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Since the dawn of time (Jan. 25, 2010), anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, 6 years after the teams founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.
HYP FOR SUMMER KNOCKOUTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kT9ahek3xU
/sci/ now has a discord! Join it at https://discord.gg/5HTgdFF so we can bully you mercilessly about your degree.
- RGB Colors: Cobalt Blue (0, 71, 171), Ventablack (0,0,0), Dwarf Star White (255,255,255)
Lineup
Main Article: /sci/ Roster
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Reserves: /sci/ Reserves
Team photo
Music Corner
- Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
- Goalhorn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
- Goalhorn - Richard Feynman Richard Feynman playing bongos
- Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad!
- Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
- Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song
Tactics
Go away.
Exports (Summer Cup 2017)
Match History
Main Article: /sci/ History
Official Matches
Note: | Matches in Gray have been nullified. |
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Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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February 11, 2012 | /d/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | ||
February 18, 2012 | /vp/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Feynman 12', 56' Missingno. 24' Dicks 44' |
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March 11, 2012 | /x/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-3 L | ||
March 23, 2012 | /r9k/ | Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Nye 66' | |
March 24, 2012 | /mlp/ | Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Nye 88' | |
March 25, 2012 | /pol/ | Group Stage SBC2012 | 2-1 W | Feynman 58' Dawkins 76' |
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March 31, 2012 | /gif/ | Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012 | 1-0 W | Nye 23' | |
March 31, 2012 | /n/ | QF SBC2012 | 3-0 W | Nye 14', 67' >biology >hard science 75' |
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March 31, 2012 | /3/ | SF SBC2012 | 1-2 L | Nye 75' | |
March 31, 2012 | /d/ | Third Place SBC2012 | 2-2 (4-3) W | Feynman 50', 90' | |
April 21, 2012 | /g/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 7-3 W | Cox 2', 37', 52', 56', 81' Nye 77' Troll Science 90+1' |
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May 12, 2012 | /pol/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Sagan 85' | |
June 2, 2012 | /fit/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Nye 61' Sagan 89' |
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July 13, 2012 | /int/ | Group Stage SC2012 | 0-5 L | Video | |
July 14, 2012 | /k/ | Group Stage SC2012 | 3-4 L | Nye 33', 57', 90+3' | |
July 15, 2012 | /mu/ | Group Stage SC2012 | 2-2 D | Thorium 75' Nye 89' |
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September 2, 2012 | /lit/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | Nye 17' Tesla 20' |
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September 8, 2012 | /co/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | ||
September 29, 2012 | /wg/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-7 L | Nye 37' | |
October 13, 2012 | /f/ | Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-1 W | Nye 13', 36', 45' Sagan 55' |
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October 13, 2012 | /cgl/ | Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-1 W | Nye 65' Feynman 88' |
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October 19, 2012 | /trv/ | Group Stage ABC2012 | 1-1 D | Epicurus 59' | |
October 20, 2012 | /mlp/ | Round of 16 ABC2012 | 2-3 L | Nye 6', 51' | Video |
December 22, 2012 | /3/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Nye 6', 63' | |
February 9, 2013 | /int/ | Group Stage WC2013 | 1-2 L | Lazy Greek 37' | |
February 15, 2013 | /vg/ | Group Stage WC2013 | 2-1 W | Bill Nye 35' Aquatic Hamster 72' |
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February 17, 2013 | /fit/ | Group Stage WC2013 | 2-3 L | Nikola Tesla 45+1' Epicurus 88' |
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February 17, 2013 | /lit/ | Group Stage SBC2013 | 1-2 L | Bill Nye 43' | |
February 19, 2013 | /ck/ | Group Stage SBC2013 | 1-0 W | Not Science 23' | |
February 19, 2013 | /f/ | Group Stage SBC2013 | 0-2 L | Video | |
July 12, 2013 | /co/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Bill Nye 3', 37' | |
August 17, 2013 | /co/ | Group Stage SC2013 | 1-2 L | Nikola Tesla 29' | Video |
August 23, 2013 | /ck/ | Group Stage SC2013 | 1-5 L | Nikola Tesla 3' | |
August 25, 2013 | /pol/ | Group Stage SC2013 | 1-0 W | Bill Nye 73' | Video |
September 21, 2013 | /y/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | Video | |
September 29, 2013 | /diy/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Bill Nye 21' | Video |
November 16, 2013 | /cm/ | Group Stage ABC 2013 | 1-1 D | Bill Nye 14' | Video |
November 22, 2013 | /tg/ | Group Stage ABC 2013 | 1-4 L | Nikola Tesla 24' | Video |
November 24, 2013 | /vr/ | Group Stage ABC 2013 | 3-2 W | Richard Feynman 6' Bill Nye 54' Nikola Tesla 67' |
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January 12, 2014 | /an/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | Carl Sagan 6', 23', 87' Bill Nye 84' |
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January 19, 2014 | /cm/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Carl Sagan 54' Bill Nye 64' |
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April 5, 2014 | /u/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0 D | Video | |
April 11, 2014 | /c/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | Video | |
April 13, 2014 | /vp/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Richard Dawkins 50' | Video |
April 19, 2014 | /vg/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Carl Sagan 3' Nikola Tesla 35' |
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May 30, 2014 | /tv/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Nikola Tesla 68' | Video |
June 1, 2014 | /r9k/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Nikola Tesla 63' | Video |
October 18, 2014 | /soc/ | Group Stage ABC 2014 | 4-2 W | Nikola Tesla 11', 65' Richard Feynman 54' Bill Nye 75' |
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October 24, 2014 | /m/ | Group Stage ABC 2014 | 2-1 W | Richard Feynman 50' Bill Nye 66' |
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October 31, 2014 | /o/ | Group Stage ABC 2014 | 1-1 D | Nikola Tesla 10' | Video |
November 2, 2014 | /lgbt/ | Group Stage ABC 2014 | 4-1 W | Carl Sagan 36' Nikola Tesla 51' Richard Feynman 66' Sun of Fire/Ice 81' |
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November 8, 2014 | /t/ | Round of 16 ABC 2014 | 1-1 W (3-2 pen.) | Richard Feynman 22' | Video |
November 9, 2014 | /n/ | Quarter Final ABC 2014 | 1-0 L | Video | |
February 13, 2015 | /ic/ | Group Stage WC 2014 | 0-0 D | Video | |
February 15, 2015 | /s/ | Group Stage WC 2014 | 2-2 D | Richard Feynman 59' Bill Nye 68' |
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February 21, 2015 | /diy/ | Group Stage WC 2014 | 4-2 W | Richard Feynman 30' Triple Integrals 47', 90+' Nikola Tesla 83' |
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February 28, 2015 | /s4s/ | Round of 16 WC 2014 | 3-0 L | Video | |
July 31, 2015 | /gd/ | Group Stage SC 2015 | 1-4 L | Richard Feynman 62' | Video |
August 2, 2015 | /s4s/ | Group Stage SC 2015 | 1-4 L | Bill Nye 8' | Video |
August 8, 2015 | /mu/ | Group Stage SC 2015 | 1-2 L | Richard Feynman 62' | Video |
October 23, 2015 | /cgl/ | Group Stage ABC 2015 | 0-1 L | Video | |
October 30, 2015 | /hr/ | Group Stage ABC 2015 | 3-3 D | Carl Sagan 4' Bill Nye 14' Richard Feynman 18' |
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November 1, 2015 | /diy/ | Group Stage ABC 2015 | 5-0 W | Richard Feynman 29', 38', 45+', 76' Carl Sagan 65' |
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November 7, 2015 | /sp/ | Group Stage ABC 2015 | 0-0 D | Video | |
May 7, 2016 | /tg/ | Group Stage SBC 2016 | 2-2 D | Richard Feynman 37' Shinichi Mochizuki 59' |
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May 13, 2016 | /biz/ | Group Stage SBC 2016 | 0-4 L | Video | |
May 15, 2016 | /g/ | Group Stage SBC 2016 | 0-1 L | Video | |
April 28, 2017 | /trv/ | Group Stage SBCQ 2017 | 1-1 D | Shinichi Mochizuki 73' | Video |
April 29, 2017 | /co/ | Group Stage SBCQ 2017 | 2-1 L | Shinichi Mochizuki 37' | Video |
April 30, 2017 | /pol/ | Group Stage SBCQ 2017 | 2-2 D | Richard Feynman 6', 53' | Video |
May 12, 2017 | /n/ | Group Stage SBC 2017 | 2-2 D | Shinichi Mochizuki 4', 80' | Video |
May 14, 2017 | /his/ | Group Stage SBC 2017 | 4-3 L | Sun of Lava/Ice 25', 45+2', 79' | Video |
May 20, 2017 | /mlp/ | Group Stage SBC 2017 | 1-0 W | Shinichi Mochizuki 19' | Video |
July 29, 2017 | /m/ | Group Stage SC 2017 | 3-3 D | Richard Feynman 30' Sun of Lava/Ice 45+2' Shinichi Mochizuki 62' |
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August 4, 2017 | /tg/ | Group Stage SC 2017 | 1-3 W | Carl Sagan 16' Does 0.999...=1? 23' Sun Of Lava/Ice 33' |
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August 6, 2017 | /vp/ | Group Stage SC 2017 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki 27', 90+0' | Video |
August 12, 2017 | /f/ | Round of 16 SC 2017 | 1-0 W | GauB 36' | Video |
August 13, 2017 | /lgbt/ | Quarter Finals SC 2017 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki 50' | Video |
February 16, 2018 | /gd/ | Group Stage WC 2018 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki 18' | Video |
February 18, 2018 | /jp/ | Group Stage WC 2018 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki 63', 73' | Video |
February 24, 2018 | /o/ | Group Stage WC 2018 | 3-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki 16', 33' Richard Feynman 81' |
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March 3, 2018 | /vr/ | Round of 16 WC 2018 | 3-1 W | Triple Integrals 29' Shinichi Mochizuki 73' Carl Sagan 80' |
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March 4, 2018 | /u/ | Quarter Finals WC 2018 | 0-3 L | Video | |
July 27, 2018 | /fit/ | Group Stage SC 2018 | 2-1 W | Triple Integrals 10' Richard Feynman 15' |
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July 29, 2018 | /pol/ | Group Stage SC 2018 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki 4' Sun of Lava/Ice 10' |
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July 27, 2018 | /sp/ | Group Stage SC 2018 | 2-1 W | Norman Wildberger 36' Spectrum 86' |
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August 8, 2018 | /r9k/ | Round Of 16 2018 | 3-0 W | Richard Feynman 16' Shinichi Mochizuki 29, 83' |
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Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 15, 2013 | /trv/ | Tottoric Up Quarterfinals | 3-3 (4-5) L | Bill Nye 58, 72' Nikola Tesla 120+1' |
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October 12, 2013 | /lit/ | 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 0-3 L | ||
October 12, 2013 | /trv/ | 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 0-1 L | ||
October 13, 2013 | /n/ | 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 4-0 W | Niels Bohr 4', 76' Richard Feynman 14, 89' |
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October 13, 2013 | /int/ | 2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals | 2-2 (4-5) L | Enrico Fermi 4' Richard Feynman 102' |
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October 13, 2013 | /pol/ | 2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff | 2-1 W | Niels Bohr 5' | |
November 2, 2013 | /c/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16 | 3-2 L | Chernobyl 9' Dead Bill Nye 54' |
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September 13, 2014 | /pol/ | Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16 | 0-2 L | ||
January 14, 2015 | /biz/ | 2015 Antares Memorial Cup First Round | 4-3 W | Dick Scobee 55' Ronald McNair 74' Willie McCool 88' Does 0.999 = 1? 98' |
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January 14, 2015 | /diy/ | 2015 Antares Memorial Cup Quarterfinals | 1-3 W | Dick Scobee 44', 88' Willie McCool 84' |
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January 15, 2015 | /biz/ | 2015 Antares Memorial Cup Semifinals | 1-2 L | Ronald McNair 15' | |
January 15, 2015 | /o/ | 2015 Antares Memorial Cup Third Place Match | 2-1 W | Dick Scobee 10', 19' | |
January 18, 2015 | /diy/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Dick Scobee 21' | |
January 24, 2015 | /g/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Willie McCool 23' | |
July 10, 2015 | /soc/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Nikola Tesla 20', 68' | |
July 12, 2015 | /x/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | ||
August 22, 2015 | /a/ | Lark's Madness | 0-2 L D | ||
January 23, 2016 | /k/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
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August 19, 2017 | /r9k/ | Golden Spoon Cup Group D | 2-6 L | Shinichi Mochizuki 13', 50' Richard Feynman 16', 40', 81' Spectrum 90+0' |
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August 20, 2017 | /tg/ | Golden Spoon Cup Group D | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki 27' Triple Integrals 65' |
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August 26, 2017 | /pol/ | Golden Spoon Cup Group D | 6-1 L | ?? ??' | |
December 12, 2017 | /woah/ | Omega Cup 2017 Round Of 128 | 2-0 W | Shinichi Mochizuki 2' Carl Sagan 12' |
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December 14, 2017 | /ck/ | Omega Cup 2017 Round Of 64 | 0-2 L |
/sci/ Promo Videos
- Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo
- Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo
- Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo
- 2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo
- 2015 Winter Cup Promo
- 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo
- 2015 Summer Cup promo
All time scoring table
Player | Goals |
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Bill Nye | 37 |
Richard Feynman | 20 |
Shinichi Mochizuki | 18 |
Nikola Tesla | 16 |
Carl Sagan | 11 |
Sun of Lava/Ice | 6 |
Brian Cox | 5 |
Triple Integrals | 3 |
Epicurus | 2 |
Richard Dawkins | 2 |
Norman Wildberger | 1 |
Spectrum | 1 |
>biology >hard science | 1 |
Does 0.9999 = 1? | 1 |
GauB | 1 |
Troll Science | 1 |
Aquatic Hamster | 1 |
Not Science | 1 |
Thorium* | 1 |
Bold - Still active
Italic - Retired
- Note - Thorium was not a GK at the time of his goal.
Honours
As a team:
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Third Place |
2012 4chan Summer Cup |
At least you tried award |
2015 Antares Memorial Cup |
Third place |
Individual:
2012 4chan Summer Cup
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All-Star 2nd Team |
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves) |
2018 4chan Winter Cup
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Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters) |
Rivalries
The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory. |
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The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/. |
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Trivia
- /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
- Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only two recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with a rather lackluster 5 clean sheets.
Cup History
Event | W-D-L | Rank |
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-2-1 | 3rd place |
2012 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1-2 | 19th place - Group Stage |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1-1 | 9th place - Round of 16 |
2013 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0-2 | 16th place - Group Stage |
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-0-2 | 19th place- Group Stage |
2013 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0-2 | 23rd place - Group Stage |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1-1 | 21st place - Group Stage |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1-2 | 30th place - Group Stage |
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-1-1 | 5th place - Quarterfinals |
2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-2-1 | 14th place - Round of 16 |
2015 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0-3 | 31st - Group Stage |
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2-1 | 24th place - Group Stage |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 26th place - Group Stage |
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0-0 | No export presented - forfeit. |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 0-2-1 | 8th place - Group Stage |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1-1 | 18th - Group Stage |
2017 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1-1 | T-6th place - Quarterfinals |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0-2 | 8th place - Quarterfinals |
2018 4chan Summer Cup | 3-0-0 | TBD |
2019 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-0 | TBD |
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