Group B of the 2019 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/g/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
7
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/f/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
6
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/h/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
6 |
7 |
-1 |
2
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/sci/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
12 |
15 |
-3 |
1
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/sci/ v /g/
Background: Long before they ever encountered in a cup, /sci/ and /g/ met in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies. /sci/ won 7–3. Nearly four years later, the two met in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup, with /g/ taking a 1–0 victory.
Stadium: The Time Cube
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15 February 2019, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 673
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Shinichi Mochizuki 39', 43' Richard Feynman 62', 90+2' Sun Of Lava/Ice 64', 85'
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13', 34', 86', 90+3' Install Gentoo 28', 80' No Time For Love 60' Programming Socks 69' Terry A. Davis
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Assists
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Sun Of Lava/Ice 39' Carl Sagan 62' Shinichi Mochizuki 64', 90+2' Richard Feynman 85'
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13' Programming Socks 34', 90+3' No Time For Love 60' *BSD 80' Mommy Lisa
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Kit:
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Stephen Hawking |
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Earth-Chan |
62' |
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Homo Engineer |
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1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12 |
62' |
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Triple Integrals |
62' |
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Theory (A Gauss) |
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Spectrum |
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Carl Sagan |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Sun Of Lava/Ice |
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Richard Feynman |
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Substitutions:
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300K Starting |
62' |
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John von Neuman |
62' |
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You Should Be Able To Answer This |
62' |
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Manager:
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Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY OGRO !!NiCRiggEdU
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Kit:
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Stallman |
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i use arch btw |
62' |
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GIVE IT BACK JAMAL |
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Housefires |
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*BSD |
62' |
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Botnet |
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iTODDLERS BTFO |
62' |
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Terry A. Davis |
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Install Gentoo |
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Programming Socks |
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No Time For Love |
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Substitutions:
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Torvalds |
62' |
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Something Happened |
62' |
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Mommy Lisa |
62' |
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Manager:
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Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow
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Man of the Match:
Install Gentoo (/g/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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51
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49
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Shots (on target)
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8
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14
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(8)
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(13)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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1
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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Free Kicks
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1
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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88
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81
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Crosses
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0
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4
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Interceptions
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10
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14
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Tackles
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4
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9
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Saves
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2
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1
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/h/ v /f/
Background: /h/ first played /f/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, where the at-the-time new team won 4–2. When both teams made their first deep runs in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, they encountered each other in the quarterfinals, a match /h/ won 1–0. A year and a half later, /h/ played /f/ AGAIN in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup, this time losing 2–4 in a match that ultimately made the difference for the group's second place.
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
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15 February 2019, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 684
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Can't Beat The Cock 13' Faceless Fatguy 19'
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45+2' PARTY HARD 79', 87' Lolicatgirls
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Assists
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Liru 19'
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79' Van Darkholme 87' PARTY HARD
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Ahegao |
62' |
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Titty Monster |
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OH BOTHER |
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Heart Pupils |
62' |
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Translation Never |
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Full Nelson |
62' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat The Cock |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Substitutions:
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Mindbreak |
62' |
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Delicious Flat Chest |
62' |
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Incest |
62' |
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Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA Helman !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Kit:
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2hu 2uesday Motherfucker |
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Takeo Ischi |
26' |
79' |
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Rakeman |
79' |
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Pepsi Man |
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/f/lan |
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Van Darkholme |
79' |
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Cirno's Perfect Math |
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DA HOOD |
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Daily Dose |
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Lolicatgirls |
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PARTY HARD |
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Substitutions:
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ |
79' |
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Dr Dick |
79' |
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Heap of Trouble |
79' |
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Manager:
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Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O
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Man of the Match:
Lolicatgirls (/f/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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63
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37
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Shots (on target)
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9
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3
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(5)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
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1
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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89
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83
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Crosses
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0
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0
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Interceptions
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13
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11
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Tackles
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7
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6
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Saves
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0
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3
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/sci/ v /h/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: The Time Cube
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17 February 2019, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 889
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Bible Black 52' Sun Of Lava/Ice 74'
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77', 90+1' Can't Beat The Cock
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Assists
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Shinichi Mochizuki 74'
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77' Thinking Man's Fetish 90+1' Faceless Fatguy
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Kit:
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Stephen Hawking |
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Earth-chan |
90+4' |
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GauB |
68' |
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>>>/x/ |
68' |
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>Biology >Hard Science |
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Spectrum |
68' |
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Norman Wildberger |
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Carl Sagan |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Sun Of Lava/Ice |
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Richard Feynman |
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Substitutions:
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300K Starting |
68' |
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John von Neuman |
68' |
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CS Pleb |
68' |
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Manager:
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Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY OGRO !!NiCRiggEdU
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Mindbreak |
55' |
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Leg-Lock |
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Bible Black |
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Heart Pupils |
55' |
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Translation Never |
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Violated Heroine |
55' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat The Cock |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Substitutions:
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Ahegao |
55' |
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Delicious Flat Chest |
55' |
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Thinking Man's Fetish |
55' |
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Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA Helman !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Man of the Match:
Can't Beat The Cock (/h/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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62
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38
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Shots (on target)
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6
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12
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(5)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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2
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(0)
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(2)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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7
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Free Kicks
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2
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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92
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77
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Crosses
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1
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2
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Interceptions
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13
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13
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Tackles
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4
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7
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Saves
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4
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1
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/g/ v /f/
Background: /f/ and /g/'s first two matches weren't very far apart; in fact, they came in two straight cups. /f/ won both times, 2–0 and 2–1 respectively. A year and a half later, /g/ got some revenge by defeating /f/ 1–0 to kick off their best ever cup.
Stadium: GNU/Stadium
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17 February 2019, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 904
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Install Gentoo 55', 75', 90+0' Terry A. Davis 60', 66'
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50' DA HOOD 68' Osaka 77' EDDIE
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Assists
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Botnet 55' Install Gentoo 60' i use arch btw 66' No Time For Love 75', 90+0'
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68' EDDIE 77' PARTY HARD
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Kit:
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Stallman |
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Torvalds |
60' |
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Housefires |
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SICP |
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Something Happened |
60' |
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Botnet |
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Developers |
60' |
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Thinkpad |
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Terry A. Davis |
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Install Gentoo |
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No Time For Love |
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Substitutions:
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i use arch btw |
60' |
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*BSD |
60' |
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CS Grad |
60' |
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Manager:
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Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow
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Kit:
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2hu 2uesday Motherfucker |
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Takeo Ischi |
66' |
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PEPSI MAN |
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Rakeman |
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY |
66' |
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>RENAMING |
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Cirno's Perfect Math |
66' |
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DA HOOD |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Daily Dose |
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PARTY HARD |
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Substitutions:
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Dr Dick |
66' |
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Osaka |
66' |
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EDDIE |
66' |
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Manager:
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Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O
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Man of the Match:
Install Gentoo (/g/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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46
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54
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Shots (on target)
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8
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10
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(8)
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(8)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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Free Kicks
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0
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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86
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87
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Crosses
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0
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1
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Interceptions
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3
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12
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Tackles
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6
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7
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Saves
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4
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2
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/h/ v /g/
Background: /h/'s first ever cup match came in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup against /g/, a 5–3 win for the newbies. Years later, /g/ got revenge on /h/ by screwing /h/ out of advancement with a 1–1 draw.
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
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23 February 2019, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 874
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Faceless Fatguy 42', 90+3'
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3', 49' Install Gentoo
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Assists
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Can't Beat The Cock 42'
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3' Terry A. Davis 49' Zenka
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Blowjob Face |
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Oh Bother |
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Leg-Lock |
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Translation Never |
66' |
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Incest |
66' |
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Thinking Man's Fetish |
66' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat The Cock |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Substitutions:
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License to Fuck |
66' |
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Violated Heroine |
66' |
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Full Nelson |
66' |
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Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA Helman !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Kit:
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Stallman |
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SICP |
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Housefires |
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CoC(k) |
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Botnet |
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Zenka |
66' |
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CS Grad |
66' |
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Terry A. Davis |
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Mommy Lisa |
66' |
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Install Gentoo |
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No Time For Love |
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Substitutions:
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Developers |
66' |
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Thinkpad |
66' |
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iToddlers BTFO |
66' |
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Manager:
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Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow
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Man of the Match:
Faceless Fatguy (/h/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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50
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50
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Shots (on target)
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9
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4
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(6)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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Free Kicks
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0
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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91
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87
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Crosses
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0
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0
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Interceptions
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12
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9
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Tackles
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5
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7
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Saves
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1
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6
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/f/ v /sci/
Background: /f/ and /sci/ have played 3 times. The first was in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /sci/ lit up /f/ 4–1 on the way to an easy promotion. Their next meeting was the very next Babby, a 2–0 /f/ win that nearly promoted /f/ before someone did it for them. The last meeting was part of the 2017 4chan Summer Cup knockout stage, a match /sci/ won 1–0.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
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23 February 2019, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 896
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Da Hood 2' Lolicatgirls 28', 44', 59', 64'
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36', 76' Shinichi Mochizuki 48', 69' Richard Feynman
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Assists
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Daily Dose 2', 28', 44' >renaming 59', 64'
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36' CS Pleb 69' Sun Of Lava/Ice
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Kit:
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Gutsman's Ass |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ |
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PEPSI MAN |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
64' |
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY |
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>renaming |
84' |
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Cirno's Perfect Math |
64' |
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Da Hood |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Daily Dose |
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PARTY HARD |
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Substitutions:
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Dr Dick |
64' |
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Xiao Mei Mei |
64' |
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Van Darkholme |
84' |
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Manager:
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Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O
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Kit:
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Stephen Hawking |
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GauB |
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Homo Engineer |
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>>>/x/ |
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The Product Rule Remains My Specialty |
64' |
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CS Pleb |
64' |
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Norman Wildberger |
64' |
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Carl Sagan |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Sun Of Lava/Ice |
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Richard Feynman |
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Substitutions:
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You Should Be Able To Answer This |
64' |
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Spectrum |
64' |
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Theory (A Gauss) |
64' |
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Manager:
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Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY OGRO !!NiCRiggEdU
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Man of the Match:
Lolicatgirls (/f/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
10
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(6)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
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Passes completed (%)
|
81
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|
77
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Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
|
19
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Tackles
|
9
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|
11
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Saves
|
4
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1
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