/lolg/ Roster
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The /lolg/ roster as of /vg/ League 6
Current Roster
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THE SCRIPT | WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES | ||
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POST JHIN | Jhinfags invading the thread and splerging over their beloved serial killer. Totally not Jhin behind the computer screen splerging over himself. | ||
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BANDLEBRO | Greatest drawfag to ever grace /lolg/. Best girl in Diamond who draws Yordles. | ||
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>LULUFAGS | I want to go swimming in Lulu. | ||
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XAYAH ESTUP | Silly boys, rawr~ ;3 | ||
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JENSEN | FF PLEASE. | ||
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F-FREE STATS? | YEP. FREE STATS. | ||
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KILLING MACHINE | You don't understand, with the right items Warwick becomes unstoppable. A killing machine. I get fed every game I play him because he is that good. | ||
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SEX KING | SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. | ||
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UHHH LOLBABS? | You can't defend this. You literally cannot defend such a shit gameplay decision. Play a real man's game, like DOTA 2. | ||
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>riven mains | The most annoying fanbase in the game. | ||
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ANTHONY BURCH | At least you're not Anthony Burch. Now hired by Riot edition. | ||
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TYLER1 | I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd. | ||
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BASED MANG | Christian "TheRainMan" Kahmann will stand up for all of us shitters from his platinum 5 throne and save NA. Also permabanned by Rito. | ||
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BREAST WAIFU | Xth for Breast Metal Waifu. | ||
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>EU SCENE | >Lose to every other team except EU >G2-8 >EU SCENE | ||
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>MARKSMAN SEASON | ADC IN 2017 LUL | ||
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HAHAHA *SPLAT* | le balanced ninja of shadows: Cleanse required Edition | ||
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EXPERIENCE CHANGED | >yasuo mains | ||
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HotshotGG | Our guy George defeats the script and puts Reginald and Doublelift in the trash. He does it all. | ||
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PLATSHITTER | #FreeTomoka | ||
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PIZZA DE CHAM | WHO WANTS A PIZZA DE CHAM? | ||
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METAGOLEM | Spirit Visage, Sunfire, Iceborn, Titty Hydra, Swifties. Every game. On every champion. | ||
Previous Players
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>me unga >team bunga | >me unga >team bunga >lose game | ||
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FUNSUCKER | CertainlyT brings us an AD Carry that does everything an AD Carry can do and does it the best. All hail the funsucker. | ||
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META GAME | Daily reminder that not following the meta will get you banned. | ||
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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | FUCKING TANKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY JUNGLE | ||
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>NA SCENE | >team open mid >memeortals >constantly losing games | ||
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FOR MY FATHER (THE KING) | Always in the meta. Flag, drag, and dunk shitters. | ||
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TOP LEP | >THE LITERAL CITY OF EU | ||
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I WAS BOTTOM | YOU IDIOTS | ||
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>0-10 | >play 9 games >manage to lose 10 >lose to brazil >NA SCENE | ||
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me | "Alright /lolg/, which one of you fuckers was this?" "me" "me" "me" "me" | ||
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M E M E P I C K S | If you know you're too shit to win, might as well pick something retarded to confuse the enemy. | ||
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dodge the spears :^) | Nidalee spears aren't OP, just dodge them :^) | ||
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JELLYMAD | hehehe ever look up to a yordle | ||
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Lyte | Absolute cuck in charge of dealing with toxic behavior in League of Legends. >muh PhD | ||
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THE ORDER IS GIVEN | SHURIMA SHUFFLE | ||
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/lolg/ was wrong again | Listening to /lolg/'s advice will lead you straight to Challenger. Trust us. | ||
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EDGEMASTER | Aatrox, an edgy champion for edgy people. | ||
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DEPTHS | Nautilus is probably the best champion to play if you want your team to | ||
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>CLG | >win LCS >go to worlds >get easiest group >lose to BRs >don't advance >bench your best players >CLG | ||
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GROSSCUCK | >pay for girls you don't even know >get cucked by pro players >cry on your own stream about it >get banned from twitch | ||
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Krepedo | OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT IF IT BLEEDS IT BREEDS | ||
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UNBENCH THE KENCH | UNBENCH THE KENCH UNLOAD THE TOAD UNCLOG THE FROG UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT PERMIT THE KERMIT |