/sci/ Roster

Will finish when I get my computer

For the main article go to /sci/ As of now nothing here is final.

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No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
34	Stephen Hawking		Gold Glove winner and record holder for saves in a single cup (26), Stephen Hawking is /sci/'s starting goalkeeper and defensive hero. Despite his wheelchair giving him limited mobility, his supreme knowledge of physics allows him to calculate where every shot will land with precision.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—
ℝ	Norman Wildberger		A mathematician that has trascended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
43	Cool Science Facts		"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson	Defenive Fullback	—
21	Homo Engineer		Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.	Defensive Fullback	—
30	mEMe Drive		The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^:	Defensive Fullback	—

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
14	Sun of Fire/Ice		A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?		—
74	Evolutionary Purpose		What's the evolutionary purpose of divegrass?		—
21	>>>/x/		Being serious about black holes or the meaning of life? Not baiting anyone? Well this isn't the board for you, but we do have a great place for you to check out! Head over to this wonderful place, there's alot of people like you over there!	Defenive Fullback	—
6	The product rule remains my specialty		Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.		—
3	Triple Integrals		Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.		—
3	>biology >hard science		Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.		—

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
15	John Von Neumann			Defensive Fullback	—
30	300k starting		>PhD in pure mathematics >300k starting >Any job I want	Defensive Fullback	—
0	Brainlet		Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet		—

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
14	Stupid Questions Thread		Questions that can be answered immediately and that don't need a thread of their own. AKA People asking for help for pre calc.	Box-to-Box	—
17	CERN		Original team founder, this temple of research has been fundamental on the rise of the team to prominence.	Box-to-Box	—
99	Does 0.9999999999999999999999... = 1?		A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.	Defensive Fullback	—
32	1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12			Box-to-Box	—
0	Wolfram Alpha		This search engine has been the saviour of plenty of STEMfags out there that can't afford a Texas Instruments calculator.	Box-to-Box	—
18	Theory (a geuss)		How can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss)	Box-to-Box	—
23	Shinichi Mochizuki		望月新一の安否確認情報 2016年01月12日　06：00現在：　元気にやっています。所在地：　京都府 Safety Confirmation Information for Shinichi Mochizuki As of 12 January 2016, 06:00: I'm doing fine. Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan	Box-to-Box	—

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
8	Carl Sagan		Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.	Goal Poacher	—

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
11	Richard Feynman		The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.	Goal Poacher	—

1	Bill Nye		A man who inspired hundreds of thousands of children around the world during the 90s to be interested in science, who proved science can be entertaining and fascinating, his charismatic approach is well remembered by the now adults he helped inspired. Once the referent of the /sci/ roster, his popularity has steadily decline due to the fact that his opinions on religion and other topics not pertaining to the fields of science have made the board become disenchanted towards him. Nevertheless, his presence has not been forgotten on the team and fanbase, so whenever he scores a goal, fans will never hesitate to chant his name.
Goal Poacher	—	No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
10	Nikola Tesla		The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Thankfully we can shitpost about his nationality as a balancing point.	Box-to-Box	—

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