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/vp/ Roster

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The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

No. Name Position Picture Description
1 Gotta Catch 'Em All
  GK
Gotta Catch 'em All.png ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
12 Smogonsword
  GK
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One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal.

Starting Roster

No. Name Position Picture Description
2 Proud of its Power
  CB
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His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
5 John Gamefreak
  CB
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The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
3 Tentaquil
  DMF
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Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
21 BURASTO BAAN
  LMF
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With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega-

LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!

19 IT'S YA BOI
  RMF
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"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"
17 Masuda
  CMF
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Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

11 WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
  CMF
Wow!
9 Citizen Snips
  CMF
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Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
8 Miror B.
  AMF
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SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon >XD. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

10 Fug Captain
  CF
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fug

Substitutes

No. Name Position Picture Description
15 Trumpets
  CB
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Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
14 REMOVE GENIES
  CB
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They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
16 Release it
  CB
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Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way.
4 Vargozma
  DMF
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Stop posting on /vp/
18 No Es Fake
  DMF
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ES HADA
22 Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
  LMF
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I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

P.S: Ash is a loser

6 Serebii.net
  LMF
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If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
11 Toppu Kekku
  CMF
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The Island Guardian of /vp/ who graces the metagame with his presence. But still we all wonder that maybe one day, tapus will be removed.
13 GET IN THE BAG
  RMF
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
20 Punished Bird
  CMF
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Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well.
7 >implying owls are birds
  CMF
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"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds