Group D of the 2019 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/pol/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
6
|
/3/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
6
|
/m/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
9 |
10 |
-1 |
3
|
/tg/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
11 |
15 |
-4 |
3
|
/tg/ v /pol/
Background: The Orcs of
/tg/ had met with
/pol/ a total of five times before. Their first meeting was when /pol/ rose as an Ubermensch of the 4chan Cup, winning 2–0 against them in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage. They then met in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, a terrible 1–0 /tg/ win that all but confirmed a /tg/ promotion. In the 2016 4chan Winter Cup, the two met on the final day of Group B, a 1–1 draw where a Donald Trump goal late in the second half proved crucial for /pol/ advancing to the knockouts and began /tg/'s fall from grace. The past two meetings were dominated by /tg/, where a 2(4)–2(3) win after benuldies in the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage saw /pol/'s famous striker Stormfront forcibly sacked for missing a penalty kick and another knockout appearance in the cup immediately afterwards saw a 3–1 /tg/ win. It should be noted that both of these knockout stage meetings contributed to the /new/remberg Field Curse that once afflicted /pol/.
Stadium: Magical Realm
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15 February 2019, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 835
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Gork (or Mork) 18' Thin Your Paints 52'
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22', 90+10' Donald Trump
40', 75' Gilets Jaunes
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Assists
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Urbanmech 18', 52'
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22' Matteo Salvini
40' Learn to Code
90+10' Moonman
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Kit:
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Tankred |
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Urist McDwarf |
75' |
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|
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Muscle Wizard |
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Arms And Armour Thread |
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Urbanmech |
75' |
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CHEERS! |
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Los Magos del Tiempo |
75' |
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Gork (or Mork) |
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Doomrider |
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Thin Your Paints |
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Old Man Henderson |
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Substitutions:
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Los Tiburon |
75' |
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Settra the Imperishable |
75' |
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Stat Me |
75' |
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Manager:
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Lazyturd !!9uWeC3vphKo CorgiLord !!vLRzEDZAWOl CptCourage !!X48HYmeF9dn
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Kit:
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STOP WATCHING PORN |
|
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|
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Learn to Code |
75' |
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|
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Alex Jones |
|
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|
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Deus Vult |
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Assad |
75' |
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Bolsonaro |
|
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|
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Matteo Salvini |
84' |
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|
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Hitler |
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Moonman |
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Gilets Jaunes |
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Donald Trump |
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Substitutions:
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Soyboy Gillette |
75' |
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Sky King |
75' |
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|
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Doompaul |
84' |
|
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Manager:
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Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK Prow !!YlSpXagF79L Shand !!5al22228eYp
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Man of the Match:
Donald Trump (/pol/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
10
|
(4)
|
|
(7)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
12
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
0
|
|
/m/ v /3/
Background: In both teams' first-ever cup,
/m/ took home the gold by defeating /3/ 4–2 in the final.
Stadium: Orbital Ring Stadium
|
15 February 2019, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 752
|
Mazinger Z 31' Megas XLR 45+1' Alteisen Riese 54'
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Assists
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Scopedog 45+1' Mazinger Z 54'
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Kit:
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Godmars |
|
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|
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Alphonse |
|
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|
 |
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Big Zam |
|
|
|
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Space Battleship Yamato |
78' |
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|
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Tekkaman Blade |
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|
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Shin Getter Robo |
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|
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Gundam RX-78-2 |
78' |
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|
 |
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Megas XLR |
78' |
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|
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Scopedog |
|
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Mazinger Z |
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Alteisen Riese |
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Substitutions:
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Iron Giant |
78' |
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Gridman |
78' |
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|
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Ideon |
78' |
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Manager:
|
/m/agical /m/anager !!Z4P8ydoW2NH Vilkenparadis !!BzNG+lakZUG
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Kit:
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Quads Only |
|
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|
 |
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The Donut Guru |
|
|
|
 |
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NPR |
|
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3DSMax Has Stopped Working |
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Industryfag |
|
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|
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Sculptfaggotry |
|
|
|
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NO >YOUR< PROGRAM SUCKS |
78' |
|
|
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WIP |
|
|
|
 |
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Jiggle Physics |
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|
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Utah Teapot |
|
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|
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>blender |
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Substitutions:
|
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Ratboy Genius |
78' |
|
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Manager:
|
MS
|
|
Man of the Match:
Mazinger Z (/m/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
4
|
(5)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
77
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
|
18
|
Tackles
|
13
|
|
10
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/tg/ v /m/
Background:
/m/, looking to immediately repeat their Spring feat, began their first Elite knockout run with a 2–1 victory over
/tg/. The old friends met again in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, a 1–0 /m/ win, before /m/ advanced from the 2017 4chan Summer Cup group stage by way of a 2–1 win over /tg/.
Stadium: Magical Realm
|
17 February 2019, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 959
|
Thin Your Paints 5', 90+1' Gork (or Mork) 8' Doomrider 22', 25' Old Man Henderson 80'
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11', 54' Altiesen Riese
42', 68' Scopedog
73' Mazinger Z
|
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Assists
|
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Old Man Henderson 5' Doomrider 90+1'
|
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42' Altiesen Riese
54' Mazinger Z
73' Scopedog
|
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
Tankred |
|
|
|
 |
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Los Tiburon |
64' |
|
|
 |
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Muscle Wizard |
|
|
|
 |
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Albino Doomgoat |
|
|
|
 |
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Urbanmech |
64' |
|
|
 |
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That Fucking Guy |
|
|
|
 |
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Anal Circumference |
64' |
|
|
 |
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Gork (or Mork) |
|
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|
 |
 |
Doomrider |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Old Man Henderson |
|
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|
 |
 |
Thin Your Paints |
|
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Substitutions:
|
 |
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Urist McDwarf |
64' |
|
|
 |
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Settra The Imperishable |
64' |
|
|
 |
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Sir Bearington |
64' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Lazyturd !!9uWeC3vphKo CorgiLord !!vLRzEDZAWOl CptCourage !!X48HYmeF9dn
|
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Kit:
|
 |
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Godmars |
|
|
|
 |
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King Gainer |
64' |
|
|
 |
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Space Battleship Yamato |
|
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|
 |
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Big O |
|
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|
 |
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∀ Gundam |
45' |
|
|
 |
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Shin Getter Robo |
8' |
|
|
 |
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Gundam RX-78-2 |
|
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|
 |
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Ideon |
45' |
|
|
 |
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Scopedog |
|
|
|
 |
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Mazinger Z |
|
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|
 |
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Altiesen Riese |
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Substitutions:
|
 |
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Big Zam |
45' |
|
|
 |
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Ramiel |
45' |
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|
 |
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Gridman |
64' |
|
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Manager:
|
/m/agical /m/anager !!Z4P8ydoW2NH Vilkenparadis !!BzNG+lakZUG
|
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Man of the Match:
Doomrider (/tg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
38
|
|
62
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
10
|
(9)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
81
|
|
87
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
17
|
|
19
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
/pol/ v /3/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: /pol/ in the High Castle
|
17 February 2019, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 972
|
Hitler 32' Gilets Jaunes 71' Moonman 81'
|
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7', 14' NO >YOUR< PROGRAM SUCKS
25' >Blender
39' WIP
|
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Assists
|
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Moonman 32', 71' Hitler 81'
|
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7', 39' Ratboy Genius
14' >Blender
25' Utah Teapot
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
STOP WATCHING PORN |
|
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 |
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Memezuela |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Ben Garrison |
|
|
|
 |
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Deus Vult |
|
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|
 |
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Andy Warski |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Bolsonaro |
|
|
|
 |
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(((Jews))) |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Hitler |
|
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|
 |
 |
Moonman |
|
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|
 |
 |
Gilets Jaunes |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Donald Trump |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
 |
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Soyboy Gilette |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Assad |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Matteo Salvini |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK Prow !!YlSpXagF79L Shand !!5al22228eYp
|
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
Quads Only |
|
|
|
 |
 |
pls Give me a Job |
|
|
|
 |
 |
3DSMAX Has Stopped Working |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Portfolio |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Real-Time Rendering |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Ratboy Genius |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
No >YOUR< Program Sucks |
|
|
|
 |
 |
WIP |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jiggle Physics |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Utah Teapot |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>Blender |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
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Muh Maya |
68' |
|
|
 |
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"""""Wallpaper Paste""""" |
68' |
|
|
 |
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It's Stylized Bro |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
MS
|
|
Man of the Match:
>Blender (/3/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
9
|
(6)
|
|
(9)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
0
|
(2)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
5
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
77
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
23
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
3
|
|
/m/ v /pol/
Background: What was once thought a derby of Babby titans did not exactly start well for
/pol/.
/m/ dropped five on /pol/ twice, first winning their first knockout match 5–0 before starting their first Elite Cup with a 5–2 victory. Three years later, /pol/ attempted to get revenge on /m/ by keeping them from promoting out of the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup, but failed as they could only muster a 2–2 draw.
Stadium: Orbital Ring Stadium
|
23 February 2019, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 985
|
Altiesen Riese 18'
|
|
10', 63' Moonman
20' Donald Trump
45+3' Hitler
|
|
Assists
|
|
Scopedog 18'
|
|
10', 63' Donald Trump
|
|
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Kit:
|
 |
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Godmars |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Space Battleship Yamato |
|
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|
 |
 |
Big Zam |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Iron Giant |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gunbuster |
|
|
|
 |
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Shin Getter Robo |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gundam RX-78-2 |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Gridman |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Mazinger Z |
|
|
|
 |
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Scopedog |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Altiesen Riese |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Ideon |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Megas XLR |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
|
/m/agical /m/anager !!Z4P8ydoW2NH Vilkenparadis !!BzNG+lakZUG
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Build Wall |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Memezuela |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Alex Jones |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>The Absolute State Of Brexit |
|
|
|
 |
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Assad |
37' |
63' |
|
 |
 |
The Bogdanoffs |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Hitler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
(((Jews))) |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Moonman |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gilets Jaunes |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Donald Trump |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Sky King |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Doompaul |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK Prow !!YlSpXagF79L Shand !!5al22228eYp
|
|
Man of the Match:
Donald Trump (/pol/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
8
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
85
|
|
71
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
17
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/3/ v /tg/
Background: Very much unlike /m/,
/3/'s first Elite Cup was over almost as quickly as it began.
/tg/ put the nail in the coffin with a 3–0 destruction, marking the beginning of /3/'s six-year rot.
Stadium: Stadium.blend
|
23 February 2019, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 896
|
>Blender 13', 20', 22' WIP 18', 45+1' No >YOUR< Program Sucks 51'
|
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8', 47' Doomrider
39' Gork (or Mork)
|
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Assists
|
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Utah Teapot 13' Ratboy Genius 18', 22', 45+1' Uncanny Valley 20' WIP 51'
|
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8' Gork (or Mork)
39', 47' Old Man Henderson
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
Quads Only |
|
|
|
 |
 |
3DSMAX Has Stopped Working |
|
|
|
 |
 |
THE Donut Guru |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Pls Give Me A Job |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Uncanny Valley |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Ratboy Genius |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
No >YOUR< Program Sucks |
|
|
|
 |
 |
WIP |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jiggle Physics |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Utah Teapot |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>Blender |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Muh Maya |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Real-Time Rendering |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
It's Stylized Bro |
85' |
|
|
Manager:
|
MS
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
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Tankred |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Los Tiburon |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Albino Doomgoat |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jace |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Urbanmech |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cheers! |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Los Magos del Tiempo |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Gork (or Mork) |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Doomrider |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Thin Your Paints |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Old Man Henderson |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Swedish Musketeer |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Anal Circumference |
85' |
|
|
 |
 |
Sir Bearington |
85' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Lazyturd !!9uWeC3vphKo CorgiLord !!vLRzEDZAWOl CptCourage !!X48HYmeF9dn
|
|
Man of the Match:
>Blender (/3/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
56
|
|
44
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
7
|
(8)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
79
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
25
|
|
17
|
Tackles
|
6
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
2
|
|