/s4s/

/s4s/
The Nicest And Most Polite Team
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/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013 Manager Huey Lewis The News Owner ETi, Inc. IRL Manager DN !!WN64AbCpO6P DescendingBear !!BEf2wCiJp/K carmastrikes !!SlaOZ6azSy+ Team colors Ranking 28 ( 6) Highest rank 22 (Post-Summer '14) Lowest rank 44 (Post-Autumn '13) Top scorer Shrek (16) Top assister Patrick Bateman (12) Captain Patrick Bateman Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 8 6 9 23 34.78%
Biggest win /s4s/  3–0  /3/ 27 October 2013 Biggest defeat /s4s/  0–5  /ic/ 26 April 2014 First match /gd/  3–1  /s4s/ 12 July 2013
Meta information
HEX color DAA520 - :^) Gold Anthem All Star Goal Horn Hip To Be Square Alternate Goal Horn I Need Dubs (2x goal horn) [Start at 14s] Alternate Goal Horn KEK (For Topkek) Nickname [s4s]quatches Shitp4sterS Dubs FC

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Le Purple Palmtree Man   CB Dubs   CB Reply Record   RB Fignewton   LB Donut Man   CMF Shrek   CMF Cory Baxter   AMF Doge   SS [s4s]-Tan   CF Topkek   SS Patrick Bateman

No. Position Player   GK #fortune   GK Walruse   CB :^)   CB Wew   LB My OC   LB Kekkats   RB Nice Grill   RB Ebin   CMF [a/jp]   CMF Le Ruse Bird   CMF New Meme   CMF #rude

Official Matches

See /s4s/ Match History.

Export

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Honors

Individual Honors

Shrek: Golden Boot, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

Cory Baxter: Goal of the Tournament, 2014 4chan Summer Cup

Team Honors

First Place: Thanksgiving Bowl

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."

— DrBorisG

Rivalries

/b/ - Shitposting Derby Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with shitposting, dubs threads, and useless content, but we all know [s4s] is better. The only match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].

1-0-0

/lgbt/ - Check Bowl In this matchup, whoever wins ends up having to check something. [s4s]: Dubs, /lgbt/: WHITE PRIVLIGE, YOU CIS SCUM. /lgbt/ leads the all-time series 1-1-0 against [s4s]'s 0-1-1.

0-1-1