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| Civilization ends at the New York border
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| /ne/ - New England
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| Founded
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1620
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| Manager
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Bill Belichick
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| Owner
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The Kennedys
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| IRL manager
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t. Winky
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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CC0000
Red Sox Red
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| Top scorer
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Bahston (9)
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| Top assister
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Dunkin Donuts (New England runs on Dunkin)
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| Captain
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Dunkin Donuts
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| Website
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/ne/ - New England
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| Nickname
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New Englanders
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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Roster
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Position
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Player
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Saint Brady
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Yale
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The Big Dig
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Rhode Island is (not)a real state
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Harvard
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L. L. Bean
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Dunkin Donuts
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USS Constitution
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Bahston
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Bernie Would Have Won
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WASP
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Position
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Player
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Florida
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Clam Chowder
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Lobstah
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Wicked
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The Kennedys
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Red Sox
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Maple Syrup
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Martha's Vineyard
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Nor'easter
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Moxie
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Hartford Whalers
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College Hockey
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Roster Description
| Player |
>de scription
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| Bahston |
100x better than the cesspool that is New York City.
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| WASP |
"Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?"
-Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
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| Dunkin Donuts |
Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it.
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| L. L. Bean |
Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
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| Saint Brady |
THE G.O.A.T.
Who's deflated now, Goodell?
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| Florida |
A colony set up by New England to store their old people.
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| Yale |
It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
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| The Big Dig |
$22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY
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| Rhode Island is (not)a real state |
South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins.
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| Harvard |
The GOAT University
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| Bernie would have won |
"IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
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| USS Constitution |
Old Ironsides, the oldest ship in service anywhere in the World.(No Britain, HMS Victory doesn't count it's not even afloat)
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| Clam Chowder |
If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
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| Lobstah |
Best enjoyed on a roll
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| Wicked |
Slang for "awesome"
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| The Kennedys |
They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_;
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| Red Sox |
People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April.
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| Nor'easter |
Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real.
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| Maple Syrup |
That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
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| Moxie |
The national drink of New Hampshire. Depending on who you ask it either tastes like pure joy or raw sewage.
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| Hartford Whalers |
Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
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| College Hockey |
It's a big fucking deal, man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash?
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| Martha's Vineyard |
The President of the United States' permanent vacation home.
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Export for AGL2
https://www.mediafire.com/file/bsc1ryjnnnrugir/NE%20Export%28AGL%29.rar
Please put us on preset 2 with subs by ability. At 65' sub whoever the fuck you want who isn't a medal.
Match History
| Multinational Bowl |
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