/hag/

We Like Older Women

/hag/ - Hags

Founded

January 14th 2022

Caretaker

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IRL manager

Managerless

Team colors

Chat color

000000
Miosha Black

Ranking

11 (

9)

Highest rank

2 (17 September 2023)

Lowest rank

28 (19 March 2023)

Top scorer

Birbhag (15)

Top assister

MIOSHA (15)

Captain

MIOSHA

Website

/hag/ - Hags

Nickname

/hag/gots

Historic performance

8	1	6			15				53.33%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
42	41	+1

Biggest win
/vtwbg/	1–5	/hag/
8 September 23

Biggest defeat
/doog/	5–1	/hag/
4 March 23

First match
/nasfaqg/	1–1	/hag/
4 March 22

/vt/ League
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem	Older Women
Victory Anthem	Stacy's mom

Goal horn	Animal
MIOSHA Goal Horn	Howling
MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn	Wanwanwaoon
Pochimama Goal Horn	Alien Alien
SEX DOG Goal Horn	Wan-Wan House!
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn	Cheeki Breeki

Kits

The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26.
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

67

GK

Average Haggot

31

CB

Daisenhag

32

CB

Dragon Tits

33

CB

Retrohag

34

DMF

Wakipai

40

RMF

END HER MENOPAUSE

36

CMF

SEX DOG

37

LMF

Sex Potion Hag

43

AMF

Birbhag

29

SS

WOMB

38

CF

MIOSHA

No.

Position

Player

41

GK

MILF

42

CB

Co-op Breeding

47

CB

Mature Turkey

35

CB

Bleached Hag

30

DMF

Hagsmith

45

DMF

Girlfriend

46

DMF

Calming Predator

44

DMF

Hag Clussy

49

DMF

Old Architecture

39

CMF

Pochimama

48

CMF

Spiderhag

50

CMF

Ero Guesser

Player Statistics

Player Name	Total Goals	Total Assists	Hag of The Match
Birbhag	15	3	3
END HER MENOPAUSE	14	4	3
MIOSHA	7	15	1
Sex Potion Hag	5	4	2
Pochimama	3	6	0
MMO Autist	1	0	0
>tfw no wife	1	1	0
SEX DOG	1	2	0
WOMB	5	3	0
Girlfriend	0	1	0
200TH Milestone	0	1	0

Goalkeeper	Total Saves
Average Haggot	24
MILF	18
Have Sex and Reproduce	15
Ancient Goddess	7
Hatchling Hag	1

Cup Record

Event	Place
/vt/ League 2	8th
/vt/ League 3	25th
/vt/ League 4	28th
/vt/ League 5	3rd
/vt/ League 6	26th

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 2	Group Stage Group C	/nasfaqg/	1–1	END HER MENOPAUSE 26'	4 March 2022
		/pcg/	3‐1	Pochimama 23'	6 March 2022
		/vsj+/	2‐0	END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1' MIOSHA 61'	11 March 2022
	Round of 16	/moon/	2-1	END HER MENOPAUSE 18' MMO Autist 82'	12 March 2022
	Quarter-finals	/nepolabo/	3-0		13 March 2022
Placement: 8th of 32
/vt/ League 3	Group Stage	/morig/	1-1	END HER MENOPAUSE 84'	3 September 2022
		/wah/	4-4	Pochimama 10', 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1, 50'	9 September 2022
		/manstars/	2-1	18' >tfw no wife	11 September 2022
Placement: 25th of 32
/vt/ League 4	Group Stage	/doog/	5-1	Birbhag 85'	4 March 2023
		/nasfaqg/	2-5	Sex Potion Hag 60' SEX DOG 80'	10 March 2023
		/wah/	0-3	Sex Potion Hag 4, 65' MIOSHA 88'	17 March 2023
Placement: 28th of 36
/vt/ League 5	Group Stage	/holoX/	2-4	END HER MENOPAUSE 16' Birbhag 55, 76' MIOSHA 90+1'	2 September 2023
		/skynetFC/	3-3	Birbag 3' MIOSHA 32, 56'	8 September 2023
		/vtwbg/	1-5	END HER MENOPAUSE 14' MIOSHA 19' Birbhag 23, 90' WOMB 56'	10 September 2023
	Round of 16	/nasfaqg/	4-1	Sex Potion Hag 32' END HER MENOPAUSE 44, 77' Birbhag 62'	16 September 2023
	Quarter Finals	/HiRyS/	3-2 (a.e.t)	Birbhag 2, 27, 103'	17 September 2023
	Semi Finals	/mayo/	5-4	END HER MENOPAUSE 14' Birbhag 18, 24, 66'	17 September 2023
	3rd place Match	/doog/	0-3	END HER MENOPAUSE 13' Birbhag 58' MIOSHA 81'	17 September 2023
Placement: 3rd of 40
/vt/ League 6	Group Stage	/rrat/	2-3	END HER MENOPAUSE 32' MIOSHA 55'	1 March 2024
		/mayo/	4-5	WOMB 6, 41, 60' MIOSHA 90+1'	3 March 2024
		/pink/	2-3	WOMB 43' Birbhag 73' Sex Potion Hag 90+2'	9 March 2024
Placement: 26th of 42

Invitationals History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies
	Friendlies	/mogu/	3-6	END HER MENOPAUSE 6', 21', 30', 37' Pochimama 45+3' Miosha 90+2'	5 January 2023
		/HiRyS/	4-1	Pochimama 41' Miosha 67', 90+1' Sex Potion Hag 73'	6 January 2023
		/GGG/	4-2	END HER MENOPAUSE 19' Miosha 38', 41', 45+2'	19 January 2023
/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup as part of /vintage/ Placement: 6 out of 9	Quarter Finals	/here/	0-2		10 August, 2023
	Loser's Round 2	/BIG/	4-0	END HER MENOPAUSE 20', 75', 78' Okakoro 53'	10 August, 2023
	Loser's Round 3	/vtautism/	3-1	Dorky Spooder 31'	11 August, 2023
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies	Friendlies	/holoX/	3-3 (P.Ks 3-1)	Birbhag 44', 60' Miosha 90+0'	17 August 2023
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies	Friendlies	/vrt/	1-1 (P.Ks 4-1)	END HER MENOPAUSE 45+0'	18 August 2023
/vt/ League 6 Friendlies	Friendlies	/mogu/	4-0	Birbhag 15', 90+0' Miosha 45+0' END HER MENOPAUSE 55'	12 January 2024
/vt/ League 6 Friendlies	Friendlies	/mayo/	2-2 (P.Ks 5-6)	Miosha 66' Old Architecture 79'	13 January 2024
/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES	Round of 26	/HiRyS/	4-5	END HER MENOPAUSE 11' Sex Potion Hag 49' MIOSHA 74' SEX DOG 80' Girlfriend 87'	16 March, 2024
	Round of 16	/wvt/	4-3	END HER MENOPAUSE 23' Co-op Breeding 37' WOMB 89'	17 March, 2024