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/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!
Roster
- Main article: /ck/ Roster.
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Exports
PES 2017
Spring Onions 2018 [updated Aesthetics coming soon]
Lattte Macchiato with Mothers Milk
actual real aesthetics we goodlooking now
Autumn 2016
Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip
- For the Summer Cup 2015 (Last PES15): http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip
- 2015 Winter Cup: (Last PES14) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip
- FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip
Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem
Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]
Kits
Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively
Away kits.
Results
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
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| May 12, 2017 |  /u/
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Group Stage SBC2017 | 2-1 L | Fast Food Autism  74'
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| May 14, 2017 |  /co/
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Group Stage SBC2017 | 1-2 L | British "Food" 86'
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| May 20, 2017 |  /r9k/
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Group Stage SBC2017 | 3-1 L | 'Go 'Za 59'
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| October 13, 2017 |  /fa/
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Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers | 3-2 W | Perfect Coffee 21', 53', 81'
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| October 14, 2017 |  /a/
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Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers | 0-4 L | |
| October 15, 2017 |  /wsg/
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Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers | 2-3 L | /ck/ Challenge 19' Perfect Coffee 64'
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| October 27, 2017 |  /fit/
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Group Stage ABC2017 | 1-6 L | Fast Food Autism 37'
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| October 29, 2017 |  /p/
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Group Stage ABC2017 | 1-2 L | Perfect Coffee 51'
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| November 4, 2017 |  /o/
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Group Stage ABC2017 | 0-5 L |
Team History
- For earlier history: /ck/ History
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
/ck/ were drawn into Group D with /r9k/, /u/ and /co/ in what looked to be the most anticipated group of the cup. The team hoped to continue the momentum of last cup's rout over /i/, but forgot that /i/ were now Fetus-bound. /u/ were first to put the knife to /ck/. Though Fast Food Autism gave /ck/ a lifeline with a 74th minute equalizer, Homucifer's quick response sent /ck/ crashing back to Earth. An early goal by Doom in the /cock/ derby looked to seal /ck/'s fate within the first weekend, until the completely unknown >British """food""" scored from nowhere with just four minutes remaining. Unfortunately, /co/ had been blessed with RNGesus's Fetus boost and Hope Corgi decided that all would be well for them. His injury time matchwinner not only confirmed /ck/'s relegation, but finally promoted /co/.
/ck/ had only one goal in mind going into their final match with /r9k/: Avoid the Fetus. /r9k/ scored early and all looked bleak for /ck/. Things just got worse when one of the /r9k/ players dropped a pocketful of spaghetti in the penalty box just prior to another attack. Both Cast Iron Skillet and Shitty Roommate were caught in two minds: Get the spaghetti and clear the ball. Both ended up deciding to clear the ball, and as such, Shitty Roommate kicked the ball into Cast Iron Skillet's face, they both slipped on the spaghetti, and /r9k/ tapped the loose ball into the empty net.
Well, at least things couldn't get worse, right?
'Go 'Za managed to put the ball into the net early in the second half to give /ck/ a glimmer of hope. With time running out, /r9k/ went on another attack. Vertical Recipe managed to intercept a pass to Elliot Rodger and decided to play it safe by passing it back to Cast Iron Skillet. Sadly, he hadn't cleaned the spaghetti sauce off of his boots at halftime, so as he tried to control the ball, he slipped on the smear and could only watch as the ball rolled into the empty net. The goal cemented /ck/'s place in the upcoming Fetus cup, and also cemented their second "Biggest spaghetti moment" award.
Rivalries
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| The Nutrition Derby This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day... |
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Goal Scorers
| Player | Goals |
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| Nachos | 62* |
| Pink Himalayan Salt | 34 |
| Perfect Coffee | 21 |
| /ck/ Challenge | 8 |
| Fast Food Autism | 5 |
| Masaokis** | 4 |
| Forcaccia** | 4 |
| Alton Brown** | 2 |
| Cock Sauce | 2 |
| Irish Stew Autist** | 1 |
| Gordon Ramsay | 1 |
| Fridge Ketchup | 1 |
| Sukiyaki** | 1 |
| Tikka Masala** | 1 |
(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players
Honors
- 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
- 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
- 2015 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
Individual Honors
- 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
- 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars
Awards
- 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed
- 2015 4chan Winter Cup: Best Dressed
Trivia
- The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
- /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
- /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
- /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
- /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
- /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
- /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
- This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup
- /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.
- So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in two cups (Summer 13 and Winter 15).
- /ck/ has finished in the top 3 of elite cups more than any other team.
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