/hag/

/hag/
We Like Older Women
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022 IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color 000000 Miosha Black Top scorer END HER MENOPAUSE (3) Top assister MIOSHA (2) Captain MIOSHA Website /hag/ - Hags Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 1 2 5 40%
GF GA GD 6 11 -5
Biggest win /hag/  2–0  /vsj+/ 4/03/22 Biggest defeat /nepolabo/  3–0  /hag/ 13/03/22 First match /nasfaqg/  1–1  /hag/ 4/03/22
Team music
Anthem Older Women Victory Anthem Stacy's mom Goal horn Animal MIOSHA Goal Horn Howling MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn Wanwanwaoon Pochimama Goal Horn Alien Alien SEX DOG Goal Horn Wan-Wan House!
Kits

/hag/ is a general dedicated to the discussion and admiration of Hags vtubers. What is a hag? A hag is a mature women who is more than 30 years old. What is a Christmas Cake? It refeers to women who are 25 or 26 years old. Makes reference to the japanese tradition of eating a cake on Christmas, these cakes have a definite expiration date, so following that sense no one wants to eat it after December 25th as "no one" want to date someone who passed their "prime". Of course we're not included in that. We want to impregnate all the hags.

History

WIP

Roster

No. Position Player 30 GK Ancient Goddess 31 RB Bleached Hag 32 CB Dragon Tits 33 CB Wine Aunt 34 CB Wakipai 35 LB >tfw no wife 36 DMF SEX DOG 37 CMF Office Lady 38 AMF MIOSHA 39 SS Pochimama 40 CF END HER MENOPAUSE

No. Position Player 41 GK MILF 42 RB Girlfriend 43 RB Birbhag 44 CB Is She A Hag? 29 CB Honorary Hag 45 CB ABE LET ME IN 46 CB JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX 26 LB Christmas Cake 47 LB WOMB 48 DMF Hag Clussy 49 DMF MMO Autist 50 DMF Married

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 2	Group Stage Group C	/nasfaqg/	1–1	END HER MENOPAUSE  26	4 March 2022
		/pcg/	3‐1	Pochimama  23	6 March 2022
		/vsj+/	2‐0	END HER MENOPAUSE  45+1 MIOSHA  61	11 March 2022
	Round of 16	/moon/	2-1	END HER MENOPAUSE  18' MMO Autist 82'	12 March 2022
	Quarter-finals	/nepolabo/	3-0		13 March 2022

Exports

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• Aesthetics: https://mega.nz/file/il4HVYgL#ULTcT7ACrhA7BCTgqoYD7KzV22NvJnB9gxdNJE54VAY
• Music: https://mega.nz/file/uwwV1IDA#p0S1rVgGAri-5GTvts5zr1bOGt6B16rlP1lLHmkbt_k