Pos.
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No.
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Name
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Face
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Description
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Height
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55
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King of Gets
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After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
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180
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13
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You're Waifu
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Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.
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185
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20
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Anone Anone
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How do you get the best possible advantage of the other teams players? studying their play? sneaking around their training ground? Wrong, you make a player who is biologically part of the player, from their very own cell system. Our adorable little platelet girl will patch up the many wounds of the team, and look cute whist doing so.
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185
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23
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'That'
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It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
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175
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8
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Kyon-kun Denwa
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Every /a/non has asked the same question at some point: Why does she sit like that? Never mind that the answer is obvious and always the same, some things simply must be done. Hopefully, this leaves the opponent floundering as they ponder about such a question. Whatever happens, there will be hurt butts after a match ends.
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180
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69
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Semen Demon
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Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
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180
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9
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KUBOOOOOOO
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Still thriving off of his hay day of trolling anime fans with his Bleach twists, the legend has returned with not only a one-shot, but a spot on the /a/ roster. We hope that our good friend Tite Kubo will just simply troll the opposition into a loss....there a problem?
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185
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66
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Inferno Cop
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Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
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176
|
|
18
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Meguca
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Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
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175
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19
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Papa Bones
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Taking time off his merciless antics of killing factions for his own leadership benefits in Yggdrasil, the ol' boney boy is back on the /a/ team so that hey may wreak havoc on the opposition with his countless magic boosts. Rumors have it that Albedo has already got the "Ainz /a/ kit" body pillow on order.
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180
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|
14
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Nice Boat
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Wow, that's a really nice boat
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180
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|
12
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W I D E F A C E
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If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.
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189
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