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Brace yourselves for freedom.

/usa/
In Burger We Trust
Usa logo.png
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776
Manager Donald Trump
Owner Our greatest allies
IRL manager Gregg Berhalter !!+HdfEOCtfid
Team colors
Chat color B22234
Old Glory Red
Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+)
Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+)
Captain Captain America
Website /usa/ - United States Of America
Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 3 7 14 28.57%
GF GA GD
26 30 -4
Biggest win
/usa/ Usa icon.png 4–1 Fed icon.png /fed/
September 1, 2018
Biggest defeat
/tsab/ Tsab icon.png 5–1 Usa icon.png /usa/
September 10, 2016
First match
/usa/ Usa icon.png 5–4 Ussr icon.png /ussr/
September 3, 2016
Team music
Anthem I BELIEVE

Goal horn The Warrior Song
Alternate goal horn Donald Trump goalhorn
Alternate goal horn Victory
Kits


Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Freedom.gif

Roster

No. Position Player
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  GK
BUILD WALL
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  LB
Tom Brady
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  CB
Burgers
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  CB
John F. Kennedy
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  RB
Greatest Ally
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  DMF
Captain America Captain
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  CMF
Bald Eagle
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  CMF
Donald Trump
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  SS
Freedom Ain't free. :DD
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  SS
Andrew Jackson
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  CF
2x World War Champs
No. Position Player
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  GK
2nd Amendment
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  LB
Most American Gif
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  LB
Nuke 'em
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  CB
McDonalds
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  CB
Iraq Was Asking For it
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  CB
Chuck Norris
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  RB
The Original Brexit
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  RB
Clint Dempsey
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  DMF
Miracle On Ice
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  CMF
Michael Bay
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  CMF
Alex Jones
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  CMF
Ron Swanson

Roster Description

Player Description
2x World War Champs We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
Andrew Jackson Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
Donald Trump MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Freedom Ain't free. :DD The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
Captain America The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
Bald Eagle The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the midfield with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
Greatest Ally Greatest ally, where is burger?
John F. Kennedy Press F to pay respects.
Burgers America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
Tom Brady What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my four rings.
BUILD WALL You have to go back.
Clint Dempsey He doesn't just believe that we will win. He will make it happen.
Most American Gif Google it. You won't be disappointed!
Ron Swanson History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
Alex Jones Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
Miracle On Ice Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
Michael Bay Say what you will about his movies, at least he knows how to make the best explosions. And really, what else do you need?
The Original Brexit >britbongs STILL mad
Chuck Norris The cup hasn't even started and Chuck's already holding the trophy.
Iraq Was Asking For It Talk shit, get hit.
McDonalds This fast food chain is so good we decided to share it with the rest of the world. Aren't you glad we did?
Nuke 'em It worked for Japan, why not try it against ISIS? I bet they'd shut up real quick.
2nd Amendment SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED


Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
September 3, 2016 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 1 5-4 W 2x World War Champs Goal 5'11'18'
Andrew Jackson Goal 42'
Donald Trump Goal 89'
September 4, 2016 Ne icon.png /ne/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-4 D Donald Trump Goal 14'
2x World War Champs Goal 37'45'70'
September 9, 2016 ARS icon.png /ARS/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-1 D Andrew Jackson Goal 9'
September 10, 2016 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-5 L 2x World War Champs Goal 45+'
September 1, 2017 Pak icon.png /pak/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L Andrew Jackson Goal 48'
September 3, 2017 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-3 L
September 8, 2017 Iww icon.png /iww/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L 2x World War Champs Goal 9'
August 24, 2018 Aus icon.png /aus/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-0 D
August 25, 2018 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-3 L
August 31, 2018 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-0 W 2x World War Champs Goal 41'
September 1, 2018 Fed icon.png /fed/ Multinational Bowl 3 4-1 W Michael Bay Goal 5'
Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 92'
2x World War Champs Goal 105'
Andrew Jackson Goal 118'
September 2, 2018 Mn icon.png /mn/ Multinational Bowl 3 3-1 W 2x World War Champs Goal 3'
Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 81'
Donald Trump Goal 87'
September 2, 2018 Pak icon.png /pak/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-1 L
September 2, 2018 Rome icon.png /rome/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-3 L 2x World War Champs Goal 11'

"Rivalries"

Some countries think they're better than us. They are wrong. Sometimes so wrong they don't exist anymore.

Also some traitors broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, Michigan is a shithole, so is Vermont, and holy fucking shit dude /tsab/? That's not even a real country that's some anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?

Export (Multinats 1)

Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of