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| /fed/ - The United Federation of Planets | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| August 25, 2018 |  /rome/
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Multinational Bowl 3 Group F |
3-1 L |  10' James T. Kirk
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| August 26, 2018 |  /ita/
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Multinational Bowl 3 Group F |
1-2 W | 10' Jean-Luc Picard 22' Fuck Off Q
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| August 31, 2018 |  /ireland/
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Multinational Bowl 3 Group F |
1-0 W | 85' Jean-Luc Picard
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| September 1, 2018 |  /usa/
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Multinational Bowl 3 Round Of 16 |
4-1 L | 58' Jonathan Archer
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| December 18, 2018 |  /fallout/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Group G |
0-0 D | |
| December 19, 2018 |  /tdc/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Group G |
1-0 W | 89' Fuck The Romulans
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| December 21, 2018 |  /lwa/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Group G |
3-3 D | 45+0' John-Luc Picard 67' STDs 90+1' Jonathan Archer
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| December 22, 2018 |  /cbj/
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Divegrass Before Christmas Round Of 16 |
2-4 L | 37', 62' Benjamin Sisko
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| September 21, 2019 |  /San Marino/
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Multinational Bowl 4 Group G |
3-1 W | Jean-Luc Picard 10', 66' Jonathan Archer 90+3'
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| September 21, 2019 |  /mn/
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Multinational Bowl 4 Group G |
2-1 L | Jean-Luc Picard 51'
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Export Stuff
Export: Evasive Maneuver Pattern Delta 5
Aesthetics:The Picard Maneuver (Fixed)
Music: Here's to the Finest Crew in Starfleet
Pastebin: Proper Earl Grey Instructions Serious Tactical Maneuvers
Statistics
Goals
| Player | Goals |
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| Jean-Luc Picard | 5 |
| Jonathan Archer | 3 |
| Benjamin Sisko | 2 |
| Eternal Space Shitposter | 1 |
| James T. Kirk | 1 |
| Fuck The Romulans | 1 |
| STDs | 1 |
MoTM
| Player | MoTMs |
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| Jean-Luc Picard | 1 |
| Eternal Space Shitposter | 1 |
| Fuck The Romulans | 1 |
| Jonathan Archer | 1 |
Saves
Note: Players in italics are retired.
| Keeper | Saves |
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| Space Jews | 33 |
| For "Science" | 7 |
Assists
Note: Players in italics are retired
| Player | Assists |
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| Benjamin Sisko | 4 |
| James T. Kirk | 1 |
| Jonathan Archer | 1 |
| STDs | 1 |
Roster
| Number | Picture | Position | Name | Description |
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Goal Keeper | Space Jews | "Oy vey goyim, A suit of the finest Andorian silk? A ring of pure Surax? A complete set of Tanesh pottery? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?" |
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TBD | Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up | "FUCK DUKAT" |
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TBD | Fuck The Romulans | FUCK THE ROMULANS |
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TBD | Discovery Still Isn't Canon | Disconiggers begon |
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TBD | Eternal Space Shitposter | Here to fuck this up, but get away with it in the end because he's basically god |
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TBD | Cucked Klingon | Delay that order lieutenant BUT SIR |
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TBD | Jonathan Archer | The Dog Can't Have Any More Cheese |
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TBD | Kathryn Janeway | Exterminate Tuvix |
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TBD | James T. Kirk | He Already Fucked The Alien |
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TBD | Benjamin Sisko | Loves Baseball and Warcrimes |
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TBD | Jean-Luc Picard | Tea Earl Grey Hot |
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TBD | The Dubsminion Fails Agian | The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to fail long after It's gone |
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TBD | Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong | Fuck this SMUG shitlord |
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TBD | It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys | May Sisko's Warcrimes NEVER be brought up again |
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TBD | >Econmic Utopia | I can't believe the ferengi would do such a thing! |
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TBD | Logic Vulcan Man | "dont be a shit captain" |
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TBD | Mentally Challenged Aliens | ship wont go |
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TBD | It Still Counts | IT STILL COUNTS |
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TBD | 3 Titty Aliens | You Ok Rick Bermann? |
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TBD | Autistic Android | That's Enough Data |
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TBD | Red Shirts | Can't Believe The People In Command Die More! |
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TBD | The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter | the council said so |
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TBD | Soulless Space Badguys | We're bad please fear us |
Cup Placement
Multinational Bowl 3: 14th
Divegrass Before Christmas: T-14th
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