User:Skywelker

/vr/ tester.

If you want to contact me, you should try: skywelkertests@gmail.com, I check it every day.

Detailed Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
89	Powerglove			You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action.	Defensive Goalkeeper
70	7000 Skeletons			Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons.	Offensive Goalkeeper
29	CRT			Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to cover the goal up, in fact.	-

Center Backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
94	Kirby			Small, pink, devours his opponents. While not tall enough to intercept crosses, Kirby still plays a crucial defensive role.	-
82	Vectrex			A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but to this day it still has a fanbase.	-
4	Greedy Reseller			Scum. The bane of video game collecting, all these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them.	-
52	Osamu Sato			He was not only the main designer, but also made the music for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator.	-
12	MAME			While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games.	-
66	AERIS DIES			OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history.	-
7	Tim Follin		-	An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware.	-

Defensive Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
88	Kinaman88		-	A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid.	Anchor Man
2	Cockroaches			Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be becareful when buying stuff.	Anchor Man
0	Nwabudike Morgan			"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan	Anchor Man

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
50	Pat Lawlor			Video game and pinball machine designer.	Classic N°10 Weighted Pass
99	Stick Straw			One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man.	Classic N°10 Weighted Pass
10	Tre/vr/			The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games.	Classic N°10 Weighted Pass
8	Gunpei Yokoi			One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. Died a tragic death in 1997.	Classic N°10 Weighted Pass
5	NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just doesn't want to use /v/.	Classic N°10 Weighted Pass

Attacking Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
13	>filters			Absolutely disgusting.	Hole Player Mazing Run Marseille Turn One-Touch Pass
41	Vile			This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder.	Hole Player Mazing Run Marseille Turn One-Touch Pass

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
3	Kacho Arino			Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games.	Creative Playmaker Trickster Mazing Run One-Touch Pass Weighted Pass Captaincy
6	My Dad			My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!	Super-Sub

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
93	Doomguy			WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME!	Goal Poacher Long Ranger Long Range Drive Acrobatic Finishing First-Time Shot

Player Statistics

Medals

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	17	18	3	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	17	8	10	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Vectrex	0	0	0	Active	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
Segata Sanshiro	0	0	0	Active	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
>filters	15	3	5	Temporarily demoted	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
7000 Skeletons	2	0	0	Demoted	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	17	1	1	Sacked	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Others

Name	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Gunpei Yokoi	-	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
>ebay	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Stick Straw	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Cockroaches	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Notable retired players

Name	Picture	In-game	Description
Cockroaches			Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be becareful when buying stuff.
Vile			This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder.
Nwabudike Morgan			"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Tre/vr/			The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games.
NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just doesn't want to use /v/.
Pat Lawlor			Video game and pinball machine designer.
Stick Straw			One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man.

Reserves Cup Roster (not final)

No. Position Player 97   GK Marina Lightyears 1   CB 9999999 in 1 52   CB Childhood Crush 2   LB Can't Remember 88   RB Spyro 50   DMF PaRappa 13   DMF ROM Hacks 91   RMF SkiFree Yeti 96   LMF YU-NO 90   AMF Washed-up 90s Furry Mascot 93   CF Zeke

No. Position Player 85   GK Bowser 86   GK Metal Slime 14   CB Sayger 99   CB Rocket 16   CB Input Lag 9   CB Airman 56   LB Tre/vr/ 94   RB Earthbound 10   DMF Pat Lawlor 8   DMF Fiolina 3   DMF Stick Straw 72   SS Cockroach Console