| “Onee-sama, will you please be my Center Back?” Yes, Desu-chan, yes she will. /u/ consistently has one of the most solid defenses of the 4chan Cup. They have more draws than losses, and with just a couple exceptions, most of their losses have been by a mere single goal. This is in part thanks to the endless vigilance of Onee-sama. A pillar of the tenants of yuri as well as the center of thousands of fawning lesbians, being the center of defense is a position well suited for her. What she lacks in cards and playing style she makes up with height and gumption. In this past Summer Cup she helped /u/ dominate Group F, walking away from a and hr with clean sheets, with only a cheeky cgl draw blemishing their record. After drubbing /diy/ in the knockouts, /u/ seemed on course to win the entire cup, but were halted the next game by x. Many spectators blamed the typical spooking, but a handful claimed Onee-sama and other /u/ defenders were too enamored with /x/-tan. One can only wonder....
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