/tcr/

Entertainment for tards

/tcr/ - True Capitalist Radio

Founded

August 17th, 2017

Manager

The Badass of Business

Owner

Jane Walker, Blue Label, 3rd Harvest

IRL manager

Kostas[GRE] !!p9ZsvQpP8fW MINUSFIVESTARS !!nKhmXoQuLru

Team colors

HEX color

000000
Buttstalker Black

Top scorer

Adolf Ghostler (15)

Top assister

Adolf Ghostler (6)

Captain

Adolf Ghostler

Website

/tcr/ - True Capitalist Radio

Nickname

Troll Terrorists

Historic performance

9	0	6			15				60%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
34	29	+5

Biggest win
/tcr/	7–3	/sag/
June 14, 2020

Biggest defeat
/tcr/	0–3	/mlpol/
June 23, 2019

First match
/cg/	1–2	/tcr/
September 21, 2018

/pol/eague
Appearances	3 (First in /pol/eague 3)
Best result	3rd, /pol/eague 5

Team music

Anthem	Money Money
Playoff Anthem	Melting Pot of Alcohol
Victory Anthem	The True Capitalist Army Song

Goal horn	Fuck You Texas
Adolf Ghostler	Der Ghostler's Face
Shekel Goblin	Oy Gevalt!
Tub Guy	Ghostler, Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
The Engineer	Boss Nigger
Hambone	Taco Tuesday (The Hambone Song)

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit

Roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Templeton

4

	LB

Mister 4chan Cookie

69

	CB

Internet Buttstalker

96

	CB

Germit The Gay Frog

54

	RB

African Booty Scratcher

21

	DMF

cans.wav

1

	CMF

The Engineer

999

	CMF

Hambone

614

	SS

Tub Guy

6

	CF

Shekel Goblin

88

	CF

Adolf Ghostler

No.

Position

Player

74

	GK

Pinochet The Good Doggo

2

	LB

The Transtesticle

7

	LB

Spermy The Cat

11

	CB

YAY SPAGHETTI

98

	CB

Pie-Ass Granny

99

	CB

Isle of Annie Mae

420

	CB

Tyrone

0

	RB

Poz-Hole

8

	RB

Asho

3

	DMF

Melting Pot of Friendship

19

	DMF

>The Ghost Show

70

	CMF

Ghost's Wheelchair

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 21, 2018	/cg/	/pol/eague 3 Group Stage	1-2 W	30' Adolf Ghostler 55' The Engineer
September 22, 2018	/ptg/	/pol/eague 3 Group Stage	1-2 W	26' Hambone 34' Adolf Ghostler
September 22, 2018	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 3 Group Stage	3-1 W	68' Hambone 78' Adolf Ghostler 86' The Engineer
September 23, 2018	/balk/	/pol/eague 3 Quarter-finals	1-3 L	71' The Engineer
June 22, 2019	/pay/	/pol/eague 4 Group Stage	2-4 L	22' The Engineer 55' Adolf Ghostler
June 23, 2019	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 4 Group Stage	3-0 L
June 29, 2019	/britpol/	/pol/eague 4 Group Stage	2-0 W	45+0' The Engineer 81' Adolf Ghostler
June 6, 2020	/britpol/	/pol/eague 5 Group Stage	3-2 L	24' Adolf Ghostler 73' The Engineer
June 7, 2020	/sig/	/pol/eague 5 Group Stage	4-1 W	53', 61' Shekel Goblin 59' Adolf Ghostler 82' Hambone
June 13, 2020	/cg/	/pol/eague 5 Group Stage	3-4 W	23' Calvinism 34', 65' Adolf Ghostler 84' Not a Jew
June 14, 2020	/nsg/	/pol/eague 5 Quarter-finals	1-2 W	17' Shekel Goblin 75' The Engineer
June 14, 2020	/britpol/	/pol/eague 5 Semi-finals	0-3 L
June 14, 2020	/sag/	/pol/eague 5 Third Place Match	3-7 W	3', 9' Hambone 25', 30', 80' Adolf Ghostler 60' The Engineer 68' Tub Guy
April 9, 2022	/britpol/	/pol/eague 6 Group Stage	2-1 L	64' Adolf Ghostler
April 10, 2022	/pole/	/pol/eague 6 Group Stage	2-1 W	4', 90+2' Adolf Ghostler
April 16, 2022	/balk/	/pol/eague 6 Group Stage	2-1 L	4', 29' Adolf Ghostler

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Loss	Finish
/pol/eague 3	3	1	6th of 12
/pol/eague 4	1	2	15th of 16
/pol/eague 5	4	2	3rd of 16
/pol/eague 6	1	2	12th of 16

Statistics

Player	Goals	Assists
Adolf Ghostler	15	6
The Engineer	8	5
Hambone	5	1
Shekel Goblin	3	2
Tub Guy	1	2
Not A Jew	1	0
Melting Pot of Friendship	0	2
Mister 4chan Cookie	0	2
Cyber Vermin	0	1
Isle of Pinkie Pie	0	1
cans.wav	0	1
Asho	0	1
Ghost's Wheelchair	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Saves
Templeton	20
GET THAT SOONER CRAP OUTTA HERE	13
I am so Viet	8

Honors

Team Awards

/pol/eague 3
Most Exciting Team
/pol/eague 3
Best Goalhorn
/pol/eague 3
Best Alternate Goalhorn
/pol/eague 4
Best Chants
/pol/eague 5
Best Chants

Individual Awards

/pol/eague 3
Best Player
Adolf Ghostler
3 MotM Awards

Rivalries


/mlpol/ Cyber Vermin Derby "Stop it with your stupid brony crap, you overly-feminized fruitbowls. I mean Jesus Christ! Give me a break. God- dammit- brony assholes! I'm sick of you bronies- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! [cans.wav]! I mean, I've seen these dumbass little "brony" videos you goddamn, uh, My Little Pony followers are making of me on YouTube, where you're all like 'Oh, there's nothing wrong with being an effeminate male! There's nothing wrong with that! As a matter of fact, why don't you let us see your tool-box? Come on, let's see it!'"
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