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Goalkeepers
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VACANT
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Many time world champion across many different federations, including the current GFW World Champion. How does he keep doing it?
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Based Fatass
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The self-appointed Face of America and former Universal Champion. Not a very good friend; just ask Chris Jericho or Sami Zayn.
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Krispen Wah
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Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner.
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YA SEE SEFF
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IN THIS BUSINESS
QUITE FRANKLY
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
I AM THE GAME
AND HONESTLY
THE TRUTH IS
(continue for 20 minutes)
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Marty Jannetty
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The not-Shawn Michaels half of The Rockers. He is the poster child for /asp/'s fascination with analyzing the individual members of tag teams and trying to find out which one is destined for stardom, and which one will be left in the dust, AKA the Jannetty.
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Deanetty
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"So I told Dean to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!"
Dean Ambrose's ""wacky"" antics might not be everyone's cup of tea, but there's no denying that his ""unconventional"" skills do get the job done, earning several title runs in his career already. Hopefully such a ""crazy"" guy like him will keep it in check on the field.
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Worked Into a Shoot
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Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
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>airshit
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While the team around him has slowly grown more and more wrestling-centric over time, Airshit still remains a familiar face in the backline of the defense, doing what he can to help the team win with his tacticool genes guiding the influx of new players.
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Tranquilo
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Tetsuya Naito is the leader of Los Ingobernables de Japon, former IWGP Heavyweight Champion, and winner of the 2013 and 2017 G1 Climax tournaments. After being rejected by Japanese fans in favor of Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada, Naito left for Mexico and developed a new laid-back heel persona, departing from his initial clean-cut roots. It's tough to get the guy to give a shit, but if he does, look out.
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Women's """Wrestling"""
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>discussing wrestling
>not just fapping to the Divas
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>according to Meltzer
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Dave Meltzer has been covering professional wrestling in his newsletter the Wrestling Observer for four decades, and is widely considered to be the predominant voice of wrestling journalism. Depending on who you ask, he's either a brilliant writer with a fountain of knowledge or a cuck shill with a huge bias towards New Japan Pro Wrestling. In either case, his banter game is pretty strong, and having studied the industry for as long as he has he (usually) knows what he's talking about.
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Tony Hawk
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When you think of skateboarding, the first thing that comes to mind is how long ago the 90's were. But the second thing that comes to mind is Tony Hawk, one of the pioneers of the sport that brought it into its golden age and made it popular in the first place. While he's been retired from actively competing for quite some time now, he still remains the most famous skateboarder of all time and the icon of the industry.
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THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJAH
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One day, Vince McMahon decided that he really wanted to appeal to India for some reason. So he took the only Indian guy currently on roster, gave him a belt, and poof: Jinder Mahal went from complete jobber to WWE Champion in the span of two months. With the support of 1.3 billion people behind him, the Modern Day Maharaja is ready to take his newfound superstardom to the pitch.
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BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Braun's on the pitch
HE'S NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
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Bork Lazer
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After finally conquering his demons by defeating Goldberg at Wrestlemania and taking the WWE Universal Title, Bork returns to /asp/ the strongest he's ever been, while still dabbling in MMA enough to stay relevant there as well. Suplex city, bitch.
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The Big Dog
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After putting down The Undertaker at Wrestlemania this year, The Big Dog now sets his sights on the other teams in the 4CC. This truly is his yard now.
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Brother Nero
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BROTHER NERO. I KNEW YOU'D COME.
After a long period away from the WWE, the Hardy's returned to a massive ovation at this year's Wrestlemania. It's only a matter of time until they once again become BROKEN and DELETE the competition.
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FUCK THIS COMPANY
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FUCKING WWE
WORST PROMOTION EVER
FUCK THIS COMPANY
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
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Bruce Lee
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Arguably the most famous martial artist who ever lived and a longtime /asp/ regular, Bruce Lee's deft skills with his feet will no doubt come in handy on the field.
Flow like water, my friend.
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6 Stars
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Kazuchika "Rainmaker" Okada is the current IWGP Heavyweight champion and a really, really good wrestler. So good, in fact, that he's had two matches this year alone with Kenny Omega that broke Dave Meltzer's 5 star scale for wrestling matches. He's also yet to turn 30 so who knows how good he'll get in the future?
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CM Phil
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After creative differences forced him out of WWE, Phil "CM Punk" Brooks decided to take up UFC fighting as his next career path.
Needless to say, things did not go well.
Still, Phil remains a veteran presence on the team, and while his popularity may be starting to diminish somewhat, his experience as a member of /asp/'s divegrass squad could prove useful.
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THE GAY COMMUNITY?
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Frequently regarded as one of the best (if not THE best) wrestlers alive today, AJ Styles has been a world champion in every promotion he's ever been in. After putting Smackdown back on the map with solid reigns as both WWE and United States champion, he now looks to join CENAWINSLOL up front and create a dominating one-two punch to bring home the gold to /asp/.
He also has a very devoted following in the gay community.
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CENAWINSLOL
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He is a record tying 13-time WWE champion, 3-time World Heavyweight champion, 2-time Royal Rumble winner, 8-time WWE Slammy Award winner and a numerous time holder of some unimportant championships. He is the most divisive player in WWE and 4CC history. He is the ultimate underdog. Powered by a mixture of sheer willpower and Fruity Pebbles, he is here to add some divegrass trophies to his list of accolades. Who wins LOL? CENAWINSLOL.
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