The 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup's Group H contains one of the most experienced competitors of all the boards, /b/. /r9k/ are the other team with tournament history, while /vg/ and /u/ will hope to make a mark on their first competitions.
Summary
Matchday 1
An unfortunate accident led to /b/ being run with an incorrect formation and player stats. The show had to go on nonetheless, and they played out a 1-1 draw with /vg/. DesWOW was the scorer for the Generals in the first half, and Triforce delivered the a spectacular equaliser for /b/ - a piledriver from the corner of the penalty area slammed the far post and deflected in.
The final game of the first round of group stage games was a memorable affair. /u/ were foiled by an own goal from Feito-chan, much to their manager's annoyance. A Homuhomu brace was insufficient to save face and the Neckbears took the win with two more goals from Japanese Lettuce Hardcore and Robot9001.
Matchday 2
After being re-rigged by GermanBro, /b/ came on to the field once again to fight for their honor. Japanese Lettuce Hardcore immediately shoved a ball down their throat in the 5th minute, then followed it up with another in the 2nd half just as /b/ thought it was going somewhere. Now /b/ is on the brink of elimination.
It was a sign of things to come when /vg/ opened the game with a warning shot that dinged off the trollpost in the first 3 minutes. Erika Hartmann managed to raise /u/'s spirits with an early goal, but DesWOW proved too much for /u/ to handle while /u/'s attackers squandered several opportunities to add to their score. /u/ manager Gracen is currently on suicide watch.
Matchday 3
DesWOW gave /vg/ the lead in first half injury time, though the Neckbears came out roaring in the second half and Robot9001 scored a brace to give /r9k/ the lead by the hour mark. New Thread brought things level but Japanese Lettuce Hardcore got a goal to give /r9k/ their third win and maintain their perfect record going into the Round of 16.
The football was flaccid and uninspiring, Gracen "didn't care", but /u/ did earn their first point of the campaign and prevented /b/ from advancing any further.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /r9k/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
9
|
 /vg/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
4
|
 /b/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
2
|
 /u/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
-2 |
1
|
/b/ vs /vg/
| Stadium: Royal London Stadium
|
13 October 2012, 20:30 UTC
|
|
Triforce  66'
|
|
32' DesWOW
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Fuckin' SAVED |
|
 67'
|
| RB |
2 |
Candlejack
|
| CB |
3 |
Chris Hansen
|
| CB |
4 |
Cockmongler
|
| LB |
5 |
Red Leader
|
| RB |
6 |
Chocolate Rain
|
| CM |
7 |
James Holmes
|
| LM |
8 |
Courage Wolf
|
| RW |
9 |
Boxxy
|
| CF |
10 |
Triforce
|
| LW |
11 |
Pedobear
|
| Substitutions:
|
| GK |
12 |
Chrischan |
|
 67'
|
| Manager:
|
| Cosa Nostra !BtYk4tTx2c
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
11 |
Imperial Guard
|
| RB |
21 |
Elin
|
| CB |
17 |
Mountain Blade
|
| LB |
19 |
Dante
|
| DM |
5 |
Shazbot
|
| RM |
4 |
Snapeshatch
|
| CM |
3 |
Emi Ibarazaki
|
| LM |
7 |
Hat General
|
| AM |
6 |
Gootecks
|
| CF |
1 |
New Thread
|
| CF |
2 |
DesWOW
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| CancerousAnonymous !!aW26533QJ29
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
47
|
|
53
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
8
|
|
7
|
|
(1)
|
|
(4)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
4
|
|
(0)
|
|
(2)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
20
|
|
22
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/r9k/ vs /u/
| Stadium: Burg Stadion
|
13 October 2012, 20:55 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
4 |
Mootbloxx
|
| RB |
66 |
Mental Disorders
|
| CB |
13 |
Bearded Vulture
|
| LB |
39 |
Feminazi |
|
74'
|
| DM |
36 |
Cape & Fedora
|
| RM |
33 |
Sadfrog
|
| CM |
3 |
Normalfag
|
| CM |
30 |
Neckbeard |
|
 30'
|
| LM |
16 |
Kissless Virgin |
|
49'
|
| CF |
23 |
Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
|
| CF |
91 |
ROBOT9001
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LM |
21 |
Greentext |
|
49'
|
| LB |
22 |
Forever Alone |
|
74'
|
| Manager:
|
| Tr4pD00r !!sEyOAypfQ7N
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Madokami
|
| RB |
20 |
Bedfriending
|
| CB |
23 |
Onee-sama |
|
74'
|
| CB |
25 |
Goggles
|
| LB |
21 |
Feito-chan
|
| RM |
12 |
Teru Time
|
| CM |
50 |
Houkago Tea Time |
|
49'
|
| CM |
13 |
Macarons |
|
74'
|
| LM |
9 |
Erica Hartmann
|
| CF |
10 |
Homu Homu
|
| CF |
11 |
Purest Form Of Love
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
14 |
Akarin |
|
49'
|
| CB |
55 |
Symmetrical Docking |
|
74'
|
| CM |
2 |
Namori |
|
74'
|
| Manager:
|
| Gracen Hallibaster !SyespadaHQ
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
54
|
|
46
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
10
|
|
12
|
|
(6)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
6
|
|
3
|
|
(2)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
6
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
17
|
|
15
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/b/ vs /r9k/
| Stadium: Royal London Stadium
|
19 October 2012, 19:50 UTC
|
|
| Triforce 57'
|
|
5', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Fuckin' SAVED
|
| RB |
2 |
Candlejack
|
| CB |
3 |
Chris Hansen
|
| CB |
4 |
Cockmongler
|
| LB |
5 |
Red Leader
|
| RM |
9 |
Boxxy |
|
78'
|
| CM |
10 |
Triforce
|
| LM |
11 |
Pedobear
|
| RW |
6 |
Chocolate Rain |
|
52'
|
| CF |
7 |
James Holmes
|
| LW |
8 |
Courage Wolf |
|
58'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RW |
6 |
I Told You Dog |
|
52'
|
| LW |
24 |
Happy Negro |
|
58'
|
| RM |
5 |
60s Spiderman |
|
78'
|
| Manager:
|
| Cosa Nostra !BtYk4tTx2c
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
4 |
Mootbloxx
|
| RB |
66 |
Mental Disorders
|
| CB |
13 |
Bearded Vulture
|
| LB |
2 |
Beta As Fuck
|
| DM |
36 |
Cape & Fedora |
|
52'
|
| RM |
33 |
Sadfrog
|
| CM |
3 |
Normalfag |
|
63'
|
| CM |
30 |
Neckbeard |
|
63'
|
| LM |
16 |
Kissless Virgin
|
| CF |
23 |
Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
|
| CF |
91 |
ROBOT9001
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
5 |
Vyro |
|
52'
|
| CM |
21 |
Forever Alone |
|
63'
|
| CM |
6 |
Misogynist |
|
63'
|
| Manager:
|
| Tr4pD00r !!sEyOAypfQ7N
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
53
|
|
47
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
7
|
|
7
|
|
(5)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
0
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
14
|
|
21
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/vg/ vs /u/
| Stadium: Burg Stadion
|
19 October 2012, 20:15 UTC
|
|
| DesWOW 15', 58'
|
|
10' Erica Hartmann
|
|
|
| GK |
11 |
Imperial Guard
|
| RB |
21 |
Elin
|
| CB |
17 |
Mountain Blade
|
| LB |
19 |
Dante
|
| DM |
5 |
Shazbot
|
| RM |
4 |
Shapesnatch |
|
14' |
64'
|
| CM |
3 |
Emi Ibarazaki
|
| LM |
7 |
Hat General
|
| AM |
6 |
Gootecks
|
| CF |
1 |
New Thread
|
| CF |
2 |
DesWOW
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RM |
14 |
Matador |
|
64'
|
| Manager:
|
| CancerousAnonymous !!aW26533QJ29
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Madokami
|
| RB |
20 |
Bedfriending
|
| CB |
23 |
Onee-sama |
|
64'
|
| CB |
25 |
Goggles
|
| LB |
21 |
Feito-chan |
|
64'
|
| RM |
12 |
Teru Time
|
| CM |
50 |
Houkago Tea Time |
|
56'
|
| CM |
5 |
Archery Club
|
| LM |
9 |
Erica Hartmann
|
| CF |
10 |
Homu Homu
|
| CF |
11 |
Purest Form Of Love
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
13 |
Macarons |
|
56'
|
| LB |
28 |
Science Babies |
|
64'
|
| CB |
2 |
Namori |
|
64'
|
| Manager:
|
| Gracen Hallibaster !SyespadaHQ
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
45
|
|
55
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
8
|
|
8
|
|
(4)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
16
|
|
23
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/r9k/ vs /vg/
| Stadium: El Monumental
|
20 October 2012, 21:30 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
4 |
Mootbloxx
|
| RB |
66 |
Mental Disorders
|
| CB |
13 |
Bearded Vulture
|
| LB |
2 |
Beta As Fuck
|
| DM |
36 |
Cape & Fedora
|
| RM |
69 |
Shores
|
| CM |
3 |
Normalfag
|
| CM |
21 |
Forever Alone
|
| LM |
68 |
Beaches
|
| CF |
23 |
Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
|
| CF |
91 |
ROBOT9001
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Tr4pD00r !!sEyOAypfQ7N
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
11 |
Metal Slime
|
| RB |
10 |
Solaire of Astoria
|
| CB |
17 |
Mountain Blade
|
| LB |
19 |
Dante
|
| RM |
1 |
Shazbot |
|
12'
|
| CM |
14 |
Matador
|
| LM |
7 |
Hat General
|
| RW |
3 |
New Thread
|
| CF |
6 |
Gootecks
|
| CF |
2 |
Emi Ibarazaki
|
| LW |
4 |
DesWOW
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| CancerousAnonymous !!aW26533QJ29
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
11
|
|
11
|
|
(5)
|
|
(6)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
|
(2)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
19
|
|
20
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/u/ vs /b/
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2012
|
20 October 2012, 21:55 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Madokami
|
| RB |
20 |
Bedfriending
|
| CB |
2 |
Namori |
|
64'
|
| CB |
25 |
Goggles
|
| LB |
21 |
Feito-chan
|
| RM |
12 |
Teru Time
|
| CM |
14 |
Akarin |
|
64'
|
| CM |
13 |
Macarons |
|
64'
|
| LM |
9 |
Erica Hartmann
|
| CF |
10 |
Homu Homu
|
| CF |
11 |
Purest Form Of Love
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
50 |
Houkago Tea Time |
|
64'
|
| LB |
55 |
Symmetrical Docking |
|
64'
|
| CB |
44 |
Angst and Drama |
|
64'
|
| Manager:
|
| Gracen Hallibaster !SyespadaHQ
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
16 |
Fuckin' SAVED
|
| RB |
11 |
DESU DESU DESU
|
| CB |
14 |
Chris Hansen
|
| CB |
2 |
Cockmongler
|
| LB |
21 |
Red Leader
|
| RM |
25 |
Boxxy
|
| CM |
19 |
Triforce
|
| LM |
17 |
Pedobear
|
| RW |
15 |
Chocolate Rain
|
| CF |
13 |
James Holmes
|
| LW |
9 |
Courage Wolf
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Cosa Nostra !BtYk4tTx2c
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
54
|
|
46
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
10
|
|
6
|
|
(4)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
7
|
|
4
|
|
(3)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
7
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
18
|
|
23
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
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