The players representing /vp/'s football team.
Only players currently on the roster are shown.
Goalkeepers
No.
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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1
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Gotta Catch 'Em All
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ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
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12
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Smogonsword
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One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal.
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Starting Roster
No.
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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2
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Proud of its Power
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His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
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5
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John Gamefreak
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The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
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3
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Tentaquil
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Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
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21
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BURASTO BAAN
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With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega-
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
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19
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IT'S YA BOI
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"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"
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17
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Masuda
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Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
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11
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WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
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Wow!
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9
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Citizen Snips
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Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
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8
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Miror B.
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SALSA!
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon >XD. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
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10
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Fug
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fug
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Substitutes
No.
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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15
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Trumpets
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Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
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14
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REMOVE GENIES
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They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
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16
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Release it
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Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way.
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4
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Vargozma
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Stop posting on /vp/
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18
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No Es Fake
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ES HADA
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22
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Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
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I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
P.S: Ash is a loser
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6
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Serebii.net
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If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
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11
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Toppu Kekku
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The Island Guardian of /vp/ who graces the metagame with his presence. But still we all wonder that maybe one day, tapus will be removed.
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13
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GET IN THE BAG
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
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20
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Punished Bird
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Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well.
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7
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>implying owls are birds
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"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls
>birds
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