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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
You can join our discord here.
Current Events
Main article: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
/r9k/ is competing in the Autumn Babby Cup 2017. Matches will be streamed on Smashcast.
Next Match: Quarter Finals
Opponent | Date |
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/gd/ |
November 12th, 2017 17:40 UTC |
Round of 16
Statics: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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November 11, 2017 | /o/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-4 W (4-5 PK) |
8', 22' >tfw no gf 52', 75' Elliot Rodger |
Group Stage Matches
Group stage statics: 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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October 27, 2017 | /vp/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1 W | 67' Masuda |
October 29, 2017 | /a/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 23' Neckbeard 41' >tfw no gf 75' Elliot Rodger |
November 4, 2017 | /s4s/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 L | 90+1' Elliot Rodger |
Roster
Last roster poll: /r9k/ Autumn 2017 roster poll results
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Cup Record
Event | W-D-L | Rank |
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1-1 | 10th - Group Stage |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 6-0-1 | 2nd |
2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-3 | 24th - Group Stage |
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0-3 | 23th - Group Stage |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1-1 | 19th - Group Stage |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2-1 | 26th - Group Stage |
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0-3 | 34th - Group Stage |
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0-2 | 21st - Group Stage |
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-1-1 | 11th - Round of 16 |
2016 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1-2 | 26th - Group Stage |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6-0-1 | 3rd |
2016 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1-1 | 9th - Round of 16 |
2017 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2-1 | 29th - Group Stage |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1-1 | 22nd - Group Stage |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | ?-?-? | Better than 32nd. We hope |
Team History
- For earlier history: /r9k/ History
- Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History
2017 4chan Winter Cup
The cup moved to PES 2017, and this brought on a number of changes to the game. Among them was the lower amount of goals per match, and refs being less tolerant of murderball. These changes hurt /r9k/ greatly as the cup got started. >tfw no gf was sent off during the second half of the Robots' match against /w/, and immediately afterwards, the team conceded a goal. Luckily, Elliot Rodger scored earlier, but the big problem was that a key player of the team would be suspended for the next match against /m/. Alteisen Riese got a double against a weakened /r9k/, as /m/ won 2-1 over the Arcanines. With just one point out of two matches, /r9k/ had to win against /vg/ in order to have a chance to avoid being relegated, but sadly had to settle for a 0-0 draw. Despite >tfw no gf returning in time to face /vg/, the Robots were relegated.
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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February 11, 2017 | /w/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | 12' Elliot Rodger |
February 17, 2017 | /m/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 L | 68' Chad Thundercock |
February 19, 2017 | /vg/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0 D |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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May 12, 2017 | /co/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-5 L | |
May 14, 2017 | /u/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
May 20, 2017 | /ck/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 14' Sadfrog 19' Eliza 72'Vertical Recipe |
Rivalries
The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers... |
2-0-2 |
The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1. |
0-0-1 |
Team Records
All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.
Goalscorer Table
Pic | Player | Goals |
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Elliot Rodger | 29 | |
Robot9001 | 28 | |
Sadfrog | 22 | |
>tfw no gf | 19 | |
Japanese Lettuce Hardcore | 11 | |
Kissless Hugless Virgin | 11 | |
Chad Thundercock | 3 | |
Spaghetti | 2 | |
Shores | 1 | |
Fembot | 1 | |
Eliza | 1 | |
Neckbeard | 1
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Most Goals In A Match
Player | Goals | Opponent | Competition |
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Elliot Rodger | 4 | /c/ | 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Top 5 Attendances
Viewers | Opponent | Competition |
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1756 | /mlp/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup |
1430 | /g/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
1410 | /sp/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup |
1328 | /v/ | 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1290 | /vr/ | 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Exports
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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