I had a dream where I lost my phone at a hospital so i was looking for it and this really fat black guy walked up to me saying
ses
and pulled the plug on someone's life support

This is how elite cup winners have performed in subsequent tournaments. Green indicates the team stayed elite and red indicates the team was relegated.

Cup	Team	Result	Placement
Winter 2012	/a/	Loser's Round 1	15th
Summer 2012	/k/	Quarter Finals	6th
Winter 2013	/sp/	Winners	1st
Summer 2013	/sp/	Round of 16	12th
Winter 2014	/wg/	Quarter Finals	7th
Summer 2014	/trv/	Group Stage (4th)	28th
Winter 2015	/mu/	Group Stage (3rd)	23rd
Summer 2015	/tg/	Round of 16	16th
Winter 2016	/mlp/	Round of 16	15th
Summer 2016	/fit/	Round of 16	12th
Winter 2017	/mlp/	Group Stage (3rd)	18th
Summer 2017	/fit/	Group Stage (3rd)	26th
Winter 2018	/lgbt/	Group Stage (4th)	21st
Summer 2018	/u/	Group Stage (4th)	32nd
Winter 2019	/vg/	Semi Finals	4th
Summer 2019	/gd/	Group Stage (4th)	26th
Winter 2020	/cm/	Quarter Finals	6th
Summer 2020	/pol/	Group Stage (3rd)	?

List of Cup Winning Goals

Cup	Scorer	Goal #	Score
Summer 2011	Gorespammer (?')	?	/a/ 3–0 /ck/
Winter 2012	Ruger 9mm (33')	3	/k/ 2–1 /sp/
Spring 2012	Gundam RX-78-2 (71')	9	/m/ 4–2 /3/
Summer 2012	Tony Reali (4')	1	/sp/ 4–0 /int/
Autumn 2012	Spacecat (55')	1	/wg/ 5–1 /r9k/
Winter 2013	Torres (75')	3	/sp/ 3–2 /toy/
Spring 2013	Tracy (13')	2	/mlp/ 4–0 /tv/
Summer 2013	Cunt Destroyer (105+')	10	/wg/ 2–1 /mu/ (a.e.t.)
Autumn 2013	Kinder Eggs (5')	2	/toy/ 2–0 /fa/
Winter 2014	Sven Scandiboo (14')	1	/trv/ 2–0 /a/
Spring 2014	Doompaul (108')	3	/pol/ 2–1 /fa/ (a.e.t.)
Summer 2014	Talentless Hack (30')	6	/mu/ 2–0 /hr/
Autumn 2014	The Fappening (67')	3	/b/ 2–1 /e/
Winter 2015	Doomrider (47')	8	/tg/ 1–0 /h/
Spring 2015	Capeshit (5th penalty kick)	N/A	/tv/ 2(5)–2(4) /co/ (a.e.t.)
Summer 2015	>rape (74')	7	/mlp/ 2–1 /g/
Autumn 2015	Want Some Chips? (55')	7	/out/ 3–2 /int/
Winter 2016	Zyzz (118')	6	/fit/ 4–3 /u/ (a.e.t.)
Spring 2016	Shin Getter Robo (16')	8	/m/ 3–1 /vr/
Summer 2016	>rape (45')	12	/mlp/ 5–2 /o/
Autumn 2016	Autism (29')	7	/jp/ 3–1 /p/
Winter 2017	Scooby (99')	8	/fit/ 3–1 /mu/ (a.e.t.)
Spring 2017	Alfred Kinsey (4')	8	/lgbt/ 2–0 /n/
Summer 2017	Ace (88')	1	/lgbt/ 2–0 /u/
Autumn 2017	>tfw no gf (73')	5	/r9k/ 2–1 /x/
Winter 2018	Science Babies (10th penalty kick)	N/A	/u/ 3(10)–3(9) /mlp/ (a.e.t.)
Spring 2018	ENF (63')	6	/e/ 4–2 /soc/
Summer 2018	Git Gud (13')	3	/vg/ 3–1 /sp/
Autumn 2018	Hitler (3')	4	/pol/ 2–0 /his/
Winter 2019	Minimalism (71')	3	/gd/ 3–2 /3/
Spring 2019	/i/rene (57')	3	/i/ 3–1 /c/
Summer 2019	Kaworu Nagisa (31')	9	/cm/ 5–1 /pol/
Autumn 2019	Real Traveller™ (109')	6	/trv/ 3–1 /out/ (a.e.t.)
Winter 2020	Epstein didn't Kill Himself (7')	6	/pol/ 2–0 /vg/
Spring 2020	Futa/Alternative (120+0')	5	/d/ 1–0 /wsg/ (a.e.t.)
Summer 2020	Akkarin (120+0')	2	/u/ 3–2 /c/ (a.e.t)

Never Made an Elite Top 4

Team	Founded
/aco/	Spring 2018
/adv/	Summer 2011
/asp/	Autumn 2013
/bant/	Spring 2018
/biz/	Autumn 2014
/co/	2012 Winter
/d/	2012 Spring
/f/	Spring 2012
/his/	Spring 2016
/i/	Autumn 2014
/jp/	Winter 2012
/p/	Spring 2016
/r9k/	Spring 2012
/sci/	Spring 2012
/tv/	Summer 2011
/vr/	Autumn 2013
/wsg/	Autumn 2013
/y/	Spring 2012