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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Bones Jones
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Jon "Bones" Jones is the youngest champion in UFC history, has held the UFC Light Heavyweight Title for over 2 years and is considered by many as the best Light Heavyweight fighter in the world. He is now hoping to expand his list of achievements by playing divegrass for /asp/.
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Playing Style: Box-to-Box
S10
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FUCK THIS COMPANY
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FUCKING WWE WORST PROMOTION EVER FUCK THIS COMPANY SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
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Playing Style: Hole Player
P02, S06
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Rodney Mullen
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The best skateboarder in the world today, he may not be as widely known as Tony Hawk, but his talents on the board will be useful for /asp/.
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Playing Style: Box-to-Box
P05, P06, S10
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Bork Lazer
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A recent transfer from /sp/. Known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas may come in handy for /asp/ in future 4chan Cups.
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Playing Style: Box-to-Box
P05, P07, S11
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American Dragon
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After getting screwed out of his WWE title reigns, The Dazzler took a serious turn. In his chase for revenge the American Dragon was unleashed upon the WWE. With the entire /asp/ fanbase behind him, he is here to prove his worth for the team.
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Playing Style: Hole Player
P01, P02, P03, S05
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Ethan Carter III
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Playing Style: Hole Player
P02
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BOlieve
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You can achieve the impossible, you just need to pronounce it "I'm Possible". You can do anything you want to do, you just have to BOlieve!
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Playing Style: Hole Player
P02
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Bruce Lee
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The legendary martial artist is here to provide agility and strength to the /asp/ midfield.
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Playing Style: Box-to-Box
S10
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Mirko Cro Cop
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Considered to be one of the best martial artists in history, Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović is famous for his fearsome kicking ability. A saying amongst the martial arts community is "right leg, hospital. left leg, morgue". With this ability he is a dangerous addition to the /asp/ midfield.
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Playing Style: Box-to-Box
S10
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