Group H of the 2019 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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 /mlp/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
9
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 /s4s/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
6
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 /vr/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
8 |
12 |
-4 |
1
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 /sp/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
10 |
15 |
-5 |
1
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/sp/ v /mlp/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
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15 February 2019, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1153
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU  36', 69'
APOLOGIZE 45+2'
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16' >rape
26' Princess Twilight
45+0', 65' Tracy
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Assists
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Messi  36'
EXPOSED 45+2'
Tripadvisor And Trivago 69'
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16' Princess Twilight
45+0' WOW! Glimmer
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Kit: 
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>Finnish goaltending |
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Tripadvisor And Trivago |
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Please Watch Our League |
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Lelbron |
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Exposed |
 65' |
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Apologize |
79' |
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP |
65' |
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>he does it for free |
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George Costanza |
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Messi |
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| Substitutions:
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yfw da burrs double doink |
 65' |
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CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS |
65' |
 90+1' |
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Universal Chocking Sign |
79' |
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| Manager:
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CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt
JB !!hun/mYyBLVf
carma !!DVZOpIcKWhm
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Kit: 
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Derpy Hooves |
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>belongs on /v/ |
65' |
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>no hooves |
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Lyra Plushie |
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HI ANON! |
79' |
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WOW! Glimmer |
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Best Pony |
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
65' |
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>rape |
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Princess Twilight |
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Tracy |
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| Substitutions:
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Faggot Deer |
65' |
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I Want to Cum Inside Rainbow Dash |
65' |
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Crotchtits |
79' |
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| Manager:
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Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs
Tuvalu !!42M2C4Bt4Mu
Noteperson !!OaxI+wTW5//
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Man of the Match:
Tracy (/mlp/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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53
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47
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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4
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(6)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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0
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0
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| Passes completed (%)
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85
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84
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| Crosses
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0
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0
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| Interceptions
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14
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16
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| Tackles
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10
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7
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| Saves
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0
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3
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/vr/ v /s4s/
Background: In the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, /s4s/ defeated /vr/ 1–0 in the group stage as part of their promotion campaign.
| Stadium: The Arcadium
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15 February 2019, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 923
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Nigga Stole my Bike 64'
Kirby's Fucking Pissed 90+6'
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11', 28' Topkek
52', 87' Patrick Bateman
66' Keksandra
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Assists
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Doomguy 64'
It's Time To Chew Ass 90+6'
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11' Patrick Bateman
28' Keksandra
66' Topkek
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Kit: 
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Powerglove |
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Aeris Dies |
66' |
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Bubsy |
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>filters |
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Blast Processing |
66' |
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Franko |
66' |
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It's Time To Chew Ass |
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Nigga Stole my Bike |
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Doomguy |
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Kirby's Fucking Pissed |
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Kacho Arino |
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| Substitutions:
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Mega Man |
66' |
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7 Grand Dad |
66' |
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Solid Snake |
66' |
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| Manager:
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Polybius !!b4C2LITsENl
DescendingBear !!wWT48e0UKbG
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Kit: 
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Youd Be Surprise |
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Ebin |
66' |
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Flube |
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Wew Lad |
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Yosho |
66' |
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:^) |
66' |
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Ass |
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Nice Grill |
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Patrick Bateman |
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Keksandra |
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Topkek |
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| Substitutions:
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Bury Smolhead |
66' |
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Jack Ruselel |
66' |
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Ses |
66' |
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| Manager:
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Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA
DoubleNigger !!vJ4xN7F+JgX
Fapoleon !!vLW/0AZEhwG
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Man of the Match:
Patrick Bateman (/s4s/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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52
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48
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| Shots (on target)
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7
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9
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(5)
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(9)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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| Free Kicks
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3
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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85
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87
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| Crosses
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2
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0
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| Interceptions
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8
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10
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| Tackles
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11
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12
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| Saves
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4
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3
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/sp/ v /vr/
Background: /vr/ played /sp/ in a Tecmo Bowl in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup group stage, winning 4–2 en route to advancement from the group.
| Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
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22 February 2019, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 945
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU 16', 69', 77'
George Costanza 22'
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13', 24', 42' Kirby's Fucking Pissed
81' It's Time To Chew Ass
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Assists
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Messi 16', 69'
Le Cut Inside Man 22'
EXPOSED 77'
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13', 24', 42' Doomguy
81' Kirby's Fucking Pissed
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Kit: 
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>de gay |
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18-1 |
61' |
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Please Watch Our League |
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An Horse |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
61' |
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP |
61' |
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Apologize |
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George Costanza |
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>he does it for free |
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Messi |
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| Substitutions:
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Tripadvisor And Trivago |
61' |
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Exposed |
61' |
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*dabs with the world cup* |
61' |
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| Manager:
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CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt
JB !!hun/mYyBLVf
carma !!DVZOpIcKWhm
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| Kit:
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Powerglove |
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Parappa |
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Trevor Belmont |
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Beware I Live |
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Succ Wars |
77' |
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Max Damage |
69' |
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Nigga Stole my Bike |
69' |
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It's Time To Chew Ass |
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Doomguy |
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Kacho Arino |
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Kirby's Fucking Pissed |
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| Substitutions:
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Solid Snake |
69' |
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My Dad |
69' |
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CRT |
77' |
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| Manager:
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Polybius !!b4C2LITsENl
DescendingBear !!wWT48e0UKbG
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Man of the Match:
Kirby's Fucking Pissed (/vr/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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54
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46
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| Shots (on target)
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14
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8
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(12)
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(8)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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1
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0
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| Passes completed (%)
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79
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89
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| Crosses
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2
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0
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| Interceptions
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9
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19
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| Tackles
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7
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2
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| Saves
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3
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5
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/mlp/ v /s4s/
Background: /s4s/ have faced off against /mlp/ twice. The first was a 1–1 draw which confirmed both teams' advancement from the 2015 4chan Winter Cup group stage and denied any hope of a /m/iracle on ice grass. The second time, in the last Cup's group stage, saw /s4s/ cruise to a 3–1 victory that all but sealed their promotion.
| Stadium: Cirrus Maximus
|
22 February 2019, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 909
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Best Pony 10'
>rape 14', 33', 90+3'
Princess Twilight 26'
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18' Keksandra
81' Patrick Bateman
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Assists
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>rape 10'
Tracy 14'
>belongs on /v/ 33'
Princess Twilight 90+3'
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18' Ebin
81' Keksandra
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Kit: 
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Hasbro Internet Security |
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>belongs on /v/ |
74' |
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Faust |
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Thanks M.A. Larson |
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Crotchtits |
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WOW! Glimmer |
79' |
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Best Pony |
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Tilts Head |
74' |
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>rape |
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Princess Twilight |
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Tracy |
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| Substitutions:
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Faggot Deer |
74' |
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
74' |
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^:) |
79' |
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| Manager:
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Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs
Tuvalu !!42M2C4Bt4Mu
Noteperson !!OaxI+wTW5//
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Kit: 
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#fortune |
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Ebin |
74' |
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Snek Court |
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DUBS |
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Yosho |
3' |
74' |
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Le Millenom Girl |
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SES |
74' |
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Nice Grill |
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Patrick Bateman |
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Keksandra |
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Topkek |
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| Substitutions:
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Bury Smolhead |
74' |
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Flube |
74' |
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Jack Ruselel |
74' |
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| Manager:
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Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA
DoubleNigger !!vJ4xN7F+JgX
Fapoleon !!vLW/0AZEhwG
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Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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44
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56
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| Shots (on target)
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11
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8
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(7)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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2
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(0)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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2
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0
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| Passes completed (%)
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79
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90
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| Crosses
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0
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1
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| Interceptions
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11
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14
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| Tackles
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10
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5
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| Saves
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3
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1
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/vr/ v /mlp/
Background: /mlp/, facing a two-goal hole in their quest to advance from the 2016 4chan Summer Cup group stage, defeated /vr/ by just that amount, 4–2, eventually leading to their second star.
| Stadium: The Arcadium
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24 February 2019, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1215
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Doomguy 72'
Kirby's Fucking Pissed 90+2'
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18' Tracy
21' >rape
43' Best Pony
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Assists
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Kirby's Fucking Pissed 72'
Segata Sanshiro 90+2'
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18' Best Pony
21' Tracy
43' >belongs on /v/
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Kit: 
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Powerglove |
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Aeris Dies |
82' |
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Parappa |
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Satoru Iwata |
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Blast Processing |
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Solid Snake |
45' |
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Succ Wars |
45' |
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It's Time To Chew Ass |
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Doomguy |
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Kacho Arino |
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Kirby's Fucking Pissed |
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| Substitutions:
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CRT |
45' |
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Segata Sanshiro |
45' |
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Mega Man |
82' |
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| Manager:
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Polybius !!b4C2LITsENl
DescendingBear !!wWT48e0UKbG
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Kit: 
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Hasbro Internet Security |
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>belongs on /v/ |
82' |
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Faust |
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>no hooves |
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Crotchtits |
82' |
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WOW! Glimmer |
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Best Pony |
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I Want to Cum Inside Rainbow Dash |
72' |
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>rape |
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Tracy |
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Princess Twilight |
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| Substitutions:
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
72' |
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Faggot Deer |
82' |
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Hi Anon! |
82' |
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| Manager:
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Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs
Tuvalu !!42M2C4Bt4Mu
Noteperson !!OaxI+wTW5//
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Man of the Match:
Tracy (/mlp/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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39
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61
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| Shots (on target)
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|
4
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5
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(3)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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|
1
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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|
1
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0
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| Free Kicks
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|
1
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|
1
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| Passes completed (%)
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67
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88
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| Crosses
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|
2
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|
0
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| Interceptions
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|
18
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16
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| Tackles
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7
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4
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| Saves
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2
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0
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/s4s/ v /sp/
Background: /s4s/ played /sp/ in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage, where they won 4–3 in extra time..
| Stadium: Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
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24 February 2019, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1119
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Topkek 6', 37'
Keksandra 50', 62', 71', 77'
Patrick Bateman 58'
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15' TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
64' Messi
82' George Costanza
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Assists
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Keksandra 6'
Yosho 37'
ses 50'
Bury Smolhead 58'
Patrick Bateman 62', 71'
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82' TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Kit: 
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Youd Be Surprise |
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Bury Smolhead |
71' |
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Dubs |
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Flube |
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Yosho |
71' |
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:^) |
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ses |
71' |
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Nice Grill |
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Patrick Bateman |
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Topkek |
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Keksandra |
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| Substitutions:
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Ebin |
71' |
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Jack Ruselel |
71' |
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Le Millenom Girl |
71' |
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| Manager:
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Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA
DoubleNigger !!vJ4xN7F+JgX
Fapoleon !!vLW/0AZEhwG
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Kit: 
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>de gay |
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|
18-1 |
62' |
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|
|
Please Watch Our League |
|
|
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|
|
Lelbron |
|
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|
Exposed |
62' |
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|
|
*dabs with the world cup* |
58' |
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|
Perro Caca |
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>he does it for free |
|
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|
George Costanza |
|
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|
Messi |
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|
|
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
|
|
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| Substitutions:
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Universal Choking Sign |
58' |
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>Schalke |
62' |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
62' |
|
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| Manager:
|
CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt
JB !!hun/mYyBLVf
carma !!DVZOpIcKWhm
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Man of the Match:
Keksandra (/s4s/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
7
|
|
10
|
|
(7)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
89
|
|
87
|
| Crosses
|
|
0
|
|
0
|
| Interceptions
|
|
11
|
|
10
|
| Tackles
|
|
4
|
|
5
|
| Saves
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
|
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