/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev Mako !!DFFmXqNgFKW Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 26 ( 9) Highest rank 9 (August, 2016) Lowest rank 56 (November, 2014) Top scorer Robot9001 (25) Top assister (N/A) Captain >tfwnogf Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 27 11 25 63 42.86%
GF GA GD 114 122 -8
Biggest win /r9k/  5–0  /cm/ 21 October, 2012 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 9th, 2016 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 8 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 2nd, 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem That feel when no girlfriend (Temporary) Goal horn Grand Finale - Forever Alone feat. Alex Theesfield tfwnogf Goal horn >tfw no gf Spaghetti Goal horn Mom's Spaghetti Victory Anthem CRAWLIN'
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.

2017 Spring Babby Cup

• Aesthetics
  
• Tactical Export (2nd deadline)

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK White Knight 2   CB Beta as Fuck 3   CB Normie 4   CB Forever Alone 30   DMF Wizard 6   CMF >tfw no gf 9   AMF Robot9001 16   LWF Devilish 88   SS Sadfrog 22   CF Elliot Rodger 7   RWF Kissless Handholdless Hugless Virgin

No. Position Player 12   GK Greentext 15   CB Stacy 13   CB NEET 10   DMF Chad Thundercock 14   DMF Chad's Tinder 15   LMF Misogynist 17   LMF Pee Pee Poo Poo 18   RMF Roastie 20   RMF Neckbeard 19   LWF Eliza 21   RWF Wagecuck 11   SS Spaghetti

Formations

Will appear eventually.

Rivalries

The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

2-0-2

The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.

0-0-1

Cup History

For earlier history: /r9k/ History

2017 4chan Winter Cup

Match History

Cup Record

Event	W-D-L	Rank
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-1	10th - Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-0-1	2nd
2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-3	24th - Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-3	23th - Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	19th - Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2-1	26th - Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-3	34th - Group Stage
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	21st - Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1-0	11th - Round of 16
2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1-2	26th - Group Stage
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-0-1	3rd
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-1-1	9th - Round of 16
2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-2-1	29th - Group Stage
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD	TBD

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Unknown
February 25, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Unknown
March 23, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
March 24, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 L
March 25, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	54' Kissless Virgin  80' Robot9001
May 12, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
May 16, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
June 2, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-0 L
August 19, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
September 2, 2012	/hr/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	26' Robot9001
September 9, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	22' Robot9001
October 13, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  37' Feito-chan  86' Robot9001
October 19, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 20, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	53', 60' Robot9001  81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	2', 11', 16' Robot9001  25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  77' Sadfrog
October 21, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 W	3-2 W on penalties
October 21, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 W	26', 90+2' Sadfrog  36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-5 L	25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
December 8, 2012	/wg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	80' Robot9001
February 9, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	82' Shores
February 15, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 L
February 17, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	87' >tfw no gf
April 5, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	1', 7' Robot9001
April 13, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	34' Robot9001
May 4, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	61' Robot9001  84' >tfw no gf
May 10, 2013	/u/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 12, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	6' >tfw no gf
September 28, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 W	58' Kissless Virgin
October 5, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 W	2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001  90' Sadfrog
November 16, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	38' Chad Thundercock
November 22, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 L	6' >tfw no gf  21' Robot9001
November 24, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	2', 67', 77' Robot9001  30' Kissless Virgin
January 18, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	47' >tfw no gf  90+' Robot9001
January 26, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	28' Robot9001  44' Kissless Virgin
April 5, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D
April 11, 2014	/g/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D
April 12, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 L
April 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	9' Sadfrog  74' Kissless Virgin
May 30, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	27' Robot9001
June 1, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	42' Sadfrog
October 18, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	85' Sadfrog  90+' Elliot Rodger
October 19, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	24' Sadfrog
October 25, 2014	/out/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	44' Sadfrog
October 31, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
April 24, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	45+' Kissless Virgin  73' Sadfrog
April 26, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	31' Kissless Virgin
May 8, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	26' Kissless Virgin  66' Sadfrog
May 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	35' Kissless Virgin  43' >tfw no gf
October 23, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	32' Sadfrog
October 25, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	45+', 61' Elliot Rodger
October 30, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 W	3' Sadfrog  17' Elliot Rodger  58' Spaghetti
November 1, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	61' Elliot Rodger
November 14, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	3' Elliot Rodger
February 20, 2016	/gd/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	52' Elliot Rodger
February 26, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	76' Robot9001
February 28, 2016	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	3-4 L	28' Failed /g/ Project  42' >tfw no gf  81' Chad
May 6, 2016	/adv/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	16', 64' Sadfrog
May 8, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	5-3 W	9' Elliot Rodger  34', 52', 73' Sadfrog  68' >tfw no gf
May 14, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	5-2 W	5', 34', 90+3', 90+8' Elliot Rodger  63' >tfw no gf
May 21, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-3 W	8' Sadfrog  21', 64', 83' Elliot Rodger  41', 79' >tfw no gf
May 22, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	26' Robot9001  69', 71' Elliot Rodger  81' >tfw no gf
May 22, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-5 L	7' Kissless Virgin
May 22, 2016	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-3 W	6', 35', 76' Elliot Rodger  52' >tfw no gf
August 6, 2016	/s/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 W	6' >tfw no gf  68' Elliot Rodger  90+5' Sadfrog
August 12, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	8-5 W	3' Spaghetti  8', 60' >tfw no gf  34', 81', 86' Elliot Rodger  45+2' Fembot  71' Robot9001
August 14, 2016	/f/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	4-4 D	5' Sadfrog  22', 63' Robot9001  52' Kissless Hugless Virgin
August 20, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-3 L	5' Elliot Rodger  45+1' >tfw no gf
February 11, 2017	/w/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	12' Elliot Rodger
February 17, 2017	/m/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	68' Chad Thundercock
February 19, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
May 12, 2017	/co/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD
May 14, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD
May 20, 2017	/ck/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/m/	Cup Finalists Cup	3-1 W	39' Sadfrog  55' Normalfag  60' Robot9001
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/3/	Cup Finalists Cup	4-3 L	14' Robot9001  17', 44' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/sp/	Cup Finalists Cup	1-2 L	41' Robot9001
02014-09-13September 13, 2014	/sp/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-1 W	41' >tfw no gf  80' Sadfrog
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/hm/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	0-2 W	74' Spaghetti  89' Sadfrog
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/pol/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-1 W	27', 71' >tfw no gf
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/y/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-3 L	78' >tfw no gf  82' Kissless Virgin
02014-11-28November 28, 2014	/diy/	Thanksgiving Bowl	1-0 W	4' Kissless Virgin
02014-11-29November 29, 2014	/u/	Thanksgiving Bowl	1-3 L	34' Sadfrog
02015-01-17January 17, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	13' >tfw no gf
02015-01-23January 23, 2015	/biz/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	78' Elliot Rodger
02015-07-07July 7, 2015	/h/	1.12 Memorial Cup	2-1 W	35' Autoblow 2  41' Wojak
02015-07-08July 8, 2015	/w/	1.12 Memorial Cup	0-1 L
02015-07-10July 10, 2015	/s4s/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
02015-07-18July 18, 2015	/soc/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	30', 52' REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02015-08-21August 21, 2015	/cgl/	Lark's Madness	1-0 L
02016-01-22January 22, 2016	/biz/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-2 W	5' Sadfrog  54' Robot9001  63' Elliot Rodger
02016-01-30January 30, 2016	/h/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	1-1 (6-5 PK) L	60' Elliot Rodger
02016-06-29June 29, 2016	/soc/	Rigging After Dark	2-1 W	11', 90' Elliot Rodger
02017-01-07January 7, 2017	/soc/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
02017-01-14January 14, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	8', 11', 45+1', 87' Elliot Rodger  36' >tfw no gf
02017-01-14January 14, 2017	/jp/	Test Cup V 17.1	1-1 D	53' Elliot Rodger
02017-01-14January 14, 2017	/pol/	Test Cup V 17.1	2-0 W	59' Kissless Hugless Virgin  90+4' Sadfrog
02017-01-15January 15, 2017	/soc/	Test Cup V 17.1	2-0 W	20' Fembot  64' >tfw no gf
02017-01-15January 15, 2017	/ck/	Test Cup V 17.1	3-1 W	16', 45+3' Elliot Rodger  66' >tfw no gf
02017-01-15January 15, 2017	/pol/	Test Cup V 17.1	1-2 L	84' Sadfrog

Team Records

All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.

Goalscorer Table

Pic	Player	Goals
	Robot9001	28
	Elliot Rodger	25
	Sadfrog	21
	>tfw no gf	16
	Japanese Lettuce Hardcore	11
	Kissless Hugless Virgin	11
	Chad Thundercock	3
	Spaghetti	2
	Shores	1
	Fembot	1

Most Goals In A Match

Player	Goals	Opponent	Competition
Elliot Rodger	4	/c/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Top 5 Attendances

Viewers	Opponent	Competition
1756	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup
1430	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup
1410	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup
1328	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
1290	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup