| Player |
Description
|
| Clam TalBOT |
The answer the the revolving door of goalies
|
| Ten Years Of Bad Management |
Bad decisions galore
|
| GOAT Coffey |
Coffey > Orr fuck you
|
| >No Defense |
Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger
|
| Swedish Defense |
Klefbom and Larsson baybee
|
| Chris Pronger's Contract |
If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues
|
| Oilers Won The Trade |
Thank you New Jersey Devils
|
| Male Nurse |
Darnell please pan out
|
| McJesus |
Our lord and saviour
|
| THE FINAL SOLUTION |
Based Leon Draisaitl
|
| Poolparty |
BULJU :-DDD (thank you Columbus for passing on him)
|
| Sucks At Hockey |
Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey, buddy! How long have you been playing?"
|
| L O O C H |
AKA the guy everyone hates unless he plays for their team
|
| Le Test Tube |
The best utility player ever, you can't prove me wrong
|
| Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll |
Before he went to LA
|
| Ryan Smyth's Mullet |
2nd in majesty only to Jagr
|
| Prospect Graveyard |
Where careers go to die
|
| The Nuge |
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
|
| Yung Drake |
Caggiula the college kid
|
| THE DREAM OF '06 |
What if Roloson never got hurt...
|
| The Shittier Strome |
Not Dylan
|
| Remember The 80's? |
It was a much more pleasant time
|
| Chia Pet |
Please don't fuck up my team
|
/mild/
/broons/
57', 63', 90+3' McJesus
/ncaah/
/rags/
