/cascadia/

Cascadia, the regions of British Columbia, Washington, and Oregon forming together to make their own nation. We are one, raise the Doug!

/cascadia/
We Are One
/cascadia/ - Cascadia
Founded 1813 Manager Thomas Jefferson IRL manager McBob Team colors Extra team colors Chat color 085D05 Fresh Douglas Fir Green Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /cascadia/ - Cascadia Nickname The Dougs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem O' Cascadia Goal horn Cascadia Washington Goalhorn Smells Like Teen Spirit Oregon Goalhorn Louie Louie British Columbia Goalhorn 2011 Vancouver Canucks Playoff Entrance Song
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 1 GK The Doug 2 LB The REAL Columbia 3 CB Cascadia derby 4 CB Stumptown 5 RB The Rain City 6 DMF Beautiful British Columbia 7 LMF Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT 8 RMF Cascade Mountains 9 LWF This is Grunge 10 CF Protest everything everyday 11 SS Join the Sasquatch Militia

No. Position Player 12 GK Tim's Potato Chips 13 GK >Vaughncouver 14 LB Columbia Sportswear 15 LB Tillamook Cheese 16 CB Taking a day trip to Victoria BC 17 CB Seattle Freeze 18 RB Fuck USA! 19 RB Portlandia 20 LMF Whistler Blackcomb 21 LMF You have died of dysentery 22 RMF CAFF 23 RMF Everyday is a hiking day

Roster Description

Player	Description
The Doug	The true official name of Cascadia's flag.
The REAL Columbia	What could have been the name of Washington, until the fuckers in DC complained it would confuse the two "states" -So much easier then Washington and Washington DC...
Cascadia Derby	The best 3* teams of the MLS play in Cascadia, Who can stop us? Nobody! -*You have to get good eventually Whitecraps
Stumptown (O)	Named for the amount of stumps left over from land growth in Portland. Now used for their booming coffee businesses.
The Rain City (W)	Seattle's secondary nickname based on all the rain they get. -Just don't come here during Summer, it really downpours everyday "wink"
Beautiful British Columbia (B)	British Columbian's really want to know it's really Beautiful to the point it's on their license plates.
Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT	Waiting for that one earthquake that will end us all tbh.
Cascade Mountains	Most of the volcano's are here. Please don't wake them up Juan.
This is Grunge (W)	God the 80's and 90's were a trip, sure would be a shame if I got depressed and pulled a shotgun on myself...
Protest Everything Everyday (W)	Rent too high? Protest! Hate plastic bags ruining the environment? Protest! Protest? Protest!
Join the Sasquatch Militia	Comes with a free Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and all the ORE rations you can eat. -Mmm Octopus!
Tim's Potato Chips (W)	Goat chip company. Big fan of the Hawaiian BBQ one.
>Vaughncouver (B)	Imagine being the best team of the season and getting blown out game 7 at home -I'd fucking drunk riot as well.
Columbia Sportswear (O)	This is the main clothes to stay warm during the cold. -which is almost every single day
Tillamook Cheese (O)	Weird name, awesome dairy products. Try to get there early so you can watch them make the cheese in person.
Taking a day trip to Victoria BC (B)	A rare beautiful day has arrived. Gonna take a boat trip on a lark.
Seattle Freeze (W)	Seattleites don't like non Seattleites in a "I want to get to know you" way. Find a friend somewhere else, pal.
Fuck USA!	The rest of the USA are a bunch of gun totting, red hat wearing, pieces of shit. But it's nice and comfy here -Can you fuck off already?
Portlandia (O)	Sketch comedy show based in Portland. Lasted 8 seasons, won 4 Emmys.
Whistler Blackcomb (B)	British Columbia's proud ski resort. Also hosted 2010 Winter Olympic sports.
You have died of dysentery (O)	Come out west on the Oreg- Oops, you died of Dysentery. F.
CAFF	Cascadia Association Football Federation. USA may have a terrible soccer team, but at least these guys can fucking win!
Everyday is hiking day	No matter what the weather may be. If its daylight, it's time to hike! -Do watch out for cougars and bears though