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Cascadia, the regions of British Columbia, Washington, and Oregon forming together to make their own nation. We are one, raise the Doug!
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Roster Description
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| The Doug | The true official name of Cascadia's flag. |
| The REAL Columbia | What could have been the name of Washington, until the fuckers in DC complained it would confuse the two "states" -So much easier then Washington and Washington DC... |
| Cascadia Derby | The best 3* teams of the MLS play in Cascadia, Who can stop us? Nobody! -*You have to get good eventually Whitecraps |
| Stumptown (O) | Named for the amount of stumps left over from land growth in Portland. Now used for their booming coffee businesses. |
| The Rain City (W) | Seattle's secondary nickname based on all the rain they get.
-Just don't come here during Summer, it really downpours everyday "wink" |
| Beautiful British Columbia (B) | British Columbian's really want to know it's really Beautiful to the point it's on their license plates. |
| Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT | Waiting for that one earthquake that will end us all tbh. |
| Cascade Mountains | Most of the volcano's are here. Please don't wake them up Juan. |
| This is Grunge (W) | God the 80's and 90's were a trip, sure would be a shame if I got depressed and pulled a shotgun on myself... |
| Protest Everything Everyday (W) | Rent too high? Protest! Hate plastic bags ruining the environment? Protest! Protest? Protest! |
| Join the Sasquatch Militia | Comes with a free Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and all the ORE rations you can eat.
-Mmm Octopus! |
| Tim's Potato Chips (W) | Goat chip company. Big fan of the Hawaiian BBQ one. |
| >Vaughncouver (B) | Imagine being the best team of the season and getting blown out game 7 at home
-I'd fucking drunk riot as well. |
| Columbia Sportswear (O) | This is the main clothes to stay warm during the cold.
-which is almost every single day |
| Tillamook Cheese (O) | Weird name, awesome dairy products. Try to get there early so you can watch them make the cheese in person. |
| Taking a day trip to Victoria BC (B) | A rare beautiful day has arrived. Gonna take a boat trip on a lark. |
| Seattle Freeze (W) | Seattleites don't like non Seattleites in a "I want to get to know you" way. Find a friend somewhere else, pal. |
| Fuck USA! | The rest of the USA are a bunch of gun totting, red hat wearing, pieces of shit. But it's nice and comfy here
-Can you fuck off already? |
| Portlandia (O) | Sketch comedy show based in Portland. Lasted 8 seasons, won 4 Emmys. |
| Whistler Blackcomb (B) | British Columbia's proud ski resort. Also hosted 2010 Winter Olympic sports. |
| You have died of dysentery (O) | Come out west on the Oreg- Oops, you died of Dysentery. F. |
| CAFF | Cascadia Association Football Federation. USA may have a terrible soccer team, but at least these guys can fucking win! |
| Everyday is hiking day | No matter what the weather may be. If its daylight, it's time to hike!
-Do watch out for cougars and bears though |