User:Skywelker
/vr/ team stuff, will be put on the detailed roster page
Player Statistics
Medals
| Name | Matches played | Goals scored | Assists | Status | Career |
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| Doomguy | 21 | 19 | 3 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
Kacho Arino 
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21 | 8 | 10 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
| Vectrex | 4 | 1 | 0 | Active | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - |
| Segata Sanshiro | 4 | 1 | 1 | Active | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
| >filters | 15 | 3 | 5 | Temporarily demoted | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
| 7000 Skeletons | 2 | 0 | 0 | Demoted | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies |
| Vile | 17 | 1 | 1 | Sacked | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
Others
| Name | Goals scored | Assists | Status | Career |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gunpei Yokoi | - | 2 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
| >ebay | - | 1 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
| Stick Straw | - | 1 | Retired | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
| Cockroaches | - | 1 | Retired | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
Notable retired players
| Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| Cockroaches | 
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Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be becareful when buying stuff. |
| Vile | 
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This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder. |
| Nwabudike Morgan | 
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"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan |
| Tre/vr/ | 
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The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games. |
| NOT RETRO | 
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From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just doesn't want to use /v/. |
| Pat Lawlor | 
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Video game and pinball machine designer. |
| Stick Straw | 
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One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man. |
Detailed Roster
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 89 | Powerglove | 
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You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action. | - |
| 70 | 7000 Skeletons | 
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Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons. | - |
| 99 | Doc Louis | 
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Left-backs
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 94 | Kirby | 
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Small, pink, devours his opponents. While not tall enough to intercept crosses, Kirby still plays a crucial defensive role. | - |
| 12 | MAME | 
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While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games. | - |
Right-backs
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 4 | Greedy Reseller | 
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Scum. The bane of video game collecting, all these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them. | - |
| 66 | AERIS DIES | 
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OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history. | - |
Center-backs
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 52 | Osamu Sato | 
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He was not only the main designer, but also made the music for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator. | - |
| 41 | Megaman | 
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| 7 | Tim Follin | 
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- | An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware. | - |
| 88 | Kinaman88 | 
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- | A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid. | - |
Defensive Midfielders
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 29 | CRT | 
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Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to cover the goal up, in fact. | - |
| 2 | Virtual Boy | 
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| 1 | Banjo | 
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Center Midfielders
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 3 | Kacho Arino | 
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Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games. | - |
| 8 | Gunpei Yokoi | 
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One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. Died a tragic death in 1997. | - |
| 5 | Bubsy | 
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| 10 | Vectorman | 
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Attacking Midfielders
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 13 | >filters | 
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Absolutely disgusting. | - |
| 82 | Vectrex | 
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A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but to this day it still has a fanbase. | - |
Second Strikers
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 6 | My Dad | 
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My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired! | - |
Center Forwards
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description | Cards |
| 93 | Doomguy | 
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WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME! | - |