Old /vr/ manager, now kit maker with a 3-2-6 cup record.
You can try to contact me at skywelkertests@gmail.com or the thread, but I don't really look at it.
Player Statistics
Medals
Others
Goalkeepers
These are cup games only, no friendlies.
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Matches played
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Saves
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Most saves
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Saves/Games
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Clean sheets
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Conceded
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Most Conceded
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Conceded/Games
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Status
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| Powerglove
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10
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22
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6
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2,2
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3
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17
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3
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1,7
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Active
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| 7000 Skeletons
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4
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10
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4
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2,5
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1
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10
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4
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2,5
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Active
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| CRT
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1
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2
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2
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2
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1
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0
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0
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0
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Moved to the outfield
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Invitationals
| Name
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Goals scored
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Assists
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| Doomguy
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2
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0
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Kacho Arino 
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1
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1
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| Vile
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1
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0
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| Gunpei Yokoi
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0
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2
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/vr/ Kits
Classic kit made by Mauled, now with fixed short sleeves
/vr/ History (WIP)
2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Doomguy  12', 90+'
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Deagle Brand Deagle 17'
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 49'
Zergface 58'
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Manager: GoldenComrade
The team's first official match. The first half was mostly uneventful after /vr/ took an early lead and dictated the pace of the game. In 5 minutes, the unthinkable happened. An off-target /k/ shot bounced off of the crossbar and hit Powerglove in the back and rolled in for a goal for /k/, tying the game 1-1 at the half, /vr/ with many shots and /k/ with 1 shot total and 0 on-target. It all went to hell in the second half where shots kept being saved by StoppanPower while Powerglove let in 2 more. In the dying minutes of the game, Doomguy managed to get a consolation goal, making the game end in a 3-2 loss. Fortunately, all recordings of this shameful display have been lost when Hashd.tv went down.
Kacho Arino 22'
Doomguy 67'
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Relentless Fletchling 12', 33'
No Moves 40'
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Manager: GoldenComrade
First game against rivals /vp/. Their onslaught ran out of steam by the end of the first half, but at that point /vr/ was down by 2 goals. In the second half, all that Doomguy could do was get us a consolation goal to try and save face, but to no avail. /vr/ not only lost a rivalry game, but both of their first official games and were the only provisional to do so, making the team a target of many greentexting that will plague us as long as the cup exists.
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
>filters 10'
Doomguy 22', 86'
Kacho Arino 87'
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>Blender 8', 90+'
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Manager: Skywelker
/vr/'s first ever official win. After conceding rather quickly, >filters made sure to equalize just as quickly. With Doomguy scoring another one in the first half, and an intense, but seemingly goalless second half, it seemed the game would end in a close 2-1. With less than 5 minutes left, both Doomguy and Arino managed to score. Instead of a 4-1, we got a 4-2, as >Blender managed to follow up his own blunder and score for /3/. Just enough time was left for another attack and so /vr/ went to look for a 5th goal, but Nwabudike Morgan's blooter was off-target and as the ball left the pitch, the whistle was blown and the match was over.
| Doomguy 45+', 63'
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Smokey the Bear 48'
Urbex 61'
Ranger Smith 66'
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Manager: Skywelker
After /vr/ tasted what victory was like, they wanted to make sure defeat would never happen again. For this reason, the team pulled back both silver players >filters and Vile to make the defense impenetrable. This backfired in a way that wasn't expected. /out/ trained 2 of their players to do nothing but keep Doomguy and Arino in check, and with the other star players way back, /vr/ had a hard time attacking, barely getting one goal in the first half. Then many attempts were turned into counter-attacks by /out/, who went on to score 2, only to get a reply from Doomguy again. Then Ranger Smith put in a third for /out/ and that's the story of how /vr/ lost another game.
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
>filters 9'
Kacho Arino 20', 58'
Doomguy 27', 39', 54'
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Manager: Skywelker
Recipe for RIPPING AND TEARING:
1 piece of Rookie manager
1 piece of Host known for rigging
1 huge guts
a handful of vertebrae
Put on a football pitch in broad daylight in company of a team starving for a win and watch for 90 minutes. Enjoy!
Manager: Skywelker
After one of /gd/'s star player was suspended in their previous game, they were an attacker short. To compensate for this, they put a third defensive midfielder in. The 8-man defense combined with the fact that the host accidentally ignored both teams instructions for the entirety of the first half led to this atrocity. It's worth noting that despite /vr/ was the more offensive team and /gd/ more focused on defense, in the game the roles were switched. Thankfully, Powerglove came through and saved the day as well as 6 shots.
| Doomguy 7'
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Yoko Littner 8', 18', 71'
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Manager: Skywelker
The long legged beauties of /e/ turned out to be real dribbling queens and skipped past the /vr/ defense left and right. By the time the team came up a set of long-ball tactics that looked promising, it was already the last 10 minutes of the game.
Kacho Arino 4'
Doomguy 41'
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Manager: Skywelker
This game was the team's first do or die moment. Either beat a not live managed (as a donkey ate the internet cables in the /ic/ manager's village), but nonetheless dangerous team and secure your place in the Babby Cup or face failure. The team prepared with a slight change to the formation, putting in one more defender than usual. This worked out well, as the /ic/ shots were all from bad angles or weak due to the tight defense and the offense was enough to score 2 on /ic/ in the first half without reply. The second half was a lot more quiet with no more goals scored by either team. Then the whistle was blown and /vr/ not only won a match, but a ticket to the Autumn Babby.
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
| Doomguy 13', 69'
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Creed 5', 43'
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Manager: Skywelker
The first game in a real cup against former elites /tg/, who fell from grace in the previous Summer Cup. The outcome of the game was never a question if the /vr/ defense could stop Doomrider, but rather if Doomguy could keep up with Creed's pace and genius. /tg/ took an unexpected early lead only 5 minutes in, but Doomguy quickly tied it up. In the last few minutes of the first half /tg/ was able to make the game 2-1. Even though the /tg/ defense was on their game, Doomguy had tricks of his own and took a long range shot in the cover of the tallest /vr/ player, Stick Straw, which caught the /tg/ keeper off-guard, tying the game once again.
Kacho Arino 18'
Doomguy 42', 83'
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Manager: Skywelker
The team used an incredibly aggressive setup, which caught /cm/ off-guard. In the first half, /cm/ almost had 4 times as many shots as /vr/, but only one of them was on target, whereas /vr/'s 2 shots were both on target and deadly. In the second half /cm/ changed their mentality and went on to take fewer, but more accurate shots, but to no effect. This is the only game where then 3rd goalkeeper CRT was able to play, and did a solid job, getting a clean sheet. With one more run, Doomguy was able to score another goal in the 83rd minute and the game ended 3-0.
| Doomguy 62', 78'
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Richard Feynman 5'
Bill Nye 54'
Nikola Tesla 67'
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Manager: Skywelker
The last game in the group stage, /sci/ opened with an all-out-attack set of tactics, as anything short of a win by 3 would have had them relegated. /sci/ took the lead very early in the game after cutting into the box and sneaky pass. After many failed attempts to equalize the, the first half ended with /vr/ having many shots, but none of them target, /sci/ with a few, but deadly strikes. Early in the second half, /sci/ scored yet again from a fast run past the defenders and hope seemed to fade away when in the 62nd minute, something fantastic happened. A pass from Arino chipped an opposing defender and was about to roll out of bounds when Doomguy, inches before the ball would have left the pitch, put the ball between the post and two confused /sci/ players, scoring a goal, then literally RIPPING AND TEARING through the net. Even though /sci/ quickly scored a third, hope was renewed and /vr/ went on a relentless march. >filters who has been keeping the midfield in check all game long put in great effort to take the ball up the wing, cut in and give an assist to a Doomguy who was deep in the box, waiting for an opportunity to score his second goal of the game. Although /vr/ lost, with this last goal the team topped the group and sent /sci/ to the bottom of it.
| Kacho Arino 41'
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Alfred Kinsey 28', 73'
Slutty Bisexual 38'
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Manager: Skywelker
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Rivalry records
/v/
| Played
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W-D-L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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| 1
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0-0-1*
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3
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3
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0
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/vp/
| Played
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W-D-L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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| 2
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1-0-1
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3
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3
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0
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