User:Test Pony//evoweb/
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/evoweb/
Note to everyone: This is a fake team.
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Music
Stadium entrance anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg
Winning anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdqoxddnLcc
Goalhorn (restart after every goal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpRO6AAy-Y
Alternate goalhorn when 
scores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s
Formation
Player positions and numbers are not up to date.
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 ( :pirate: ) |
Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web, also the only GK /evoweb/ will ever need. |
| adf.ly | Just visit some sites with stuff about PES and you'll know why. |
| cr#ck | The word who shall not be mentioned. |
| Adam Bhatti | The official PES Community Manager, Twitter spammer and also known as the punching bag for everything Konami breaks. |
| Dead Jenkey | RIPIP. |
| SEXSEXSEX | Actually sxsxsx, creater of the Blender Face and Stadium modding tools. |
| ( :bop: ) |
The most overused emoticon on Evo-Web. |
| Ketchup Bug | Remove Ketchup, it's ruining PES. Maymay version of Catch-up Bug, a stupid thing by Konami to fix throughballs in PES14, making throughballs almost impossible to pull off correctly. |
| Voice of Jim Beglin | He'll always be there every game for you. |
| Jon Champion's Lovely Feet | Because he always has to mention his foot fetish every single game. |
| SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH | A very common signature or last line in a post by several posters excusing themselves for their usually horrible English. |
| >>>Random Questions | Have a question? Don't make a new thread and just go here, someone may know the answer. |
| WESYS | File signature of zlib-ed files. If you have a .dds file and see this, unzlib that shit first. |
| They call me Rednek | And when they call me dat, den I get de bass out, Everybody shock out and wine up the Rednek sound. |
| Muh tattoos | Evo-web has this person who can never shut up about his tattoos. |
| How do I add DLC? | Idiot, just google it or check one of the thousand posts on this. |
| >No Entrance Scenes | FUCKING PLEASE KONAMI, WHY DID YOU DO THIS |
| Konami's Phone | You'll never get this reference anyway. |
| >making guides | Want to know how to use this new tool you just downloaded? Bad luck, no one on Evo-Web makes guides about tools they make. |
| Buying FIFA this year | FUCKING KONAMI STOP MAKING PES SHIT, I'M SO DONE WITH YOU, I'M GOING TO BUY FUCKING FIFA THIS YEAR NOW |
| Fidel Castro | El ataque a USA esta pronto quien se nos une viva el socialismo fuera los yankees viva fidel. (A shitposter in Jenkey's Shoutbox that was frozen in time) |
| Razib | Creator of the current PES15 save editing tool. |
| Master Jew | First creator of kitserver, old tutor of Jenkey and creator of the entrance scene fix in PES15. |
Rivalries
/evoweb/ vs. /sinaweibo/
Because these were the first two Fake teams, they automatically became rivals. Their first game ended in a 6-4 win for /evoweb/.