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There's always next year!*
/shorks/ - San Jose Sharks
Founded 1991 Manager Peter DeBoer Owner Hasso Plattner IRL manager XEon8x Team colors Chat color 164C82 Deep Pacific teal Top scorer () Top assister () Captain TBD Website /shorks/ - San Jose Sharks Nickname Sharkies
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Seek & Destroy Victory Anthem Rock'n Roll All Night Goal horn Y'all Ready For This
Kits

Roster

Soon™

* "Next year" never fucking comes.