Group C of the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup contains highly-experienced outfit /sci/, Babby Cup returnees /f/ and /cgl/ and newcomers /trv/.
Summary
Matchday 1
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL was the chorus raising the roof at El Monumental as Bill Nye's inspired performance and hattrick sunk /f/ and highlighted /sci/'s credentials for a title challenge.
/cgl/ were harshly punished for failing to submit a roster in time for the competition deadline, and are likely to exit at the group stage after an expected defeat to /trv/ who made easy work of the weakened side.
Matchday 2
/trv/ and /sci/ secured their places in the Round of 16 and the Winter Cup with assured victories. A Massive Damage own goal caused misery for /f/ manager Old Man Sou, and a Sex Tourist brace added insult to injury. /sci/'s ever-present Bill Nye delivered once again along with Richard Feynman in a 2-1 victory against /cgl/. However victory wasn't as assured as it probably should have been given /cgl/'s punishments, and Burando somehow managed to score by deflecting a bad /sci/ kick off of his crotch and into the opposing net.
Matchday 3
With the bracket pretty much solidified, /sci/ and /trv/ had a bit of fun with each other, resting their GSB starters and giving their perennial backups a chance to shine. /trv/ added to the craziness by letting backup goalkeeper Noobius Expedia take a free kick (which worked) and playing their other backup GK at CF (which did not). For /sci/'s part, Bill Nye's backup Epicurius scored the equalizer.
Meanwhile, /f/ got their chance to ride on the village bicycle of /cgl/ in a pointless match, rocketing 4 goals past their keeper who appeared incredibly stoned throughout the match and didn't even bother attempting to save balls that were mere centimeters from his face.
Standings
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/trv/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
1 |
6 |
7
|
/sci/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
7
|
/f/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
3
|
/cgl/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
9 |
-8 |
0
|
/sci/ vs /f/
Stadium: El Monumental
|
13 October 2012, 01:40 UTC
|
|
|
|
GK |
3 |
Troll Science
|
RB |
19 |
Bismuth
|
CB |
21 |
Albert Einstein
|
CB |
6 |
>>Biology >Hard Science
|
LB |
10 |
300K Starting
|
RM |
7 |
Nikolai Tesla
|
CM |
12 |
Richard Dawkins |
|
56'
|
CM |
20 |
Putnam Math |
|
56'
|
LM |
2 |
Richard Feynman |
|
24'
|
CF |
1 |
Bill Nye
|
CF |
8 |
Carl Sagan
|
Substitutions:
|
CM |
15 |
God Tier Major |
|
56'
|
CM |
13 |
Aquatic Hamster |
|
56'
|
Manager:
|
Atrox !TmSV8N.Vwo
|
|
|
|
|
GK |
12 |
Scatman
|
RB |
2 |
Massive Damage
|
CB |
15 |
Gnomeparty
|
LB |
3 |
Mormon Jesus
|
LB |
17 |
Party Hard
|
RM |
10 |
WTF.swf
|
CM |
16 |
Friday At Last
|
LM |
9 |
YES YES
|
AM |
5 |
Hellfire
|
AM |
8 |
Hoporider
|
CF |
7 |
DA HOOD
|
Substitutions:
|
None
|
Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
56
|
|
44
|
Shots (on target)
|
15
|
|
6
|
(7)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
Crosses
|
|
|
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
21
|
Tackles
|
|
|
|
Saves
|
|
|
|
|
/cgl/ vs /trv/
Stadium: Stadio Olimpico
|
13 October 2012, 02:05 UTC
|
|
|
|
GK |
1 |
PeacockFeather |
|
56'
|
RB |
3 |
Photoshop
|
CB |
10 |
Asherbee
|
CB |
11 |
Circlejerk
|
LB |
14 |
Derpy-chan
|
RM |
19 |
Jealous Fatty
|
CM |
24 |
Burando
|
LM |
16 |
Kipi
|
RW |
4 |
Coscom
|
CF |
15 |
Dramu
|
LW |
17 |
ITA
|
Substitutions:
|
GK |
30 |
Mr Yan |
|
56'
|
Manager:
|
molly !!KqW7J8+5n9U
|
|
|
|
|
GK |
28 |
Noobius Expedia
|
RB |
14 |
James Vagabond
|
CB |
3 |
It's A Slow Board
|
CB |
43 |
Fuckse Ibiza
|
LB |
42 |
Amsterdam Stonerbro
|
RM |
13 |
Sick of Murrica
|
CM |
6 |
Karl Pilkington |
|
49'
|
CM |
8 |
Glorious Nippon
|
LM |
9 |
Luke Skyscanner
|
AM |
7 |
Superpornowat
|
CF |
69 |
Sex Tourist
|
Substitutions:
|
CM |
19 |
Light Packer |
|
49'
|
Manager:
|
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
|
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
2
|
|
10
|
(0)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
6
|
(0)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
6
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
Crosses
|
|
|
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
|
|
|
Saves
|
|
|
|
|
/sci/ vs /cgl/
Stadium: Santiago Bernabeu
|
13 October 2012, 23:00 UTC
|
|
|
|
GK |
3 |
Stephen Hawking
|
RB |
9 |
Bismuth
|
CB |
6 |
>>Biology >Hard Science
|
LB |
18 |
Transhumanism
|
DM |
16 |
Qualia
|
RM |
7 |
Nikolai Tesla
|
CM |
12 |
Richard Dawkins |
|
65'
|
CM |
20 |
Putnam Math |
|
65'
|
LM |
2 |
Richard Feynman
|
CF |
1 |
Bill Nye
|
CF |
8 |
Carl Sagan
|
Substitutions:
|
CM |
15 |
God Tier Major |
|
65'
|
CM |
13 |
Aquatic Hamster |
|
65'
|
Manager:
|
Atrox !TmSV8N.Vwo
|
|
|
|
|
GK |
1 |
PeacockFeather
|
RB |
5 |
Tuna Melt |
|
75'
|
CB |
10 |
Asherbee
|
CB |
11 |
Circlejerk
|
LB |
13 |
Not A Fetish
|
RM |
21 |
Gutter Bitch
|
DM |
17 |
ITA
|
LM |
8 |
Sugar Daddy
|
RW |
22 |
Nigga Moon
|
CF |
15 |
Dramu |
|
55'
|
LW |
20 |
Cottage Cheese |
|
75'
|
Substitutions:
|
CF |
24 |
Burando |
|
55'
|
LW |
4 |
Coscom |
|
75'
|
Manager:
|
molly !!KqW7J8+5n9U
|
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
13
|
|
1
|
(7)
|
|
(0)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
3
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
Crosses
|
|
|
|
Interceptions
|
23
|
|
22
|
Tackles
|
|
|
|
Saves
|
|
|
|
|
/f/ vs /trv/
Stadium: Il Nuovo Stadio Della Juventus
|
13 October 2012, 23:25 UTC
|
|
|
|
3', 65' Sex Tourist 8' Massive Damage
|
|
|
GK |
1 |
Lolicatgirls
|
RB |
14 |
Gardevoir Paizuri
|
CB |
2 |
Massive Damage
|
CB |
3 |
Mormon Jesus
|
LB |
15 |
Gnomeparty
|
RM |
6 |
Loop
|
CM |
17 |
Party Hard |
|
71'
|
LM |
5 |
Hellfire
|
AM |
7 |
DA HOOD
|
CF |
8 |
Hoporider
|
CF |
19 |
NIPAA~
|
Substitutions:
|
CM |
16 |
Friday At Last |
|
71'
|
Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
|
|
|
|
GK |
1 |
Darien Gap
|
RB |
26 |
Boris Transsiberyan
|
CB |
23 |
Billy Bogan
|
CB |
43 |
Fuckse Ibiza
|
LB |
42 |
Chris McCandless
|
RM |
13 |
Sick of Murrica
|
CM |
8 |
Glorious Nippon
|
CM |
6 |
Karl Pilkington |
|
66'
|
LM |
9 |
Luke Skyscanner
|
AM |
7 |
Superpornowat
|
CF |
69 |
Sex Tourist
|
Substitutions:
|
None
|
Manager:
|
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
|
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
5
|
(2)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
Crosses
|
|
|
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
20
|
Tackles
|
|
|
|
Saves
|
|
|
|
|
/cgl/ vs /f/
Stadium: Stade De France
|
19 October 2012, 22:00 UTC
|
|
|
|
19', 34', 53' Da Hood 70' Hoporider
|
|
|
GK |
1 |
PeacockFeather
|
RB |
3 |
Photoshop |
|
78'
|
CB |
23 |
Pixyteriyaki
|
CB |
6 |
Margaret
|
LB |
13 |
Not A Fetish
|
RM |
21 |
Gutter Bitch
|
DM |
24 |
Burando
|
LM |
8 |
Sugar Daddy
|
RW |
17 |
ITA
|
CF |
15 |
Dramu |
|
64'
|
LW |
4 |
Coscom
|
Substitutions:
|
CF |
32 |
Get A God Damn Wig |
|
64'
|
Manager:
|
molly !!KqW7J8+5n9U
|
|
|
|
|
GK |
1 |
Lolicatgirls
|
CB |
2 |
Massive Damage
|
CB |
3 |
Mormon Jesus
|
RM |
6 |
Loop
|
AM |
17 |
Party Hard |
|
53'
|
LM |
5 |
Hellfire |
|
53'
|
RW |
21 |
Zone |
|
64'
|
CF |
8 |
Hoporider
|
CF |
19 |
NIPAA~
|
CF |
7 |
DA HOOD
|
LW |
9 |
YES YES
|
Substitutions:
|
AM |
16 |
Friday At Last |
|
53'
|
LM |
18 |
An Epic Tale |
|
53'
|
CF |
20 |
There She Is |
|
64'
|
Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
0
|
|
13
|
(0)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
7
|
|
2
|
(2)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
7
|
Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
Crosses
|
|
|
|
Interceptions
|
26
|
|
17
|
Tackles
|
|
|
|
Saves
|
|
|
|
|
/trv/ vs /sci/
Stadium: El Monumental
|
19 October 2012, 22:25 UTC
|
|
Noobius Expedia 24'
|
|
59' Epicurus
|
|
|
GK |
28 |
Noobius Expedia
|
RB |
14 |
James Vagabond
|
CB |
23 |
Billy Bogan
|
CB |
5 |
Neckbeard Teefle
|
LB |
20 |
Chris McCandless
|
RM |
27 |
Dougie Canuckflag
|
CM |
42 |
Amsterdam Stonerbro |
|
62'
|
CM |
39 |
Sven Scandiboo
|
LM |
6 |
Karl Pilkington |
|
62'
|
AM |
8 |
Grorious Nippon
|
CF |
33 |
>bumping on /trv/ |
|
62'
|
Substitutions:
|
CM |
41 |
Light Packer |
|
62'
|
LM |
19 |
Wiki Dreamin' |
|
62'
|
CF |
26 |
Boris Transsiberyan |
|
62'
|
Manager:
|
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
|
|
|
|
|
GK |
3 |
Stephen Hawking
|
RB |
17 |
Theory A Guess
|
CB |
16 |
Qualia
|
LB |
6 |
>>Biology >Hard Science
|
DM |
10 |
300k Starting
|
RM |
5 |
Eugenics
|
CM |
12 |
Richard Dawkins |
|
62'
|
CM |
20 |
Putnam Math |
|
62'
|
LM |
23 |
Saged Homework
|
CF |
14 |
Epicurus
|
CF |
4 |
Evolution
|
Substitutions:
|
CM |
15 |
God Tier Major |
|
62'
|
CM |
13 |
Aquatic Hamster |
|
62'
|
Manager:
|
Atrox !TmSV8N.Vwo
|
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
2
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
5
|
|
2
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
5
|
Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
Crosses
|
|
|
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
|
|
|
Saves
|
|
|
|
|