/b/

EGO TROGLODYTARUM TE

/b/ - Random

Founded

August 2011

IRL manager

Captain Planet !!jQ3SDxu5hpL

Team colors

Chat color

749755
Olive Green

Ranking

14 (

1)

Highest rank

3 ((September 2013))

Lowest rank

35 ((August 2014))

Top scorer

Triforce (27)

Top assister

Unknown (?)

Captain

Trolled 2 Death

Website

/b/ - Random

Nickname

/b/-tards

Historic performance

25	11	26			62				40.32%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
81	68	+13

Biggest win
/b/	6–1	/a/
May 1, 2015

Biggest defeat
/b/	1–4	/c/
May 4, 2013

First match
/x/	2–1	/b/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem

Staple Tapeworms on My Penis

Goal horn

Can Can Sandstorm

Kits

A founding member of the 4chan Cup and the original board of 4chan, /b/ are a well-established and (somewhat ironically) respectable side. After going winless for two tournaments in a row, /b/ finally got their break in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup and kept up the good form in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, winning 3rd place and dramatically changing the way people see /b/.

After /b/'s success in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, they promptly lost 3 out of 4 friendlies. In a futile attempt, /b/ got knocked out of the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, putting them is right back where they started. After finishing 17th in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, >/fa/ fucked everything possible up to make sure /b/ got into the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. An awful 2-point performance with only 1 goal scored put /b/ back into the Babbies, where they won the cup. Then /b/ just fucking blew it in the proceeding Elite Cup, winning their opener only to lose both of the next two games played.

4chan Cup History

For earlier history: /b/ History

2015 4chan Winter Cup

Once more, /b/ had a reputation to defend in a major 4chan Cup, and their run got started off on the right foot with a 2-0 win over /hr/, the runner-up team from the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. In their second match, /b/ seemed to be off to a good start once again with Triforce giving them the 1-0 lead. However, a late penalty kick for /ck/ sent the /b/-tards into turmoil and at the last minute, /ck/ got a 2-1 win with their legendary Nachos taking precious points away from /b/. Not all hope was lost just yet - /b/'s final opponent in this group would be /po/, who had just lost their two previous matches and was already eliminated from the cup. Shockingly, /po/ took a 2-0 lead against /b/ in the first half, and #REKT's goal in the second half was too little, too late. Just like that, /b/'s Winter Cup run ended up being a massive disappointment.

Team

Export (Spring 2015) Aesthetics (Spring 2015 - fixed)

Roster

No.

Position

Player

#

	GK

FUCKIN' SAVED

#

	CB

CHRIS HANSEN

#

	CB

RULE 34

#

	RB

ASS THREAD

#

	LB

NERVE GAS

#

	DMF

60s SPIDERMAN

#

	CMF

RETURN OF DUBS

#

	CMF

TROLLED TO DEATH

#

	SS

GIGA PUDDI

#

	SS

#REKT

#

	CF

TRIFORCE

No.

Position

Player

#

	GK

OP

#

	GK

TRIGGER WARNING

#

	DMF

IT'S A TRAP

#

	CMF

NEED SAUCE

#

	CMF

BERRY MY DICK

#

	RB

THE FAPPENING

#

	CB

STONER THREAD

#

	CB

JIZZUS CHRIST

#

	RB

DELICIOUS LOLI

#

	CB

CRINGE

#

	LB

2EDGY4ME

#

	LB

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Player Specific Goalhorns

Rivalries

Old Firm - /b/ vs. /a/

As two of the oldest and biggest boards on 4chan, a rivalry is expected. Some others call this the Cancerigenous Derby; both teams have a reputation they must uphold. (2-0-0)

Cancer Derby - /b/ vs. /v/

/v/ and /b/ are the two most high-traffic boards on 4chan, and there is always a substantial amount of vidya content on /b/ while /v/ is often plagued by non topic threads. This often leads to cries of /v/ being called "/b/ 2.0". (2-0-1)

Cancer Derby Jr. - /b/ vs. /soc/

Being a child board of /b/, /soc/ considers /b/ to be their archrivals. It wasn't until the 2014 4chan Winter Cup that /b/ acknowledged this as a rivalry. (1-1-1)

Results

Matches in gray were voided via Dragongate.

Friendlies

Wins: 4
Draws: 5
Losses: 6

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 3, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
March 4, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	???
May 12, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Tacgnol 20' Mudkipz 52'
June 2, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Boxxy 56' Chocolate Rain 66'
June 9, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
August 18, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 1, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Chocolate Rain 45+' Beta Male 57'
September 9, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Triforce 15', 43' James Holmes 56' Boxxy 82'
December 22, 2012	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Triforce 4' Pedobear 38', 66'
April 13, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Triforce 16' James Holmes 42' Pedobear 77'
July 20, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
July 21, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Triforce 20', 45+', 52' James Holmes 57'
September 21, 2013	/f/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
October 5, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 11, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	James Holmes 30'
January 19, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
May 30, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L

Cup Matches

Wins: 21
Draws: 6
Losses: 20

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/fa/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
January 5, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Kaiji 67' (o.g.) Chocolate Rain 90+3'
January 6, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 L	Chocolate Rain 44', 66', 105'
January 7, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Boxxy 76' Mudkipz 87'
January 7, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
July 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage SC2012	1-1 D	Boxxy 65'
July 14, 2012	/sp/	Group Stage SC2012	1-0 L
July 15, 2012	/d/	Group Stage SC2012	5-3 L	Chocolate Rain 17', 29', 52'
October 13, 2012	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Triforce 66'
October 19, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	Triforce 57'
October 20, 2012	/u/	Group Stage ABC2012	0-0 D
May 4, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SBC2013	4-1 L	Triforce 8'
May 10, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Anonymous 43'
May 12, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Triforce 53'
May 18, 2013	/soc/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 L
August 17, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Triforce 60' James Holmes 80'
August 23, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SC2013	4-1 W	Triforce 12', 21', 62', 72'
August 25, 2013	/v/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 L
August 31, 2013	/m/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-3 W	2Edgy4Me 3' James Holmes 24', 82' Triforce 34'
September 1, 2013	/trv/	Quarterfinals SC2013	1-0 W	James Holmes 37'
September 1, 2013	/mu/	Semifinals SC2013	1-0 L
September 1, 2013	/v/	Third Place Playoff SC2013	3-1 W	Triforce 4', 66' No Fun Allowed 19'
February 15, 2014	/hr/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
February 21, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage WC2014	2-1 W	Triforce 40' Moses Garza 72'
February 23, 2014	/an/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/out/	Group Stage SBC2014	3-1 W	Triforce 34' GIGA PUDDI 47', 49'
April 6, 2014	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Trolled 2 Death 61'
April 12, 2014	/lgbt/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-4 L	GIGA PUDDI 6'
April 19, 2014	/hm/	Group Stage SBC2014	5-2 W	Toaster Steve 11' GIGA PUDDI 34', 38' Triforce 69', 81'
July 18, 2014	/an/	Group Stace SC2014	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/e/	Group Stage SC2014	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/f/	Group Stage SC2014	1-2 L	Trolled 2 Death 81'
October 18, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
October 26, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 31, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Triforce 13', 28', 54'
November 2, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Trolled 2 Death 4'
November 8, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Trolled 2 Death 68' Giga Puddi 78' The Fappening 90+'
November 9, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 W	Triforce 6', 73' Giga Puddi 57', 67'
November 9, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Trolled 2 Death 12' The Fappening 78'
November 9, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Triforce 41' The Fappening 66'
February 13, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	#REKT 44' Trolled 2 Death 69'
February 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Triforce 39'
February 21, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	#REKT 47'
April 24, 2015	/c/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-1 W	#REKT 15', 38', 43' Triforce 71'
April 25, 2015	/sp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-4 L	Giga Puddi 29'
May 1, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-1 W	Triforce 2', 62', 90+', 90+' #REKT 16' Giga Puddi 80'
May 9, 2015	/cgl/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Triforce 11' #REKT 72'
May 16, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Triforce 42' Trolled 2 Death

Honours

2013 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Winners

Trivia

In the original 4chan cup, /b/ had lower stats than the rest of the teams (because /b/'s users were hated so much by Germanbro) and avoided finishing in last place. Instead, /soc/ was the team to get last place in that cup.
Two of /b/'s past anthems were determined with GET threads on the board. This led to /b/ having Undersea Community as the anthem since 2012 to Spring 2013.
- During the Spring season of 2013, /b/ got a Boxxy dubstep remix as the anthem for a few matches due to another GET thread. This happened because the manager Cosa Nostra was on a lengthy hiatus and was not back by the time that season's cup started. Once he came back, the anthem was changed back to Undersea Community due to that being changed without his permission.

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