/usa/

Brace yourselves for freedom.

/usa/
In Burger We Trust
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776 Manager Joe Biden Owner Our greatest allies IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color B22234 Old Glory Red Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+) Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+) Captain Captain America Website /usa/ - United States Of America Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 4 9 17 23.53%
GF GA GD 31 41 -10
Biggest win /usa/  4–1  /fed/ September 1, 2018 Biggest defeat /usa/  1–5  /gre/ September 21, 2019 First match /usa/  5–4  /ussr/ September 3, 2016
Team music
Anthem I BELIEVE Goal horn The Warrior Song Alternate goal horn Victory
Kits

Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Secretary Howard 60   LB Greatest Ally 20   CB Burgers 77   CB Bald Eagle 12   RB Tom Brady 27   CMF Florida Man 45   CMF Two Scoops 46   CMF Ridin' with Biden 10   LWF The American Messi 19   RWF Captain America 50   CF 2x World War Champs

No. Position Player 2   GK 2nd Amendment 23   LB Air Jordan 40   CB Most American Gif 59   CB Syria Was Asking For It 80   CB Miracle On Ice 3   RB Babe Ruth 76   DMF The Original Brexit 86   CMF Nuke 'em 47   CMF Michael Wilson 55   CMF Alex Jones 26   CMF Ron Swanson 7   RWF Andrew Jackson

Roster Description

Player	Description
Secretary Howard	Fifteen fucking saves.
Burgers	America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
Bald Eagle	The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the defense with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
Florida Man	Florida Man Clears Soccer Ball
Greatest Ally	Greatest ally, where is burger?
Tom Brady	7(SEVEN) RINGS (also: is a Florida Man now)
Captain America	The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
Two Scoops	Two scoops, two impeachments, one term, zero Twitter accounts. KWAB.
The American Messi	PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
Ridin' with Biden	Stop speaking malarkey and get in, loser.
2x World War Champs	We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
2nd Amendment	SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Most American Gif	Google it. You won't be disappointed!
Syria Was Asking For It	Talk shit, get hit.
Miracle On Ice	Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
Michael Wilson	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA
Alex Jones	Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
Ron Swanson	History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
Nuke 'em	It worked for Japan, why not try it on a hurricane?
Air Jordan	Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team. Too busy winning real rings to bother with Mickey Mouse rings.
Babe Ruth	I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big.
The Original Brexit	>britbongs STILL mad
Andrew Jackson	Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.

Match History

Only real country to play in every Multinats, get fucked Yuropoors

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 3, 2016	/ussr/	Multinational Bowl 1	5-4 W	2x World War Champs  5', 11', 18' Andrew Jackson  42' Donald Trump  89'
September 4, 2016	/ne/	Multinational Bowl 1	4-4 D	Donald Trump  14' 2x World War Champs  37', 45', 70'
September 9, 2016	/ARS/	Multinational Bowl 1	1-1 D	Andrew Jackson  9'
September 10, 2016	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 1	1-5 L	2x World War Champs  45+'
September 1, 2017	/pak/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-2 L	Andrew Jackson  48'
September 3, 2017	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 2	0-3 L
September 8, 2017	/iww/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-2 L	2x World War Champs  9'
August 24, 2018	/aus/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-0 D
August 25, 2018	/ex-yu/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-3 L
August 31, 2018	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-0 W	2x World War Champs  41'
September 1, 2018	/fed/	Multinational Bowl 3	4-1 W	Michael Bay  5' Freedom Ain't free. :DD  92' 2x World War Champs  105' Andrew Jackson  118'
September 2, 2018	/mn/	Multinational Bowl 3	3-1 W	2x World War Champs  3' Freedom Ain't free. :DD  81' Donald Trump  87'
September 2, 2018	/pak/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-1 L
September 2, 2018	/rome/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-3 L	2x World War Champs  11'
September 21, 2018	/gre/	Multinational Bowl 4	1-5 L	Freedom Ain't free. :DD  77'
September 27, 2018	/hoenn/	Multinational Bowl 4	1-3 L	2x World War Champs  18'
September 29, 2018	/nk/	Multinational Bowl 4	3-3 D	The American Messi  7' Nuke 'em  45' Donald Trump  86'

"Rivalries"

Some countries think they're better than us. They are wrong. Sometimes so wrong they don't exist anymore.

Also some traitors broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, Michigan is a shithole, so is Vermont, and holy fucking shit dude /tsab/? That's not even a real country that's some lesbo anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?

Exports

Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of
Go to our sections on these pages for later exports