/soc/

/soc/
Rock out with your /soc/ out.
/soc/ - Social
Founded 2011 IRL manager SocialSpartan !!ni657QT8fC7 Team colors Chat color FDB73B Undefined Ranking 29 ( 1) Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /soc/ - Social Nickname "soesh"
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 22 9 21 52 42.31%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /soc/  7–0  /h/ 10 February 2013 Biggest defeat /soc/  0–4  /v/ 8 December 2012 First match /ck/  1–0  /soc/ 6 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Goal horn Too Drunk to Fuck
Kits

(No longer!) One of the lowest ranking teams involved in the cup, /soc/ are still struggling to lose the stigma of being a break away team from the larger /b/. The /b/ Army may be happy to see the back of the camwhores and sluts allowing them to spend more valuable time beating dead horses, but the rest of the teams still question if there is any need for the teams existance.

/soc/ took part in the the very first Summer Cup in 2011. But a poor performance saw them making an early exit without scoring a single goal. Being too hooked up in comparing each others dicks and trying desperatly to create a giant orgy that never happened, most of their chubby supporters have yet to notice that not only did they fuck up the first cup, their rating was so poor that they were not invited back to the 2012 Winter Cup.

A small vocal group of /soc/ supporters led to the team being invited to take part in the 2012 4chan Babby Cup. They finished dead last in their group, which lead to around the Summer Cup calls for a renewal in the team. They took part in the Autumn Babby Cup and produced a string of famous games, including a comeback from 3-1 vs /gif/ to win 5-3, a win vs /v/ with an incredible fuckup of the /v/ goalkeeper, and a match vs /vg/ that was lauded as one of the greatest games in Cup history, that sadly finished in a 6-4 loss.

/soc/'s Winter Cup campaign was short lived. The team started strong with a two goal lead over /toy/ before their lardasses ran out of energy and slumped to a 2-5 comeback defeat. A /h/ team that failed to show up to the game lost 7-0 to the circlejerking elite but the Übermensch of /pol/ swiftly ended their cup dreams with a 2-0 defeat on the third day. On the bright side, /toy/ and /pol/ came second and third respectively.

/soc/ then had their shining moment as of yet in the following Spring Babby Cup. After achieving a record 7 wins in a row, they finally lost in the semi-finals to a cruel injury time /tv/ goal. They still got third place with a comeback in ET vs /x/, and Feet, Vocaroo and Timestamp were given the Golden Boot, Ball and Glove, respectively.

/soc/ were then qualified for the following Summer Cup, and they qualified out of their group tied on points with the eventual champions /wg/. Then they were eliminated by /int/ in the RO16, with the consolation prize of being the only team that got points off the champions.

/soc/'s run in the 2014 Winter Cup was rocky. Losing to /an/ in a match where they just didn't seem to string a good attack, they then were trolled to death by /b/ after initially getting the lead. However due to the group standings /soc/ could still progress if they beat /hr/ by enough, and if /b/ lost to /an/. Feet proceeded to score 4 past /hr/, in a game that ended 4-2, and a late /an/ goal sealed the deal. Then they fell at the hands of the eventual champions, /trv/.

Longtime /soc/ manager Sexcopter then announced that the 2014 Summer Cup would be his last one and recruited a green, longtime /soc/ lurker to learn the ropes as assistant manager and help lead /soc/ to Summer Cup glory. Unfortunately they came across /s4s/'s Cory Baxter who was in the house with brought with him two goals in a 4-2 victory. /soc/ then regrouped together for a pivotal game against a red-hot /asp/ side coming off a great Spring Babby Cup performance and recently: a 2-1 victory against /pol/. It was in this game that /soc/'s Permalurker sobered up enough in the 2nd half to put /soc/ in the lead, followed up by a great steal, and crazy angle goal from Lain Iwakura to finish up a 2-0 victory placing them 2nd in the group. There was much partying.

This now led to a final group match game against a /pol/ side that needed to win to have any change of progressing. The game was an evenly matched encounter, but /soc/ survived with a 0-0 draw, and eliminated /pol/. However, with a draw /soc/ needed an /asp/ draw or loss to advance, unfortunately /asp/ overcame the odds in heartbreaking fashion with two late goals in the final ten minutes of the game to defeat /s4s/ 2-1. Though /soc/ was relegated, it can take solace in the fact that it took with them the defending babby cup champion, and that being relegated required an incredible, clutch performance. The torch has been passed on to new management initiated by fire; the team now looks forward to the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup for a chance of redemption and to get back to the Elite Cup.

That is, if they can just stop circlejerking for 5 minutes to get a decent team together…

Roster

Main article: /soc/ Roster

No. Position Player   GK Timestamp   LB /INTSOC/   CB Brandon   CB Snapchat   RB Milkshakes with 3 Dudes   CMF Skype   CMF USE THE FUCKING CATALOG   LMF Selfie   RMF Lain Iwakura   SS Rate My Cock   SS Vocaroo

No. Position Player   GK Instagram   GK Kik   CB Cumdumpster   CB Contactfag   CB Areacodes   CB Permalurker   LB Lucky Dice Thread   RB Ideal Mate   CMF Maxim   CMF Feet   CMF /sma/utism   DMF Tinder PUA

Chants

To the tune of fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/millwall-chants/we-are-millwall/

No one likes us, no one likes us,
No one likes us, we don't care,
We are Social, super Social,
We are Social, from the Chan...

Rivalries

/soc/ vs /b/
Being a /b/ breakaway, naturally /soc/ considers them as their most fierce rivals. To date, /soc/ has a 1-1-1 record against /b/, consisting of a 2-2 draw, 2-0 win, and 2-1 loss.

Export

2014 Autumn Babby Cup Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/p1ld2f9tzfzwfmw/TEXPORT05.bin

Special Anthems/Goalhorns

(Alternate Anthem) To Die a Virgin (vs /b/, /r9k/ and /adv/): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79gEEgcNuJE

(Alternate Goalhorn) Played when Selfie scores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/ck/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L	None
August, 2011	/adv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L	None
February 12, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Unknown
February 19, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Unknown
March 24, 2012	/m/	Group Stage SBC2012	2-1 L	TITS OR GTFO  88'
March 24, 2012	/y/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Time Line  44'
March 25, 2012	/int/	Group Stage SBC2012	3-0 L	None
May 12, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Alphamale  91'
May 26, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Crush  10', 26'
June 9, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Feet  11' Amazon Wishlist  88'
August 18, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Feet  11'
September 1, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Feet  7', 80'
September 30, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Feet  38'
October 13, 2012	/adv/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-2 D	Feet  18', 76'
October 14, 2012	/gif/	Group Stage ABC2012	5-3 W	Crush  25' Find a Fuck Buddy  64' Feet  73', 89' Haunter  80'
October 20, 2012	/lit/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	Feet  60'
October 20, 2012	/v/	Round of 16 ABC2012	1-0 W	Ultros  36'
October 21, 2012	/vg/	Quarterfinals ABC2012	6-4 L	Vocaroo  9', 69' Feet  90', 100'
December 8, 2012	/v/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 L	None
February 8, 2013	/toy/	Group Stage WC2013	5-2 L	Haunter  42' Vocaroo  50'
February 10, 2013	/h/	Group Stage WC2013	7-0 W	Crush  36' Feet  45+1', 62', 66' Vocaroo  57', 88' Haunter  80'
February 16, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage WC2013	2-0 L	None
April 5, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	Feet  54'
April 14, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Crush  11' Feet  54'
May 4, 2013	/s/	Group Stage SBC2013	4-1 W	Feet  25', 69', 71' Vocaroo  43'
May 10, 2013	/k/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 W	Crush  15' Feet  64' Vocaroo  73'
May 12, 2013	/h/	Group Stage SBC2013	2-1 W	Vocaroo  64' Haunter  90+3'
May 18, 2013	/b/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 W	Vocaroo  68' Feet  88'
May 19, 2013	/o/	Quarterfinals SBC2013	2-1 W	Feet  24', 51'
May 19, 2013	/tv/	Semifinals SBC2013	2-1 L	Feet  12'
May 19, 2013	/x/	Third Place Match SBC2013	3-2 W	Feet  17', 107' Vocaroo  115'
July 12, 2013	/trv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Haunter  43'
July 21, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Haunter  30' Feet  49'
August 16, 2013	/cgl/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Crush  44' Feet  86'
August 18, 2013	/wg/	Group Stage SC2013	3-3 D	Crush  28' Haunter  79', 84'
August 24, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage SC2013	2-1 W	Feet  39' Vocaroo  57'
August 31, 2013	/int/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-1 L	Haunter  66'
September 29, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L	None
October 6, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Vocaroo  47', 57'
January 11, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Feet  8' Vocaroo  11' Haunter  64'
January 25, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Crush  7' Haunter  21' Feet  84'
February 15, 2014	/an/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
February 21, 2014	/b/	Group Stage WC2014	1-2 L	Feet  5'
February 23, 2014	/hr/	Group Stage WC2014	4-2 W	Feet  24', 28', 31', 51'
March 1, 2014	/trv/	Round of 16 WC2014	0-2 L
June 1, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Vocaroo  59'
June 7, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Feet  15'
July 19, 2014	/s4s/	Group Stage SC2014	2-4 L	Vocaroo  6', 77'
July 25, 2014	/asp/	Group Stage SC2014	2-0 W	Permalurker  68' Lain Iwakura  83'
July 27, 2014	/pol/	Group Stage SC2014	0-0 D
October 18, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	Vocaroo  25', 40'
October 24, 2014	/o/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Rate My Cock  41'
October 25, 2014	/lgbt/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Vocaroo  60' Lain Iwakura  81'
November 2, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Trivia

• Despite /b/ being rigged with lower stats in the inaugural 4chan cup, /soc/ finished last in the cup without scoring any goals.
• /soc/ topped Group C in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup via alphabet abuse. Both /soc/ and /wg/ had the same points and equal stats all around, and it wasn't found out until the next season that PES decides who gets the better ranking by the order in which a team's name comes in the alphabet.
• Only /soc/ and /adv/ have managed to get past the group stage of a cup with just 3 points.