	0 - 2

Player And Team Statistics

Updated August 14th 2017
Note: Statistics go as far back as records allow. Stats from Unofficial Matches noted in Parenthesis ().

Player Name	Total Goals	Braces	Hatricks	Assists	Man of the Match	Saves	Shutouts	Cards
Woody	70(30)	8(5)	5(1)	19(10)	12(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Madoka Titus	43(21)	9(4)	3(0)	21(9)	11(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Optimus Prime	14(7)	1(0)	0(0)	17(9)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	3(0)
Matty	11(4)	1(0)	0(0)	8(5)	2(0)	0(0)	0(0)	2(0)
Kinder Eggs	4(0)	1(0)	0(0)	4(2)	0(0)	5(0)	1(0)	1(0)
You knoe who?	2(1)	0(0)	0(0)	6(2)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
O.T Chainsaw	3(2)	0(0)	0(0)	3(1)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	4(2)
Danbo	1(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
My Nugga*	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Professor Layton*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Drossel	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Gourai	0(3)	0(0)	0(0)	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Saber Miku	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Shelfwarmer	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	2(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Skeleton Army	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Shamrock	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
African Bugman	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Rapedog	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Cactus Owl*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Thew Adams*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	4(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Ham Hands	0(2)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	96(34)	16(5)	0(0)
Detolf Shelves	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	11(1)	0(0)	0(0)
Gummy*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	5(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Customs Agent*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	4(0)	1(0)	0(0)
Donkey Kong*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	3(13)	0(0)	0(0)
Dusty Clusterfuck*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	2(0)	0(0)	0(0)

Honors

Team Placements

Individual Awards

Woody:

All Star Team 2013 4chan Winter Cup
All Star Team 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Golden Ball 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Golden Boot 2017 4chan Summer Cup

Madoka Titus:

All Star Team 2012 4chan Summer Cup
All Star Team 2013 4chan Winter Cup
All Star Team 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Golden Ball 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Golden Boot 2017 4chan Summer Cup
Player of the Tournament 2017 4chan Summer Cup

Optimus Prime:

Golden Ball 2017 4chan Summer Cup

Ham Hands:

All Star Team 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Golden Glove 2013 4chan Winter Cup

You knoe who?:

All Star Team 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team Awards

2012 Summer Underdog	2013 Winter Best Goal	2013 Winter Team of the Tournament

2012 4chan Summer Cup Underdog of the Championship
2013 4chan Winter Cup Team of the Tournament
2013 4chan Winter Cup Best Goal
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Team of the Tournament
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Bandwagoner's Choice
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Best Manager
2017 4chan Summer Cup Most Exciting Team

Art and Images

/toy/ advertisement
/toy/ logo art
/toy/ movie production, slated for release when /o/ win da Summerc up.
/toy/ wallpaper made for the 2015 4chan Summer Cup
Punished Danbo after receiving a red card

Rivalries

/sp/

/toy/ has faced /sp/ in the Cup Series a couple of times. Each time they meet it has been a very close game which either team could win, and the winner has gone on to win the Cup. Their meeting in the Finals of the 2013 Winter Cup may go down as one of the greatest cup games of all time. These boards are almost neighbors on 4chan, and yet miles apart in personality, and when they meet it is a clash of the titans.

/m/ - "Mecha Madness"

/m/ and /toy/ are as close as a brother and sister in West Virginia. The showdown of Transformers and Gundam has exactly 0 anticipation, but these dorks want to see it happen.

/v/ - "/v/ pls go"

/toy/ was a peaceful, insular little board for a very long time. Then, one fateful day, two figmas changed everything. Link and Samus, highly articulated, very good looking figures were released, and like a tsunami they came. The /v/tards. Complaints about shipping, prices, fragile figures, questions about how and where to buy figures. Loyal /toy/ soldiers fought back against the onslaught of idiots, and the day was won, but /toy/ must remain ever vigilant in the face of vidya figmas. It can and will happen again.

/mlp/ - "Hasbrowl"

Friendship may be magic, but not the kind of friendship /mlp/ brings to the table. /toy/ would much rather stick to generation 1 ponies and let mlp:fim cancer stay in its respective board.

/s/ - "sex-toy"

There has not been much of a background relationship between /s/ and /toy/. Although, we do know that when they meet eachother, the famous scoreboard shines in everybody's eyes, sex vs. toy.