/u/

Girls Can Love Girls

/u/ - Yuri

Founded

July 15, 2012

Manager

Charlotte Scherzen

Owner

Lily Maria

IRL manager

Alexl7l !!MGBAes2OQ00

Team colors

Chat color

E35496
Purist's Pink

Ranking

24 (

1)

Highest rank

1 (March 2018)

Lowest rank

48 (May 2013)

Top scorer

Akemi Homura (73)

Top assister

Purest Form of Love (22+)

Captain

Purest Form of Love

Website

/u/ - Yuri

Nickname

/u/nicorns

Home ground

Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen

Historic performance

53	23	29			105				50.48%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
204	155	+49

Biggest win
/u/	4–0	/fit/
August 16, 2013

Biggest defeat
/fa/	9–2	/u/
July 24, 2020

First match
/u/	0–3	/trv/
July 20, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	14 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result	Champions, Winter 2018
Babby Cup
Appearances	6 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Third place, Autumn 2016

Team music

Anthem	Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Victory Anthem	Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic

Goal horn	Agony
Homucifer	Magia
Nanofate	Secret Ambition

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit
Eighth kit
Ninth kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2020 4chan Winter Cup: Recursion

Now on their third straight Round of 16 elimination after a dominant early group stage, /u/ went into a new decade looking to break another long streak of getting eliminated at the same time. This group stage featured a rival /u/ had never played outside of a single friendly in 2013, a team /u/ last played in 2016, and yet another /fit/ matchup. First up was /mu/; since their last matchup, /mu/ had undergone a very turbulent few years of cup competition, even to the point of missing two Elite Cups in a row when they had previously never missed one. In extremely familiar form, /u/ got off the line incredibly quickly, going up 3-0 in all of eleven minutes thanks to Homucifer kickoff abuse and a brace from the gold-again Purest Form of Love. All /mu/ could muster was a very late consolation goal, and the match finished a 3-1 victory to /u/. In their SEVENTH official matchup against /fit/, /u/ again obtained a relatively quick lead thanks to Purest Form of Love scoring a goal after 21 minutes, and despite /fit/ spending much of the rest of match time in /u/'s attacking area, a horrific lack of accuracy and five saves from the legendary Madokami kept /u/ leading long enough for Homu to ice the match at the 82nd minute and secure a 2-0 win. Immediately after, /mu/ somehow managed to hold /lit/ to a 1-1 draw, meaning that yet again, /u/ were through before their final match and had very little reason to care for that final match. What resulted of the first-ever Cup proper Classyb Owl was anything but classy; in fact, it was /u/'s worst loss since the infamous /mlp/ match of 2013. A 6-2 drubbing that very nearly cost them top of the group and thanks to /mu/ furiously coming back to defeat /fit/ in the next match saw /u/ essentially drag /lit/ with them to the knockout stage. For /lit/, it was only their third ever Elite Cup knockout stage; for /u/, it was the third Elite Cup knockout stage in a row. /u/'s knockout opponent was /toy/, the same team that they encountered the most dangerous lead against the previous cup, and one that had similarly mounted a miracle final-match comeback this cup just to advance.

Unfortunately, things did not end very differently this time around. In just twelve minutes, /toy/ found themselves a lead, and the rest of the match was painfully slow, with /toy/ always having a slight upper hand and ultimately winning 1-0. Unlike the last two Elite Round of 16 eliminations, the heartbreak of having a comeback attempt fail wasn't present, but for the fourth cup in a row, /u/ had fallen at the first hurdle of the knockout stage. With another PES version switch looming for the 2020 4chan Summer Cup, it remains to be seen how and when /u/ will break their newest curse.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters

No.

Position

Player

77

	GK

Madokami

2

	LB

How Two Girls Have Sex In A Tent

8

	CB

Goggles

18

	CB

Onee-sama

5

	RB

Science Babies

0

	DMF

Macarons

1

	CMF

Akkarin

69

	AMF

Purest Form Of Love

7

	LWF

Feito-chan

6

	RWF

BEFRIENDING

666

	CF

Homucifer

No.

Position

Player

99

	LB

Big Aquarium Conspiracy

98

	LB

Alien From Black Lizard Planet

82

	CB

Low Impact Consensual Cuddling

4

	CB

Being Yaya is Suffering

22

	CB

But We're Both Girls

33

	RB

I'm Yuu But Stronger

5

	RB

War Crimes Kurumi

12

	DMF

Rolac Super Saiyan

9

	DMF

ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

10

	CMF

Demon Dork

39

	CMF

Black Sunshine

11

	CMF

Mistress Baiser

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

Music Corner

Main Music

Opponent-Specific Music

/a/
Anthem: Azalea
Goalhorn: Garasu no Hanzono
Victory anthem: Fly Me to the Star (MayaKuro version)

/an/
Anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru
Goalhorn: Youkoso Japari Park e
Victory anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru (full)

/c/
Anthem: Yes! Yuyuyu☆Yuruyuri♪♪
Goalhorn: Butterfly Effector
Victory anthem: Happy Happy Friends

/his/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Tranquilite Version
Goalhorn: Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Homucifer horn: Magia - Orchestral Version
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version

/jp/
Anthem: Banjo Finger Powerhouse
Goalhorn: Magnet
Victory anthem: Let's Pop Together

/k/
Anthem: Aviamarch
Goalhorn: Crazy Psycho Lesbian
Victory anthem: More One Night

/lit/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Lyric Reading
Goalhorn: Shukufuku no Kaze
Homucifer horn: Magia - Orchestral Version
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version
Victory anthem: Pastel Pure

/m/
Anthem: Saikyo Yuusha Robo Gundan Ladies
Goalhorn: Seigi wo Shinjite, Nigiri Shimete
Black Sunshine horn: Waikyou Shenshou Jing
Nanofate horn: Romancers' Neo
Victory anthem: Utsukushi Kereba Sore De Ii

/o/
Anthem: Diesel Dykes o'Dixie
Goalhorn: Won(*3*)Chu KissMe! (Deleta Eurobeat Mix)
Homucifer horn: Magia (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)

/out/
Anthem and victory anthem: Shiny Days
Goalhorn: Natsuiro Present

/pol/
Goalhorn: Cross the Line
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
Victory anthem: The Other Side of the Wall

/v/
Anthem: Ryuusei no Bifrost
Goalhorn: Malicious Roses
Victory anthem: Tomorrow Is Mine

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	>4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Quaterfinal curse broken
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	1	2	3rd place	Promoted
2017 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	1	Group stage	Relegated
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	Ro16	Promoted
2017 4chan Summer Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	>TWO FINALS LOST
2018 4chan Winter Cup	6	0	1	Champions	AT LAST
2018 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	>32nd	Relegated with the spoon
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3	0	1	Ro16	9 point mustard race and curse
2019 4chan Winter Cup	3	0	1	Ro16	9 point mustard race and curse AGAIN
2019 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	2	Ro16
2020 4chan Winter Cup	2	0	2	Ro16	>another fucking Ro16 exit
2020 4chan Summer Cup	2	0	1	TBD	>new biggest loss

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date

Opponent

Competition

Result

Scorers

January 17, 2020

/mu/

2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D

3–1 W

Homucifer

2'
Purest Form of Love

6', 11'

January 19, 2020

/fit/

2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D

2–0 W

Purest Form of Love

21'
Homucifer

82'

January 25, 2020

/lit/

2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D

2–6 L

Feito-chan

45+0'
Purest Form of Love

49'

February 1, 2020

/toy/

2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16

0–1 L

July 18, 2020

/his/

2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F

2–1 W

Purest Form of Love

4', 61'

July 24, 2020

/fa/

2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F

2–9 L

Homucifer

45+2'
Feito-chan

73'

July 26, 2020

/wg/

2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F

5–3 W

Purest Form of Love

56', 72'
Befriending

60'
Feito-chan

85'
Homucifer

90+2' (pen.)

Goalscoring Hall of Fame

Player	As Non Medal	As Bronze Medal	As Silver Medal	As Gold Medal
Homucifer	-	-	7	73
Purest Form of Love	-	-	2	45
Teru Time	0	1	20	-
Akkarin	0	1	16	-
Befriending	2	2	7	3
Feito-chan	1	3	4	-
Black Sunshine	4	-	-	-
G/u/ardians	0	2	-	-
Metall/u/rgy	2	-	-	-
Fingering For World Peace	2	-	-	-
Macarons	2	-	-	-
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling	1	-	-	-
Kuma Shock	1	-	-	-
Ayayayaya	1	-	-	-
Erica Hartmann	0	1	-	-
But We're Both Girls	1	-	-	-
Own goal	1	0	-	-

Honors

Team

Weeabowl: Champions
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions

Individual

2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer
2019 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami

Auties awards

2016 4chan Winter Cup: Match of the Tournament
2016 4chan Winter Cup: Player of the Tournament
2017 4chan Winter Cup: At Least You Tried
2017 4chan Winter Cup: Best Kits
2017 4chan Winter Cup: Best Models
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Kits
2017 4chan Summer Cup: Best Models
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Team of the Tournament
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Kits
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Managers
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Match of the Tournament
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Best Music
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Least Improved
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Biggest Upset
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Biggest Upset
2019 4chan Summer Cup: Best New Model
2019 4chan Summer Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2020 4chan Winter Cup: Best Chant

Rivalries

/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl	/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.
1-0-0

/c/ - The Purity Derby	Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.
2-2-0

/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl	Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, one friendly win by /u/ and one official match win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.
2-0-0

/lit/ - The Classyb Owl	A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met twice, first in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. Their second meeting, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, was much less classy; the match ended with a 6-2 blowout in /lit/'s favor.
0-1-1

Mascot

	Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.
Sealdoka