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/vp/ Roster
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The players representing /vp/'s football team.
| Released | Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starting Roster
| Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(19.07.2024) | |
| 400 |
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Gotta Catch 'em All |  |
ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
You'll buy them all anyway. |
0 | |
| 718 |
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Fully Recovered Zygarde |  |
>start game
>zygarde hands you a phone |
0 | |
| 54 |
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Masuda |  |
Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." |
2 | |
| 109 |
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>fanfic meta |  |
The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | 0 | |
| 251 |
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MISTA MERRIKU |  |
"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ ＧＡＩＪＩＮ ＴＯ ＢＵＹ ＯＵＲ ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ ＢＡＧＵＳＵ ＩＮ ＡＮＵＳ ＦＯＲ ＴＷＥＮＴＹ ＦＯＵＲ ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！" | 0 | |
| 386 |
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Tentaquil |  |
Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | 6 | |
| 9 |
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Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak |  |
Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
P.S: Ash is a loser |
2 | |
| 383 |
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WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING |  |
New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | 14 | |
| 272 |
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Miror B. |  |
SALSA!
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. |
62 | |
| 452 |
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Citizen Snips |  |
Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | 66 | |
| 384 |
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Fug 
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fug | 81 |
Substitutes
| Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(12.05.2024) | |
| 377 |
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OMP OMP OMP |  |
⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ | 0 | |
| 448 |
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Proud of its Power |  |
His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | 0 | |
| 645 |
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Landorus at Home |  |
A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks. |
0 | |
| 83 |
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HOUSEWIFE'd |  |
Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. | 0 | |
| 83 |
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John Gamefreak |  |
AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | 0 | |
| 1017 |
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Ex-Champion Kiki |  |
cucked by an orange | 0 | |
| 999 |
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Best Pokégirl |  |
Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. |
1 | |
| 959 |
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>75 |  |
>Furret is stronger | 0 | |
| 1 |
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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO |  |
D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...! KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO |
0 | |
| 164 |
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>implying owls are birds |  |
"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls >birds |
6 | |
| 13 |
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Specs Weedle |  |
So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. | 1 | |
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It's Me, Nemona! |  |
You! Me! Battle! Yes?! | 0 |
Released Players
| Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(22.07.2023) | |
| 64 |
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THAT ONE TREE |  |
JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | 0 | |
| 278 |
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Trumpets |  |
Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | 3 | |
| 82 |
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? Post ELO |  |
? Post ELO | 0 | |
| 477 |
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Grandma Dusknoir |  |
Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma |
0 | |
| 234 |
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Stantlerchads |  |
Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | 1 | |
| 663 |
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Bravest Bird |  |
Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 |
19 | |
| ? |
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World Champion Ash |  |
He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. | 19 | |
| 964 |
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Dolphin Quest |  |
What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! | 0 | |
| 43 |
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ababor |  |
>oddish used ababor!
your bro sucks shit |
0 |
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