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/asp/ Roster
Revision as of 22:43, 26 May 2014 by Spotmonkey (talk | contribs)
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Goalkeepers
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Black Ref | 
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Nothing gets past Black Ref. He'll disqualify your shit if you so much as think about trying any dirty tactics. | — | ||
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Mark Nutt | 
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Great Britain's greatest archer, best known for representing Britain in the London 2012 game and for his catchphrase "Suck my Nutt". He gained mainstream popularity after being featured in the Roosterteeth Let's Play of the London 2012 game. | — | ||
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Bad News Barrett | 
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I know your striker wants to get forward and score some goals, BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. | — |
Defenders
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>Longboarding | 
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>implying Longboarding is as good as skateboarding | P06 | ||
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Shovelman | 
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The sexy badass rebel COO of WWE, known as the Shovelman, is here to bury the opposition defence and get his wins back. After all, it is best for business. | — | ||
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BEEG | 
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The largest athlete in all of sports, when he isn't crying like a bitch his talent at knocking people the fuck out will be useful for keeping opposing offences in check. | — | ||
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NOT /ASP/ | 
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THIS SPORT IS NOTHING TO DO WITH /ASP/. I DON'T CARE IF THE MODS SAY IT'S ALLOWED AND THAT PEOPLE SAY IT IS ACTUALLY A SPORT, THEY'RE WRONG. | P06 | ||
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Diva Pics | 
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>discussing wrestling >not just fapping to Divas |
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Airshit | 
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He is the tactical genius behind /asp/'s tactics and formations after spending all his time doing Airsoft. | — | ||
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Krispen Wah | 
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Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner. | — | ||
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CM Phil | 
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This outspoken player is known for his talent when it comes to his in-ring and promo work. When he isn't criticizing both the /asp/ and 4CC management, breaking kayfabe and suddenly walking out of training he can be a worthy player for the team. | — | ||
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Pipebomb | 
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What is the best martial art to practice? Pipebomb. How do i defend myself from muggers? Pipebomb. Whatever your martial art question the answer is, and always will be, Pipebomb. | P06 | ||
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Lord HEMA | 
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HEMA stands for Historical European Martial Art, a form of martial art where the usage of weapons such as swords and shields is used in historical battle reenactments. Lord HEMA is here to show the peasantry how to fight like a man. | P06 |
Midfielders
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Bones Jones | 
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Jon "Bones" Jones is the youngest champion in UFC history, has held the UFC Light Heavyweight Title for over 2 years and is considered by many as the best Light Heavyweight fighter in the world. He is now hoping to expand his list of achievements by playing divegrass for /asp/. | Playing Style: Box-to-Box
S10 | ||
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FUCK THIS COMPANY | 
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FUCKING WWE WORST PROMOTION EVER FUCK THIS COMPANY SEE YOU NEXT WEEK |
Playing Style: Hole Player
P02, S06 | ||
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Rodney Mullen | 
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The best skateboarder in the world today, he may not be as widely known as Tony Hawk, but his talents on the board will be useful for /asp/. | Playing Style: Box-to-Box
P05, P06, S10 | ||
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Bork Lazer | 
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The man who conquered The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania, known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas and conquer the streak at Wrestlemania may come in handy for /asp/ in future 4chan Cups. Did we mention he conquered The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania? | Playing Style: Box-to-Box
P05, P07, S11 | ||
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American Dragon | 
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After getting screwed out of his WWE title reigns, The Dazzler took a serious turn. In his chase for revenge the American Dragon was unleashed upon the WWE. With the entire /asp/ fanbase behind him, he is here to prove his worth for the team. | Playing Style: Hole Player
P01, P02, P03, S05 | ||
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Ethan Carter III | 
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P02 | ||
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BOlieve | 
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You can achieve the impossible, you just need to pronounce it "I'm Possible". You can do anything you want to do, you just have to BOlieve! | Playing Style: Hole Player
P02 | ||
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Bruce Lee | 
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The legendary martial artist is here to provide agility and strength to the /asp/ midfield. | Playing Style: Box-to-Box
S10 | ||
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Mirko Cro Cop | 
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Considered to be one of the best martial artists in history, Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović is famous for his fearsome kicking ability. A saying amongst the martial arts community is "right leg, hospital. left leg, morgue". With this ability he is a dangerous addition to the /asp/ midfield. | Playing Style: Box-to-Box
S10 |
Attackers
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CENAWINSLOL | 
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He is an 11-time WWE champion, 3-time World Heavyweight champion, 2-time Royal Rumble winner, 7-time WWE Slammy Award winner and a numerous time holder of some unimportant championships. He is the most divisive player in WWE and 4CC history. He is the ultimate underdog. Powered by a mixture of sheer willpower and fruity pebbles, he is here to add some divegrass trophies to his list of accolades. Who wins LOL? CENAWINSLOL. | Playing Style: Goal Poacher
P02, P03, S08, S09, S19 |