Group F of the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup lays the strongest claim to the title 'Group of Death', consisting mostly of established tournament veterans in the form of /gif/, /soc/ and /lit/. /adv/ were due to compete in the Spring Babby Cup but were disqualified due a technicality. They'll hope to make amends this time around.
Summary
Matchday 1
/gif/ showed they were a beautiful strong board who don't need no manager as they beat /lit/ 4-1. A False Dichotomy own goal did little to save face for /lit/.
There was little to separate /soc/ and /adv/, however, as they played out a 2-2 draw. Both teams scored once in each half, with Feet and 5 inch dick putting them away.
Matchday 2
No one was prepared for the thriller of a match between /gif/ and /soc/. A Sauce hat-trick with a Crush reply somewhere in-between left /gif/ 3-1 up, but something awoke within /soc/ as they played excellent passing football to take back the match and make it 4-3. The excellent performance was topped off with a 35-yard free kick stunner from Feet.
It would have taken a miracle for /adv/ and /lit/ to replicate the magic of the previous match, and the miracle never came. Both teams laboured to a 1-1 draw with Kindle and 5 inch dick getting the goals.
Matchday 3
/soc/ and /lit/ played out a close match with goals from Lolita Wanted It and Entry Level securing the latter's first win of the tournament. Two more goals would have been enough for /lit/ to advance at the expense of /soc/ but it was not to be.
/gif/ showed nothing of the goalscoring prowess of their first two matches as they succumbed to a crushing 4-0 defeat at the hands of /adv/ to be condemned to another six months of bottom-rung misery. 5 Inch Dick was the star of the show with a hat-trick.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /adv/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
5
|
 /soc/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
4
|
 /lit/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
6 |
-2 |
4
|
 /gif/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
7 |
10 |
-3 |
3
|
/gif/ vs /lit/
| Stadium: Stade De France
|
13 October 2012, 18:50 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Bump
|
| SW |
2 |
Taking the Knot
|
| CB |
3 |
Porn Detective
|
| RWB |
4 |
Jiggly Butts & Tits
|
| LWB |
5 |
GOREANDRAPE
|
| CM |
6 |
Epic Cumshot Guy
|
| AM |
7 |
Bump Girl
|
| AM |
21 |
/wsg/ scum |
|
 56'
|
| RW |
10 |
Source |
|
58'
|
| CF |
11 |
Sauce
|
| LW |
8 |
Saurce |
|
68'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| AM |
18 |
Is This Real? |
|
 56'
|
| RW |
9 |
Japs Gonna Jap |
|
58'
|
| LW |
15 |
Request & OC Thread |
|
68'
|
| Manager:
|
| None
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
13 |
Muh Spooks
|
| RB |
7 |
No Talent |
|
58'
|
| CB |
16 |
False Dichotomy
|
| CB |
20 |
Bookmark
|
| LB |
23 |
Womyn Author
|
| DM |
1 |
Hemmingway |
|
68'
|
| CM |
8 |
Entry Level
|
| CM |
19 |
Lolita Wanted It
|
| AM |
9 |
Writer's Block |
|
72'
|
| CF |
6 |
DFW
|
| CF |
12 |
Deep & Edgy
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RB |
21 |
Future Penguin Classic |
|
58'
|
| DM |
11 |
Tao Lin |
|
68'
|
| AM |
18 |
Kindle |
|
72'
|
| Manager:
|
| Undead Author !f90sahdesE
|
|
/soc/ vs /adv/
| Stadium: Burg Stadion
|
13 October 2012, 19:15 UTC
|
|
Feet  18', 76'
|
|
5', 55' 5'' Dick
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Chubby Girls ITT
|
| RB |
17 |
Cuckold
|
| CB |
16 |
Rate My Cock |
|
 60'
|
| CB |
4 |
Trap
|
| LB |
5 |
Hook-Up
|
| DM |
19 |
Booty Thread |
|
62'
|
| CM |
8 |
Vocaroo
|
| CM |
23 |
Find A Fuckbuddy |
|
56'
|
| RW |
7 |
Circlejerker #1 |
|
54'
|
| CF |
10 |
Feet
|
| LW |
6 |
Haunter
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RW |
9 |
Crush |
|
54'
|
| CM |
11 |
Sausagefest |
|
56'
|
| DM |
22 |
Ideal Mate |
|
62'
|
| Manager:
|
| Sexcopter !vwrTOfHmMw
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Good Guy Greg
|
| RB |
5 |
Bitches & Whores
|
| CB |
15 |
S/adv/irgin
|
| CB |
3 |
Relationshit
|
| LB |
6 |
Autistic
|
| DM |
17 |
Forever Alone |
|
60'
|
| RM |
7 |
Suicide |
|
62'
|
| LM |
23 |
Assburgers
|
| AM |
8 |
Cheating GF |
|
56'
|
| CF |
18 |
5'' Dick
|
| CF |
11 |
Beta As Fuck
|
| Substitutions:
|
| AM |
14 |
Wat Do? |
|
56'
|
| DM |
24 |
First World Problems |
|
60'
|
| RM |
27 |
Femanon |
|
62'
|
| Manager:
|
| None
|
|
/gif/ vs /soc/
| Stadium: Stade de France
|
14 October 2012, 01:30 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Bump
|
| SW |
2 |
Taking the Knot
|
| CB |
3 |
Porn Detective
|
| RWB |
4 |
Jiggly Butts & Tits
|
| LWB |
5 |
GOREANDRAPE
|
| CM |
6 |
Epic Cumshot Guy |
|
65'
|
| AM |
7 |
Bump Girl
|
| AM |
21 |
/wsg/ scum
|
| RW |
10 |
Source |
|
54'
|
| CF |
11 |
Sauce
|
| LW |
8 |
Saurce |
|
56'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RW |
9 |
Japs Gonna Jap |
|
54'
|
| LW |
13 |
What's Her Name? |
|
56'
|
| CM |
17 |
Links And Vid? |
|
65'
|
| Manager:
|
| None
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Chubby Girls ITT
|
| RB |
17 |
Alpha Male
|
| CB |
16 |
Contactfag |
|
54'
|
| CB |
5 |
Hook-Up |
|
75'
|
| LB |
3 |
Beta Male
|
| DM |
19 |
Booty Thread |
|
54'
|
| CM |
8 |
Vocaroo
|
| CM |
23 |
Find A Fuckbuddy
|
| RW |
9 |
Crush
|
| CF |
10 |
Feet
|
| LW |
6 |
Haunter
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
22 |
Ideal Mate |
|
54'
|
| DM |
20 |
Time Line |
|
54'
|
| CB |
4 |
Trap |
|
75'
|
| Manager:
|
| Sexcopter !vwrTOfHmMw
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
49
|
|
51
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
7
|
|
10
|
|
(5)
|
|
(8)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
5
|
|
3
|
|
(2)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
5
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
14
|
|
28
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/lit/ vs /adv/
|
|
14 October 2012, 01:55 UTC
|
|
| Kindle ?'
|
|
5'' Dick ?'
|
|
|
| GK |
13 |
Muh Spooks
|
| RB |
9 |
Writer's Block
|
| CB |
15 |
Huge Orson Welles
|
| CB |
16 |
False Dichotomy
|
| LB |
23 |
Womyn Author
|
| RM |
18 |
Kindle
|
| AM |
8 |
Entry Level
|
| LM |
11 |
Tao Lin |
|
65'
|
| RW |
12 |
Deep & Edgy
|
| CF |
6 |
DFW
|
| LW |
19 |
Lolita Wanted It
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LM |
14 |
Exit Level |
|
65'
|
| Manager:
|
| Undead Author !f90sahdesE
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Good Guy Greg
|
| RB |
5 |
Bitches & Whores
|
| CB |
15 |
S/adv/irgin
|
| CB |
3 |
Relationshit
|
| LB |
6 |
Autistic
|
| DM |
17 |
Forever Alone |
|
71'
|
| RM |
7 |
Suicide |
|
75'
|
| LM |
23 |
Assburgers
|
| AM |
8 |
Cheating GF |
|
65'
|
| CF |
18 |
5'' Dick
|
| CF |
11 |
Beta As Fuck
|
| Substitutions:
|
| AM |
14 |
Wat Do? |
|
65'
|
| DM |
13 |
Suicide Hotline |
|
71'
|
| RM |
24 |
First World Problems |
|
75'
|
| Manager:
|
| None
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
58
|
|
42
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
6
|
|
5
|
|
(2)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
5
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
17
|
|
18
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/soc/ vs /lit/
| Stadium: Allianz Arena
|
20 October 2012, 19:50 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Chubby Girls ITT
|
| RB |
17 |
Cuckold
|
| CB |
4 |
Trap
|
| CB |
5 |
Rate My Cock
|
| LB |
16 |
Hook-Up |
|
61'
|
| DM |
18 |
Camwhores |
|
68'
|
| CM |
8 |
Vocaroo
|
| CM |
11 |
Sausagefest
|
| RW |
9 |
Crush
|
| CF |
10 |
Feet
|
| LW |
6 |
Haunter |
|
68'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
20 |
Time Line |
|
61'
|
| DM |
22 |
Ideal Mate |
|
68'
|
| LW |
21 |
Circlejerker #2 |
|
68'
|
| Manager:
|
| Sexcopter !vwrTOfHmMw
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
13 |
Muh Spooks
|
| RB |
9 |
Writer's Block |
|
68'
|
| CB |
16 |
False Dichotomy |
|
83'
|
| CB |
17 |
Dead Author
|
| LB |
10 |
Arse Full Of Farts
|
| RM |
8 |
Entry Level
|
| AM |
7 |
No Talent |
|
39'
|
| LM |
1 |
Hemmingway |
|
65'
|
| RW |
12 |
Deep&Edgy
|
| CF |
6 |
DFW
|
| LW |
19 |
Lolita Wanted It |
|
50'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LM |
14 |
Exit Level |
|
65'
|
| RB |
21 |
Future Penguin Classic |
|
68'
|
| CB |
15 |
Huge Orson Welles |
|
83'
|
| Manager:
|
| Undead Author !f90sahdesE
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
10
|
|
8
|
|
(3)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
6
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
6
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
15
|
|
18
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/adv/ vs /gif/
| Stadium: Wembley Stadium
|
20 October 2012, 20:15 UTC
|
|
Suicide 8'
5'' Dick 15', 31', 75'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Good Guy Greg
|
| RB |
5 |
Bitches & Whores
|
| CB |
15 |
S/adv/irgin
|
| CB |
3 |
Relationshit |
|
73'
|
| LB |
6 |
Autistic
|
| DM |
17 |
Forever Alone
|
| RM |
7 |
Suicide
|
| LM |
23 |
Assburgers
|
| AM |
8 |
Cheating GF
|
| CF |
18 |
5'' Dick
|
| CF |
11 |
Beta As Fuck
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
4 |
Mr Jelly |
|
73'
|
| Manager:
|
| None
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Bump
|
| SW |
2 |
Taking the Knot
|
| CB |
3 |
Porn Detective
|
| RWB |
4 |
Jiggly Butts & Tits
|
| LWB |
5 |
GOREANDRAPE
|
| CM |
6 |
Epic Cumshot Guy |
|
73'
|
| AM |
7 |
Bump Girl
|
| AM |
21 |
/wsg/ scum
|
| RW |
10 |
Source
|
| CF |
11 |
Sauce
|
| LW |
8 |
Saurce |
|
73'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LW |
20 |
Dsfarget |
|
73'
|
| CM |
17 |
Links And Vid? |
|
73'
|
| Manager:
|
| None
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
51
|
|
49
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
12
|
|
4
|
|
(9)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
7
|
|
(0)
|
|
(3)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
7
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
17
|
|
21
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
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