Group A of the 2022 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/n/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
6
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/tv/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
4
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/h/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
9 |
-4 |
4
|
/o/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
6 |
-3 |
3
|
/n/ v /h/
Background:
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train Ball: Park The Ball
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28 January 2022, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 556 Refs: Swagtron, Robocop, Drone, UniBear
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WE GAAN 5', 71' 90's Rigid MTB 16' I Like Trains 56' Skyking 86', 90+0'
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9' Dangerous Day
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Assists
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Skyking 5', 16' I Like Trains 71' WE GAAN 86', 90+0'
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9' Faceless Fatguy
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Kit:
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Airport General Mk XIX |
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Step 1: Ban Cars |
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Train Simulator Bitch |
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Take Me Back |
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Forever Shinkansen |
71' |
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Public Transhit |
67' |
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WE GAAN |
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90's Rigid MTB |
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I Like Trains |
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Memebike |
67' |
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Skyking |
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Substitutions:
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>a circular runway |
67' |
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Loop uf Death |
67' |
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Commieblock |
71' |
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Manager:
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Incest |
67' |
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Leg-lock |
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Blowjob Face |
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Dangerous Day |
67' |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Mind Break |
76' |
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Asuka |
56' |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat the Cock |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Substitutions:
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H*nd H*lding Vanilla Sex |
56' |
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Heart Pupil |
67' |
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Delicious Flat Chest |
67' |
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Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Skyking (/n/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
51
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49
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Shots (on target)
|
13
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5
|
(12)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
3
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1
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Free Kicks
|
1
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0
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Passes (made)
|
134
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120
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(114)
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(105)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
85
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88
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Crosses
|
10
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3
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Interceptions
|
11
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5
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Tackles
|
5
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4
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Saves
|
1
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7
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|
/o/ v /tv/
Background:
Stadium: Daytona Beach Ball: WAT Racing Spare Tire
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28 January 2022, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 620 Refs: Toucan, Toucan, Aussie
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Twingo 33', 80'
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10' Brendan Fraser
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Assists
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Manuel Transmisión 33'
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10' FOR YOU
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Kit:
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Black Ice Tree |
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Squids |
71' |
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I Know What I Got |
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>another fucking crossover |
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God Machine |
71' |
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Scotty Kilmer |
71' |
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Boobaru |
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Manuel Transmisión |
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Miata |
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Twingo |
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Takumi |
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Substitutions:
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WAT Racing |
71' |
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[COOL VIBRATIONS] |
71' |
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Tonight on /o/ |
71' |
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Manager:
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Kit:
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Annie! Meesa Has High Ground! |
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Days Until Avatar 2 |
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Absolute and Utter State of Dr. Who |
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Gul Dukat |
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Let the Hajis Hit the Floor |
71' |
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Kinoplex Robert |
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I'm Gonna Say it |
71' |
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Real Human Being |
71' |
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Sheev |
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FOR YOU |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Substitutions:
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Watch it Chrissy |
71' |
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Lynched |
71' |
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What About his Tax Policy |
71' |
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Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Twingo (/o/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
62
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|
38
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Shots (on target)
|
9
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|
5
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(7)
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(2)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
2
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(0)
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|
(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
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|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
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|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
162
|
|
92
|
(146)
|
|
(74)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
90
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|
80
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
3
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Interceptions
|
7
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|
7
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Tackles
|
2
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|
4
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Saves
|
3
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4
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/n/ v /o/
Background:
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
|
30 January 2022, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 532
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Skyking 10', 33', 77'
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Assists
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I Like Trains 10' WE GAAN 33'
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Kit:
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Airport General Mk XIX |
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Old Steel Ten Speed |
77' |
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Train Simulator Bitch |
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Take Me Back |
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Steel is Reel |
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Blimp Train |
77' |
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Baconrider |
77' |
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WE GAAN |
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90's Rigid MTB |
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I Like Trains |
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Skyking |
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Substitutions:
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Cager Rage |
77' |
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/tram/ |
77' |
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Forever Shinkansen |
77' |
|
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Manager:
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Kit:
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Black Ice Tree |
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Shitbox |
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I Know What I Got |
77' |
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Burgerking |
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Fiero w/ Bodykit |
77' |
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Manuel Transmisión |
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Scotty Kilmer |
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GM BTFO |
66' |
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Miata |
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Twingo |
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Takumi |
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Substitutions:
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Tonight on /o/ |
66' |
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Fast Wheel Drive |
77' |
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God Machine |
77' |
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Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Skyking (/n/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
5
|
(6)
|
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(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
109
|
|
141
|
(96)
|
|
(124)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
88
|
|
88
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Crosses
|
3
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
2
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
3
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|
3
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|
/h/ v /tv/
Background:
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|
30 January 2022, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 629
|
Can't Beat the Cock 45+0' Oh Bother 78'
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21' Brendan Fraser 24' Kinoplex Robert
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Assists
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Faceless Fatguy 45+0' Liru 78'
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21' Watch it Chrissy 24' FOR YOU
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Oh Bother |
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Leg-lock |
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Ahegao |
72' |
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Asuka |
72' |
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H*nd H*lding Vanilla Sex |
72' |
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Mind Break |
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Thinking Man's Fetish |
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Liru |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Can't Beat the Cock |
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Substitutions:
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Blowjob Face |
72' |
83' |
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Stopman |
72' |
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Violated Heroine |
72' |
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Manager:
|
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Kit:
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Annie! Meesa Has High Ground! |
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Rick Deckard |
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Days Until Avatar 2 |
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Dr. Ivo Rrrrrrrrrobotnik |
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Watch it Chrissy |
72' |
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Kinoplex Robert |
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Lynched |
72' |
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Real Human Being |
72' |
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FOR YOU |
|
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Sheev |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Substitutions:
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Let the Hajis Hit the Floor |
72' |
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I'm Gonna Say it |
72' |
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What About his Tax Policy |
72' |
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Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Kinoplex Robert (/tv/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
42
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|
58
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Shots (on target)
|
6
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|
8
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(5)
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(6)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
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(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
104
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|
126
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(77)
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|
(106)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
74
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|
84
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Crosses
|
6
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|
6
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Interceptions
|
13
|
|
16
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Tackles
|
7
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|
1
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Saves
|
2
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|
3
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|
/o/ v /h/
Background:
Stadium: Daytona Beach
|
5 February 2022, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 505
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Miata 50'
|
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4' Liru 78' Can't Beat the Cock
|
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Assists
|
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4' Faceless Fatguy 78' Thinking Man's Fetish
|
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Kit:
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Black Ice Tree |
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Squids |
63' |
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Burgerking |
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I Know What I Got |
|
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Fiero w/ Bodykit |
63' |
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Scotty Kilmer |
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GM BTFO |
63' |
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Manuel Transmisión |
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Miata |
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Twingo |
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Takumi |
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Substitutions:
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WAT Racing |
63' |
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God Machine |
63' |
|
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Boobaru |
63' |
|
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Manager:
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Heart Pupil |
63' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
|
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Oh Bother |
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Dangerous Day |
63' |
|
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Instant Defeat |
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H*nd H*lding Vanilla Sex |
63' |
|
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Mind Break |
|
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Liru |
|
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Faceless Fatguy |
|
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|
|
|
Can't Beat the Cock |
|
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Substitutions:
|
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Incest |
63' |
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Delicious Flat Chest |
63' |
|
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Thinking Man's Fetish |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Can't Beat the Cock (/h/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
10
|
(6)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
128
|
|
115
|
(112)
|
|
(98)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
88
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
2
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
5
|
|
/tv/ v /n/
Background:
Stadium: CIA Meemorial Stadium
|
5 February 2022, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 622
|
What About his Tax Policy 29' Kinoplex Robert 80'
|
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|
|
Assists
|
|
Brendan Fraser 29' FOR YOU 80'
|
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Kit:
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HOWEVER |
|
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Gul Dukat |
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Dr. Ivo Rrrrrrrrrobotnik |
|
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|
Absolute and Utter State of Dr. Who |
|
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Let the Hajis Hit the Floor |
80' |
|
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|
Kinoplex Robert |
|
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Anatoli "3.6 Roetegen" Dyatlov |
65' |
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What About His Tax Policy |
80' |
|
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|
Sheev |
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For You |
|
|
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|
|
Brendan Fraser |
|
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Substitutions:
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I'm Gonna Say it |
65' |
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Watch it Chrissy |
80' |
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Really Raimi? |
80' |
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Manager:
|
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Kit:
|
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Airport General Mk XIX |
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Step 1: Ban Cars |
|
|
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Steel is Reel |
|
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|
|
|
Take Me Back |
|
|
|
|
|
Forever Shinkansen |
|
|
|
|
|
Commieblock |
80' |
|
|
|
|
WE GAAN |
|
|
|
|
|
90's Rigid MTB |
|
|
|
|
|
I Like Trains |
|
|
|
|
|
737 Max Impact |
65' |
|
|
|
|
Skyking |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Public Transhit |
65' |
|
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|
|
F40PH |
80' |
|
|
Manager:
|
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|
Man of the Match:
Kinoplex Robert (/tv/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
43
|
|
57
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
5
|
(4)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Passes (made)
|
84
|
|
152
|
(69)
|
|
(135)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
89
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
2
|
|